A new beginning..

Well....I have tons to say since this semester started and first off, I got a brand spanking new laptop as my old faithful pc decided to die on me..I met a few wierd people and by far the wierdest is Joey's new Bandmate, yeah she joined this band and at first it sounded okay okay ler..but then after meeting this one particular bandmate, who-shall-not-be-named, cos it might..ermm..sort of embarass him a lil lar cos has a mouth, dirtier and much more disturbing than a chickens ass...bloody-hell this feller would talk crap about ANYONE including NICE PEOPLE..you dont go around bad-mouthing your friends and NICE PEOPLE that just further proves that you have no life and its just plain SAD..dude...you need to control your flytrap..or not one day you'll find a REAL fly in it...*sigh*..if that really happens, I wouldnt wanna miss it...hehehe

Finally in da same class as Ba, Lydia and Suzanna and the whole Alpha gang again...yiippeeeee...oooh yes another thing, my car...you know the one i was sooo excited about, is soo not gonna happen anymore, and I'll tell you why.

At midnight one day, Ash and Shakir and I wanted to eat somewhere lar...sort of bored with Bkt Beruang lar by this time, so we happily decided to take ma crappy-rusted car to Jikis lar..thinking that the stupid thing will get us there, whaddaya know, not even outside Bkt Beruang, it started to "sing", sing as in it gave out this sound as if it was being hammered by a HUGE HAMMER..seriously and by that time i was scared shitless and so were Ash and Shakir hahaha then we decided to just get the fuck outta the car, park it back where it was parked and just go to Cahaya Dinar and eat..oooh no..the car didnt wanna go back being parked at its usual place, it decided to just pop its front left tyre out right in the middle of the road! oooh crap..sparks where flying everywhere!! Ash was scared...I was scared..Shakir was..hrmm LAUGHING..haha idiot!!

Suddenly I was panicking.. "oooh shit!! wht the f**k am I gonna tell ma dad??"...after I was calmed down from my near heart attack experience by Ash and Shakir...I somehow left the car in the middle of the road..oooh did I say road? I meant MAIN ROAD and called dad the next day with my fully loaded bullshit story which THANK GOD he bought!!!

Creepy week...

creepy

whoa...I am alone in da house and I never thought it'll be this freaky..so my new scheme to get thru this is NOT to sleep during the night till early morning probably around 6am or so and then when there is LIGHT I will sleep hehehe..jsut reformatted ma pc and its NEKKID...nathing inside..soo dull...so I have started the downloading of da songs ritual...and other software lar...*sigh*..PC was giving soo much problem just had to reformat it...Why lar i itchy sangat to volunteer to do da interviews for SPARC? huhuhu..but none the less, I get to have the whole StreamyX to maself hahaha..

I cooked ma supper just now...and it turned out not bad..jsut fried some fries and some sausages...and guess what? couldnt finish it..cos it was too much..just put it in da fridge, later in da morning will see whether I have an appetite for cold fries....

Today mom and dad came and we went to Mahkota Parade for Merdeka Lunch haha..it was okay..Dad wanted to go to Sushi King..i was like...hrmmmm..no comments...but it turned out okay..I had something COOKED nathing raw for me thanks...I had this pan fried dory or sumthing lar..and mum had some tori chicken something Dad had tempura set...not bad lar...the family next to us was piling up on the sushi..how lar they can actually telan/swallow that raw stuff?? and they weren't just piling up on da cheap stuff, there were tons of expensive stuff too, RM4 per-plate also got.....then me and dad had our ritual kutuking session of the Malay-PUNK-wannabes.

Dad: What are they trying to prove? Dont they get any attention enough being idiots on motorbikes that scream thru the streets that they have to dress up like idiots and piercing every single available part of their body??
Me: Hrmm..yeah I suppose so..their parents probably didnt or just DONT pay them any attention..wasting time and space....hair half green, half red, socks up to the knees and not forgetting the ever so fashionable suspenders...are we supposed to be scared of them? They make me wanna laugh more like it..punks..HAH..more like clowns..hehe..The London Circus recruitment team should come here if they are short-handed for their FREAKs Display..
Mom: Yeah terrible... ---> mom doesnt say much...

After that little after-meal kutuk session, dad needed some envelopes( he doenst trust emails YET ) at Thai Kuang. Another incident took place, the lady attending the cashier had this really lousy attitude and gave what I call a muka "tahi" as in there is something bad smelling under her nose...ok getting back to da topic...lining up to pay for the envelopes while persuading dad to send more emails instead, there was a lady with her 3 kids, they had atleast bought about RM50+ worth of stuff and then their plastic bag tore apart and then lady asked the muka "tahi" cashier whether she can have another plastic bag and VERY rudely the cashier gave a hand signal to say "NO" and practically shooing the lady with 3 kids away...POOOOFFF the lady screamed at the cashier, "ONE PLASTIC BAG ALSO you cannot give??? After I spent Sooo MUCH?!!!"..she caught me by suprise that i dropped da envelopes and then as if on queue, DAD threw the envelope at the cashier and said "Terrible, ONE LOUSY PLASTIC BAG also you cant give?? There you can KEEP your bloody envelopes. Bakar come lets go!" At that moment then I realised that he wasnt listening to me ranting on about sending more emails..*sigh* instead he was watching the cashier being rude...

My mom wasnt there to experience this..cos she was checking out Channel perfumes..instead she got the whole rerun of the little episode all da way home in the car...how fun...

Finals are finally over.....

I am sooo RELIEVED/HAPPY/GRATEFUL Finally can relax a lil but then again lookin back during exam week and all, I had it pretty easy, I pitied Ash and Joey, not to mention Subash lar...studying for the past 336 hours = 24hours in a day X 14days..dunno how lar he can do it without loosin his marbles at the same time...If I was him, I'd loose ma mind in the first 4-5hours...relaxing a lil while watching Scrubs... Ash and Joey are going to the library to study hehehe after screaming abt how her exams are over and all she still has ONE to go hehehe I am sooo sleepy at the same time but then I CANT sleep cos its soooo HOT...

oooh yeah Subash made a new record, he didnt step into the library for nearly ONE WEEK!!

I also made a new record: I was in the library nearly everyday for the past one week! ahahaha..dunno lar..whether it will actually have an impact on my grades or not... :p

I cant be bothered about the results.. If I pass I pass, if I dont I dont...dunno lar...sad isnt it, until it has to come to this level...

ooooh another life turning event that I cant wait to happen, MY CAR~! yippeee finally my car is on da way~!

Olympics Athens 2004.....

What can i say abt the Olympics 2004? Well not much really cos I havent been able to see many events....*sttoopeed MMU*..anyway..I remember watching an olympic Hockey match between Spain and Pakistan, thinking that it was going to be an excellent match, it turned out to be quite the opposite..Pakistan got a trashing from SPAIN?? Out of all countries to beat Pakistan in HOCKEY is SPAIN?? No offence to all me Pakistani maytes..(hold on a sec, do I HAVE any Pakistani maytes??..maybe one or two ) .... Its sooo hot now in Melaka during the day, but soo nice and cool during the night...I am sooo full right now...dont think I am going for Dinner, JOEY just woke up (its 6.20pm) from her 2pm afternoon slumber...how lar she can just fall asleep in a flash? ...I think she'd make a few scientists mind boggle....

5 fellars with CLUB99 Whisky and a pack of 20's Dunhills and what do you get? some highly dangerous drunkards...haha

OK time to embarass a few people hehe..here goes...

BUt the ones that were clearly DRUNK was Paran and Kishore~! muahahahaha..my goodness they are natural clowns when they are drunk and who else but to egg them on, ASHWIN hehehe he was actually under control while Sujay was just enjoying da show hahaha...

Subash was asleep and Shankar was trying to go to sleep hahaha...

Words of wisdom from a drunkard:

"Burn~!!!! Anyone who kurang ajar with you, I will help you!! Because you are my FRIEND macha~!!! dont worry i will be there~!!!" - Kishore Nair, 7am, 8th of August 2004, state of mind=DRUNK.

after those "reassuring" words of wisdom from KISHORE NAIR hahaha, the china man next door aka neighbour was complaining about why we threw an empty coke can in front of his house..which at that time, those inspiring words actually came into effect~!!! Kishore started swearing!!! hahaha and wanted to whack the neighbour up cos apparently he was disrespecting ME and Subash hahaha ..but we managed to console him to be quiet and sit down rather than making a fool for himself...hehe he had a pretty good case though:

'Macha~!! Listen macha!!! We were drinking from BOTTLES where got CANS??????" hahaha which made us thinking hehe and it was actually TRUE hehehe and we started banging the neighbour too hehehe...

but then.,..luckily we didnt go and confront him cos later that day, Paran owned up, "Macha actually I threw the coke can there" hahahahaha

Kishore was totally out of it and started to talk about LOVE and what is the best way to go about chasing girls...hahahaha

A Clubbing experience to remember~!!!

A Clubbing experience to remember~!!!

I had quite a lot of fun actually clubbing with ma hsemates~!! hehe Ash and Joey and Ravin and Shakir and Ravin and Jeff....

Imagine all of us cramped in a Kancil...sooo small!!! We were basically wondering around Melaka Raya after bein' in a state of shock because of watching IC Talent Gala 2004~! haha damn it was funny...the good type of funny and the BAD kind of funny....hahahaha no offence to all ICS members/commitee...hehehe I will stop here as i am tempted in elaborating the 2 kinds of funny hehehehe...but I am not that mean..so i will shaddap....hehe

Damn...the clubs were packed...ddduuuhh Saturday Night and somehow Pure Bar smelt like piss...which was sorta questioning how the state of the bathroom would be....

We went to ALOHA and foudn out they were playing fengtau music...ting ting ting teng tong tong ...HOOO HAAAH~! hahaa so no thanks...and then we moved on to the next possible venue...

Trip to KLIA~!!

well.......Imagining driving in a KANCIL all da way from Melaka to KLIA and on da way back, getting a somewhat FREE strip show in the back seat, which was totally uncalled for~!

I offered to drive my classmate to KLIA to pick up her BF who flew down from CAIRO...she was pretty nervous actually when we reached the airport, "Burn I am soo nervous yar, I dont know what to do yar....havent seen him for such a long time yar...what shall I do? Shall I eat?? no no I shouldnt eat, well I might get hungry!!" I had to listen to that for nearly 1 hour while waiting for the BF to clear Customs....

It was getting irritating upto a point but when the bugger actually came out, haha I didnt even hear a PEEP from her...in the somewhat awkward 2 hour+ drive back to Melaka..haha..damn..and I ws pushing the poor Kancil for all it was worth...really slamming down on the accelarator padle....
*sigh*..i was damn tired after that...oooh yeah had a SPARC meeting as soon as I got back..haha

Remembering OLD TIMES!!

I was just remembering OLD times when me, Paran and Shankar were watching Blair Witch Projest..Subash was asleep due to the fact that he didnt wanna watch it and later he wanted to watch with Marilyn.

We were all watching the movie around 2-3am...Subash "fell asleep" already haha...anyway..whilst watching the movie, there is one part that there was a little girl's laughter..hehe...NB: I didnt tell these two idiots that this movie is fictional. hahaha on with da setoree..Suddenly Paran and Shankar froze~!! hahaha :

Paran: Macha~!! What the hell was that??...macha what WAS that??
Shankar: YEAH DEI`!! What the f*ck was THAT????
Burn: *giggling* ehehe...it was a GURL whey laughing~!!
Paran: Shankar~!! Go and rewind~! I wanna hear again~!!
Shankar: DONT WNT DEI~!! I dont wanna go near the fucking PC!!

ahha good old times~!1

Finally~!

I survived~!! I finally saw Mdm Kavitha~! ehehe...she gave me a piercing stare and finally after like 1 minute:

Mdm Kavitha: Have I seen you somewhere? You look soo familiar??
Burn: *whispers* oh crap*whispers*
Mdm Kavitha: Excuse me??!
Burn: I mean..I was in ur PEN0035 English class in 2002......*phew*
Mdm Kavitha: That's RIGHT~!!....*she let a freakish smile....I let out a lil' shiver..* How can I help you Abu Bakar...
Burn: *thinking" WHAT THE HELL?? after nearly 2 years she still remembered my name????* Well..I need your signature for SPARC b'cos we need the Club Advisor's signature for a website application.
Mdm Kavitha: Why do you need my signature?
Burn: ....because you are the Advisor for SPARC......*thinking to self* what the hell? she doesnt know?*thinking to self*
Mdm Kavitha: OOhhhh! I AM? ...*she seemed flattered* Now where do I sign?
Burn: Just here thank you.*Points to da page*

WHY do i fear Mdm Kavitha?? Well last time I remembered in class, she MENTALLY ripped one of my friends HEAD OFF in front of da whole CLASS...just because his voice sounded a lil muffled....and she thought that he was bein rude~!

The conversation went something like this:

Mdm Kavitha: BOY~!! I don't like your TONE~! You better change it~!! You won't get far in life with THAT kind of attitude~!!! I really DONT LIKE IT!
My friend: *GULP~!*

SPARC oh SPARC....haha

Damn...i spend soo much time on SPARC lately!! playing with Adobe Photoshop CS, creating and customising the SPARC message board..and last but not least, trying to get these two people to approve the web application!! damn...its soo hard looking for En. Shukor and Mdm Kavitha!! aarrrghhhh..soo frustrated! Dont these two people EVER stay in their OFFICE???

oooh yeah!! for DAYZE!! gonna post up the pic of the proposed MISS MMU poster soon...revised version..haha hope that you'll like it! :p

Had a well deserved 12hr sleep!! heheheh..I had a public holiday in BURN's country. I had to announce to my friends(so that they can sign for me in class!) hahaha...

AShvine came back today and said "hah hah!! someone didnt go to class!" Didnt realise she was talking to moi~! ahaks~!! Somehow she ran into ma friend JUSTIN haha...and he was complainin that I didnt come to class~! hehe

and then...yesterday! i realised that my motorbike tyre had a slow puncture*sssiiiiiggghhhh*...je ne sais pas pourquoi...I was soo careful riding on ma motobike..avoiding bumps, avoidin' nails and holes...damn...but what the hell...

Ooh yeah..SPARC...somehow since I started SPARC, my life seemed to revolved around it..haha..Managed to get a meeting with the GM of Equatorial Hotel for the upcoming HOTTEST EVENT in MMU..ahaha cheap ass promoting! yipppeee~! Once we were there....oooh my goodneess....the director of MISS MMU, Amy, was wearing this HOT/FIRERY little number/outfit/dress and DAMN did she look goooooddd! hahaha Not only that...the GM was soo impressed at how she presented herself!~! GOOD ON YA AMY! hahah there and then he agreed to block the dates for the MISS MMU pageant! and not only that!! he is considerin in giving free rooms too for the participants and HI-COMM to get ready! yipppeee!

Cant wait to see what his reply would be about da free rooms!!

Top reasons why we SHOULD buy pirated VCDs:

 
1. Free black bagYou can't get those cool black coloured bags anywhere. The ones soldoutside is too big and they're meant for the tong sampah.

2. Family bondEvery weekend when you go to Summit USJ, you can see little kidsrunning to the VCD shop to select their favourite Pokemon cartoon VCD.And then mommy will come along to find her favourite Teresa Teng VCD.Next, comes big sister selecting her F4 VCD. And lastly, big bro anddaddy searching for the latest movies ... and try to eye for someyou-know-what VCD. Anyway, the whole idea is, the piratedVCD shop is like a place for weekend family reunion. When is thelasttime you see daddy buying Little Billy a VCD in Speedy Video ?

3.Cinema svcksWhen you reach the cinema, you'll have to line up for 15 minutesbefore it's your turn to get the ticket. But then they tell you ticketsudah habis. So, you bought the next show and had to wait for another3 hours. When the time comes, the ticket usher stops you from bringingnasi lemak and cha-kuay-teow into the hall. So, you're forced to lineup another 10 minutes in the snack bar. By then,you're already late for the show. Lampu sudah tutup when you went it.Oooppss ... terjatuh and everyone laugh at you. Next, the cinema boreyou with 15 minutes of iklan. Frankly speaking, I dunno why thegovernment ban 'triple x' VCDs when all the beer commercials in thecinema features 10 sluts dancing around. Later,your handphone rang and everyone booed you. At last, the show ends butyou'll need to beratur through the smelly exit. After 30 mintues, younoticed that your handphone is lost. The only thing good about cinemasis the fact that you can throw kua-chi on the floor.

4. Customer Friendly SellersBuying VCDs from the stall are like dining in a luxury restaurant.First, those blond hair sellers will greet you with 'leng-chai'. It'snow time to order the meal. If you know what to order, they willsearch the title for you. But let's say if you're decided, thesefellas will suggest some meals for you. Strangely, all movies (according to them ) is nice to watch. When you've finished, here comesthe main course. Therectangular box containing all the finest artistic internationalstuff. And you can bargain too ! But when you buy VCDs from SpeedyVideo, the shop assistant will stand few meters away from you, withtheir arms tied and eyes alert, thinking that you're anothershoplifter.

5. Beli barang buatan MalaysiaThe name says it all. No comment.

6. You go to the movies...while watching the most suspense part in a lovemovie....as the guy and girl is about to kiss...all of a sudden the screenbecomes matrix mode. And then it changes to some dull scene. Doesn't thissound familiar? Say thank you to our censorship board for helping usremove the itsy bitsy parts. You never get this when you buy piratedCDs.

7. 6 years ago, piracy was a minority because of the original CDpricing and contents. 3 years ago, they increased original CD prices70% and say it's because of import duties, tax and other crap. Whileat the same time the pirated CD prices drop from 50% - 70%. Customerswould prefer to buy from a sale right?

8. Piracy helps students to learn new programs at a reduced pricecost. If every student is going to spend RM800 just to buy AdobePhotoshop, then Malaysia would lag behind in the computer graphicsindustry. So in a long run, Malaysia's economy status becomes betterwith more knowledgeble citizens. And many people are willing to spendmoney to buy pirated CDs but not that willing to buy original cds. Bybuying the CDs they are circulating the money thus helping the moneyflow around and not stay in the pockets.

I was h!gH..

Today, if u were in d same class as me? you'd probably think that i was high on crack or something cos i would start laughing like an idiot for absolutely no reason what so ever! haha After all that laughin, i was damn tired and then started to doze off on my chair! hehe..Suddenly I had one of the wierdest dreams ever! haha Justin, my classmate/buddy/rocker walked into the lecture hall and his clothes start to fall off! haha Everyone was laughing at him and I had "tergolek" on the floor in laughter! haha..Justin got mad at me laughing for no reason and probably scaring him at the same time! hehe but I didnt care!..He would scold me for being such an idiot..I nearly got in trouble once or twice, but managed to compose myself when questions were asked. I can only blame myself haha for not getting enough sleep and thats probably why I was acting as if I forgot to take my pills! hehe.. Can you imagine yourself laughing for no reason? haha I know I can! :p

Spiderman 2....

I went to MP with this Gujerati dude, I think they call him Hitesh Well..I would give it a 5/10...it was sorta boring and just waaaayy too much talking..and Hitesh hehehe..was sitting beside this Pakistani dude..hahaha I dont know how he came to the conclusion that the dude was Pakistani..hehe..but he said that he is a Pakistani because he is smelly! hehehehe sooo baadd! haha..throughout da whole movie, he'll slip snide comments *whisper*"WHEY!!..this fellar damn busuk whey!! Want to swap seats ar?*whisper* hahahaha damn farnee whey!

Then...after discussing abt how terrible the dude was smelling..on da way back to Bkt Beruang he allegedly saw an lady in white waving at him! haha..i thought he was joking until I realised he was cold and sorta genuinely shaken by what he saw!..haha..I dont know how he is gonna sleep tonite!

Talking abt sleep, I'd better doin some of that soon...good night~!

P/s: Good Nite Hitesh, dont let the busuk pakistani man bite! hehehe

oooOOooOOOooOOhhh I like this one! ahaha..had nothing to do..so? loaded Adobe and started fiddling! I reckon it looks grool! (cool+great=grool) *wink*
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SPARC Ice Breaking/BBQ!

SPARC's BBQ was pretty good actually...after all the planning and preparation, everyone got to eat and there was more than enough food to go around for the Hi-Comm.....it was going to rain, so we hauled up all da food and stuff into Plaza Siswa which turned out to be quite useless cos it didnt rain TILL the very end...*damn*..

The Chicken was grool! (cool+great) haha..but the preparation was not as fun as eating it....oh hell no!! the preparation was messy!! hahah.. We did a real bang-up job in messing up da place..haha I pitied the clean-up crew! hehehe all in all, I thought it was a good turn out and it was smooooooooooooooth!

SPARC AGM Session 2004/05..

SPARC AGM Session 2004/05..wow...I thought this AGM is gonna be a boring one..but then it turned out to be quite the opposite..I didnt think MMU Students would actually bother to come hahaha.

Since myself and D@yz3 were in the IT Division, we, like all the other Hi-Comms were looking out for promising victims...errr..i mean members :p who can help us out with a lil Flash, Webpage Designin' or sumthin'...After feeling like Cr@p cos the Talentime/Miss MMU were getting TONS of members to help out, we were getting...4 members! uhuhuh..We were sooo bummed!! anyway atleast I had a lil fun, by kenakan Joey and Ravin with the Powerpoint Presentation..hahah wanna know what I did?? hehe PM me and I'll let u have a look! :p

People were busy handing out free T-Shirts and stuff to da members as well as stickers...dunno what stickers they were ler..but the T-Shirts were given/sponsored (you choose) by KLAN. Pretty nice T-Shirts they were and not to mention free! hehe

Tried playing a few songs but the stupid speakers werent working and the PC, supposedly had Win Xp, so we thought it was pretty good, turned out to be pretty useless..until we restarted it for like 2-3 times! Oh yeah and SPARC had an Attendance List for the Hi-Comm! haha I didnt know that! :p last but not least..the Venue (CLCR0002-A2) was SORTA cold! well freezing more like it...

Well...whilst the committee for Miss MMU/Talentime and other similar "happening" activities (hahah) were getting 60+ members signing up to help out at their events, myself and D@yZ3 had to be content with our 4 members....*sigh*

RM 5 for members and RM8 for NON-Members..and I am part of the FOOD committee so that only MEANS ONE THING....haha the food is gonna be GREAT!!! Venue: Astaka near Field, Melaka Campus. DAte: 7th July @ 7pm onwards...
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Playing with Adobe ver.2.0 was editing a few other pics...and thought what the hell..might as well do another one.. :p
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Anyone know where I can get....

Anyone know where I can get....or download the lastest Volkswagen Phaeton advertisement? Haha i just find it soo funny and sorta creative! Anyway..if u do... please let me know okay? hehe

Kazaa Kaputed...

My Kazaa was giving me trouble! I dont think I was this restless since the internet connection was down! I was panicking literally...uninstalled it, reinstalled it, cleared the registry bla bla bla STILL a stupid message came up saying that Kazaa needs shut down!

It was as if I had accidentally swallowed a huge panick pill..only because Kill Bill Vol 2 only had like 5MB to finish downloading and after all the hype from the American Movie industry, this movie was a HIT! well..it turned out quite the opposite actually...and also Sex and the City was nearly finished! haha..

So...getting back to Kazaa problem..I just had to set back my PC to an earlier date..I sorta forgot about this little feature which solved EVERYTHING! hrmm Win XP, just when you thought can it be anymore useful, it just shows you that it can!..now I'm gonna continue watching Sex and the City! :p