12.29.2006
Christmas......
First and foremost I would like to rip into Friends Cafe, Melaka Baru. Talk about the biggest rip off of the year. Ok here goes.
I had :
1. Fruit Fusion Tea = Layman's Terms = Teh O Panas = RM 5.25
2. Fried Spaghetti = Layman's Terms = Maggi Goreng tak special = RM 9.50
3. Total Ripped Off = RM 14.75
4. Vowed not to ever step in Friends ever in my entire lifetime = PRICELESS
Have a Merry Christmas to me!
Not to mention other people got ripped off even worse for e.g. Bob.
His measly serving of Meatballs which resembled Goat Droppings in terms of size and color was RM11.50 that he will never see again.
We were so upset, that we decided to go to Rock N Roll Grill Bar. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Now this is where the REAL FOOD came in!!! I had a magnificent NZ Beef Burger+Fries and Salad+Extra CHEESE and a CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE.....*drools* Pictures will come later...just needed to bitch about something.
Oh yeah and Dilip "goreng" with the in-house band. :) that was awesome...heh
12.23.2006
Flash Flood....
12.06.2006
12.04.2006
Flu+Cough+Fever=100Plus+Panadol ActiFast
i was having the full blast of a flu, with a bonus fever and all. So i decided to try and break into a sweat by sleeping without the the fan on covered in blankets, to break the fever, but it didnt really work. So my Aunty Jena last time, told me that to cure a fever is very simple: Take one Panadol Actifast and drink it down with a 500ML 100PLus(cold) and whaadddayyyaaa know? within 10mins i was breaking into a massive sweat and the fever was GONE!!Last time i kept on telling Joey(yay she coming back this weekend!!) and the rest to try , but NOO, nobody wants to listen. I was up and about within minutes. Kaze was over also and he was like "hrmmm must remember this next time I have a fever"
Déja Vu
i was pretty skeptical about this movie but after reading reviews from yahoo movies, and saw the trailer, oh mannnnn this movie is a "must watch movie"!! freaking awesome...i fell asleep at Casino Royale for an hour cos it was just that darn boring, so i was trying my level best to stay awake during Deja Vu and boy it was worth it!! so whatcha waiting for peeeeple? go and watch it..the trailer already was good enough to convince me to go and watch it lol
12.01.2006
11.30.2006
Currently Addicted to...
DiD YoU KnOw?
DID YOU KNOW THIS?
1. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
2. Every day more money is printed by Parker Brothers than printed by the U.S. Treasury.
3. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better than men.
4. Coca-Cola was originally green.
5. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
6. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska!
7. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
8. (Now get this… ) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
9. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of 11: $6,400
10. The average number of people airborne over the U.S. any given hour: 61,000.
11. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair than the rest of us.
12. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
13. The youngest pope was 11 years old.
14. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
15. Those San Francisco Cable Cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
16. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = King David, Hearts = Charlemagne, Clubs = Alexander, the Great, Diamonds = Julius Caesar
17. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
18. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
19. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th; John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
20. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
21. Hershey's Kisses are called that, because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
22. What occurs more often in December than any other month? Conception.
23. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? Their birthplace.
24. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? Obsession
25. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you find the name of a number that contains the letter A? One thousand.
26. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All were invented by women.
27. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? Honey.
28. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year? Father's Day
29. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? He was allergic to carrots.
30. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
AND FINALLY At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
11.15.2006
Life stands still....
but without Internet connection, apparently to Shakir and Bob and Desmond, I have turned into a traitor by packing up my laptop and shipping off to OJ's place to use his internet connection. Nothing is stopping them from packing up their desktop computers and hauling it 7 houses down the road to use his connection?
Now we finally see the use of all those burnt out TV Series that people use to burn. When the Internet Connection is not working, watch those Tv Series. :)
It is 3.27am, I have a dentists appointment at 8.30am and I am still not asleep. Watching the french movie "Amelie". Its about a pretty lady who lives the simplest of lives but enjoys the simplest things that life gives us. Really makes us appreciate what we usually take for granted. A "feel good" movie, you can't help but smile while watching it. It is 3.30am...still no Internet Connection.
NB: I am typing this at home, after this, later on today I am going to OJ's house, log into Blogspot and post this as my blog entry. :)
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"
10.30.2006
Happy Birthday Aya!!
Happy birthday and the other day I was browsing through my laptop and found this video. It was the time we were just hanging out before SPARCFEST, in Sri Emas and you were telling me how u hate the earrings a certain someone bought for you HEHEHE, wanna know who? you'll find out once u watch the video! happy birthday!! :D
10.26.2006
10.22.2006
10.18.2006
When you got nothing much to blog about........
- I cant sleep in a quiet room, must have TV series running in the background, not music, need to listen to the conversations, comedies work best
- I cant stand posers, wannabes, people who develop an American accent when they are actually from PJ.
- I can get angry prettty fast, depending on the situation.
- At times I think sleeping is a waste of time, always feel that I should be doing something else, eventhough I have nothing better to do.......there's something wrong with me.
- When people talk, i listen.....sometimes....
- I really hate having exams, absolutely detest having supplementary papers...malu seh
- Friends are important to me.
7 Lesser Known Things About You
- At times I get selfish and tend to think that the world revolves around me.
- I fight with my parents A LOT, most of the time i started it....
- I get protective of my friends even if my parents critise them
- I cant really hold a grudge over someone.
- I am epileptic.
- I am taking medicine everyday and one of the side effects is weight gain.....damn......
- I play the classical guitar
7 Wishes
- I wish I was living in NZ
- I wish that one day i would wake up and finish MMU
- I wish that money isnt an object to me
- I wish I wont fight with my parents a lot
- I wish I was SLIGHTLY taller
- I wish Pimp My Ride would come to Msia and PIMP my VAN
- I wish my brother was normal
7 Things You Like About Yourself
- I always look on the brighter side of things
- My mom's cooking always makes me happy
- Grandma's too...must mention or not she marah....cousins report what i write in my blog
- I can make my brother laugh. :)
- I can pick up languages easily, if I put my mind to it
- Get along with most people
- I like my shoes...
7 Things You Dont Like About Yourself
- I should play less computer games...
- I should practise my guitar better...
- I should practise my French...
- I should go swimming more often...
- Drink less cold drinks...( or later when I am old my body will ache, according to our maid)
- More muscular
- Nicer set of teeth
- Mom's Pineapple Tarts
- Mom's FIsh and CHips
- Getting new pants for raya
- Getting new phone
- Spending time in KL with my friends...
- Downloading next episode of Bleach and Naruto
- What to eat for sahur
- FYP
- Graduate
- Change my DVD-RW Drive on my lappy, its not working prperly
- CHange battery in my TISSOT watch
- Get more allowance
- Do up VAN
- Exercise more
I found this so funny....
Charlie: How do you keep getting into my house? I changed the locks 3 times already!!
Rose: Yes, but you didnt change the locksmith. I can recommend somebody.
LOL!!
its the fasting month......
Trying not to smell,
Burn.......
10.17.2006
feeling soooo lethargic...
Took my brother to the 15mins haircut for RM15, and i have to be honest, it does look impressive, the shop and all, my first time going to one. I saw one at Sg Wang but never paid much attention to it, but the one in Tesco Melaka seems nice, might try it :) Still on the lookout for a phone, I am being so fickle minded on which one I want to buy....SE or NOkia(purposely capslocked the NO) lol some people say buy SE some people say buy NOkia, so we shall see which phone my savings can accomondate. I feel the connection has been great since the 2 days no internet connectivity scenario....oh yeah 7 more days till Hari Raya!!! Havent modified my Baju Melayu yet, cos after a few washes, it went outta shape, need to get it modified again....dont wanna wear baggy baju melayu.
10.11.2006
finalement....
Invitation:
To All yang in Melaka during Hari Raya, Please come over okay. :)
*must remind mama to make her cheese cake for raya....kehkehkeh*
10.08.2006
Burger Addiction
mmmmmm yummmyy burger, egg, mayo, tomato sause, lettuce, cheese, beef/chic patty, toasted buns.....
Lately even before the fasting month started, been having this burger craving, everyday is a burger day.
It starts like this "Eh I want Burger..."
Then the choice of either:
- Grilled Burger - Less Oily, tastes GUUUUDDD, BUT no Egg.
- OBR Burger aka B****a Burger (you want to know what the * stands for IM me :p) - Normal oily-ness, tastes guuuudd, has egg - cooked with special worchester sauce with pepper...oooohhhh....
and now comes around to Chilli's Burgers...oh my god..no words can describe how deliciousoyummyiouso their burgers are.....haih...come to Melaka Chilli's ... come to Melaka...
10.06.2006
Aya sez must do one.....
Appearance
- I am slightly shorter than shakir, but taller than bob...hi bob!
- I wear simple clothes, nothing with dangly dangly stuff along the sides
- I am STILL wearing retainers for my teeth...(stupid teeth) but at nights only
Family/Home Life
- I cursed at my parents, my parents cursed back, i retaliated with another curse, they too and you get the idea... :)
- My dad pushed my off the bed when I was 9, and I broke one of my front tooth, (one of my front tooth is a fake...)
- My parents are loving and caring....sometimes too much...
- My mom started to wear a "Tudung" when i was in Standard 6, she has long flowing hair like 70s model, last time used to forget to wear when going out, first stages :p
- I THINK i want to have kids someday, but after hearing what a little rascal I was when I was small, starting to give me second thoughts
School/Work
- I'm in university.....doesnt feel like it though
- I've fallen asleep in school....and uni...at a wedding....funeral.....
- I seldom do my homework, hence i copy :D
- I like art.
- I can't draw for peanuts...kaler, mebbe la...
- I've been on the Honor Roll, err at times I wonder why did i get it...
- I don't see myself getting lucky into getting another one..
- Within the last 2 years I failed more than 1 class. (mid terms laa..and finals also got*sad*)
- I've skipped class...on countless occassions.
- I've went to 2 schools through out my secondary years...one sesat in NZ and one in KTJ, some unknown town called MANTIN...lol
- What's left of my secondary school, pictures, memorabilia, school tie, school blazer(which i cant fit into anymore...)
- I've lost contact with ALL my secondary school friends...sad huh...
Embarrassment
- I hate horror movies, fell asleep while watching The Boogey Man at Times Square GSC, bloody hell what a waste of RM10.
- I dont think i've snorted while laughing...
- I've laughed so hard I've cried and had a massive stomach ache straight after cos of the laughin.....
- I've glued my hand to my friends hand in Art class in Standard 2, cos my friend says it wont stick, so we glued, and it stuck
- I go to shakir's room, early in the morning, just when I woke up and say "I've got something to tell u...*turns around and lets out a huge ripper of a FART*
- I've sang like nobody's business although I'm tone-deaf.
- My saliva drools without myself knowing it sometimes....after having a goodnight's sleep
- I've had my pants rip in public. I was 5. It was a CHICKEN SUIT. During Kindergarten Concert.
- I Can't eat alone cos afraid people think I am a loner.
- Went home for the weekend with a love bite on my neck, (1)mom said: "Don't think I dont know whats on your neck, I was a teenager too you know" (2)dad said: "Tell lar who is it that gave it to you??"
- Dad announced at family BBQ in front of all me relatives that he is going to get me married by 24. WTHHH???
Traveling
- I've been on a plane.
- I've been on a PENCIL PLANE. Worse experience ever, its like a TOY PLANE. Slight wind and it drops altitude as if u are falling off a 4 story building.
- I've been to New Zealand.
- I've been to Australia.
- I've been to France.
- I've been to India.
- I've celebrated New Year's Eve in New Zealand.
- I've seen protest of New Zealand's "GREEN" party when Marijuana wasnt legalised...man those pot-heads were funny.
- I've went overseas with my favoritest person. - errr not yet.....
Experiences
- I've gotten lost in New Zealand, India(THE WORST EVER) and the UK.
- I've seen a shooting star.
- I've wished on a shooting star.
- I've never seen a meteor shower...i hope i dont...
- I've gone in public in my pajamas...(INFASHA in my sarong pants)
- I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator...only to find out it resets once it reaches GROUND FLOOR.
- I've done kite-sailing before. (you're attached to this parachute. then they pull you around like a kite)
- I've kicked a guy where it hurts. Accidentally, On Purpose.
- I've played spin the bottle.
- I take dares.
- I've scratched my uncle's Mercedes...
- I've been in a play..."Charlie and the Glass Elevator".
- I've met someone in person from the internet.
- I WANT TO SEE the Northern Lights.
- I've eaten sushi. and I hate it.
- Got my money and phone stolen, while i was sleeping *still cursing the theif*
- Got stopped by the police in my VW Combi Van, because it looks good. *sweats*
- Avoided an accident while driving, motorcyclists are my worse enemy while on the road.
- My flight back home for Raya, from NZ was delayed at Auckland Int. Airport for 13 hours, dad compensated me by wiring extra money in my account HEHEHE. Wandered around airport with McD choc sundae in one hand, fries in the other. I was 14yo.
- Drove on NZ country roads when my dad was tired, took over from him. HEH speed limit was 160KM/PH lol....and i had no license at that time, was 16 :D
- I've failed at the boarding house Fire Drill exercise. Woken up by this annoyingly loud noise at 4am, only to find that my roomate is missing, along with his blankets.
Relationships
- I'm in a relationship.
- I miss someone right now.
- I have a fear of commitment.
- I have a fear of abandonment.
- I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
- I've told someone I didn't love them when I did...big mistake...
- I lost my first love...
- I didnt handle breaking up well...
- I've lost friends due to distance, misunderstandings and pure hatred.
- We're still lost....
Sexuality
- I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. (umm. well. technically. yes.)
- I've been kissed in the rain.
- I've had my first kiss in a car.
- I prefer hugs and pecks on the forehead...if there are more, its just a bonus :D
- I think MY boyfriend IS sexy LOL....
- Always willing to experiment :p
Honesty/Crime
- I'm EXCELLENT at lying.
- I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
- I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
- I've snuck out of my house.
- I have lied to my parents about where I am....still do it :p
- I am keeping a secret from the world....who doesnt :D
- I've cheated while playing a game...many many many times....
- I've cheated on a test....yeaa.....what to do...
- I've run a red light...in my van its sorta hard to...
- I blamed things i did on the Maid...tried to but our maid lawan balik LOL
Drugs/Alcohol
- I've consumed alcohol...and i think it tastes disgusting.
- I dont want to get tipsy some day....or any day.
- I can't swallow pills.
- I shut others out when I'm depressed.
- I think i'm not anorexic or bulimic.
- I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it..my record is 15hours, bob's is still the reigning champion of 17hours.
- I've woken up crying.
- I feel like I need a therapist at times.
- I've cried myself to sleep.
Death and Suicide
- I'm afraid of dying.
- I hate funerals...but the food is good though....briyanni and all...
- I've seen someone dying...my uncle.
- Someone close to me has died.
- I haven't written a eulogy for myself.
- I dont like people who want/already committed suicide, its not you who decides whether you live or not, shows that you dont think of the loved ones around you.
Materialism
- I own a VW Combi 1973....only one in campus :D
- I owned about 1 Avril Lavinge CD, 1 Eric Clapton and 1 Gypsy Kings collection on CD.
- I dont own an iPod or MP3 player.
- I own a Tissot Moonphase
- I owned an 02 Xphone 2, which I miss a lot!!
- I love anime/manga....Naruto and Bleach only.
- I own a blue jeans bag which my mommy made for me :D
- I own something from Tissot Watches.
- I havent bought anything online.
- I used to collect Pokemon Cards.
- I own something from Gucci.
- I own something from Cartier.
- I own something from Chanel.
- I own something from FOS...my favorite Paul Frank Upside Down Monkey.
Political/Social Attitudes
- I'm outgoing.
- I'm liberal.
- I think Tun Mahathir was the best thing that has ever happened to Malaysia.
- I secretly hate Singapore....almost everyone does.
- I am for Mahathir.
- I'm hardly religious....sad to say.
- I dress fairly modestly.
- I try not to let people around me litter everywhere.
Random
- I've filled ketchup into an empty chili bottle at KFC.
- I open up to others easily.
- I don't like watching the news, prefer reading the paper, skip all the boring bits.
- I squish ants....why are they all over my laptop??? no excuse *squish*
- I hate hearing songs that has emo lyrics but noisy music....lol i never thought of that
- I curse almost-regularly.
- I am a night person or better known as nocturnal.
- I use to pay for my cell phone ring tone. Now its FREE or do-it-yourself.
- I'm a snob about grammar.
- I play Hockey, Table Tennis, Normal Tennis
- I'd twirl my hair. If it was long enough.
- I like being messy. But not too messy.
- I hate Junk Mail
- I think I cook well. When I want to. When needed. Maggi+Tom Yam Flavor+Eggs.
- I think the beautiful-est colors in the world are the ones from the Rainbow.
- I am in love with love.
- I feel stupid when people are tYpInG LikE tHiS...doesnt make a difference.
- I laugh at my own jokes.
- I eat fast food at least once a month.
- I dont get pissed when people tease me, I retaliate by turning them into the butt of the joke, if I bother that is lar.
- I believe in ghosts.
- I am online 24/7, even as an away/busy message. Just to let all the people I dont want to chat with know that I am actually here, but dont want to chat with you. :D
- I can't sleep if there is a cockroach in the room.
- I get pretty kecik-hati at times and will make SURE people know it too :D
- I am extremely ticklish.
- I love ice cream...any flavor EXCEPT DURIAN....
- I sometimes feel I have leadership qualities, but really i just tag along.
- I play video games...a bit too much at times..
- I'm terrible at remembering faces...but excellent at describing someone.
- I'mcan remember names, IF i want to...
- I'm even worst at remembering dates.
- I'm good at remembering people's hairstyles.
- I'm good at remembering people's dressing if they wore bright colors...most of the time they look stupid thats why i remember :D
- I hopefully wanna help run my own business one day, maybe something in the hotel line. heh heh
- I whine a LOTTTTT...test me :)
9.25.2006
oh the horror.....
Woke up shakir, used his phone to call my phone, it rang twice then engaged.....hrmmmmm...something not right here. Tried again. Engaged. Shakir said check ur wallet for money missing, well what do you know, RM400 MISSING. Oh shit. SPARC's money missing, that was supposed to go to the winners of the dance category of the concert. oh mannnnn. My phone was an O2 Xphone 2.
Made a police report. Assigned an Inspector to come to our house. Just as luck had it, earlier shakir sms'd my phone: "Give back phone, will give u money". Suprisingly enough, the guy CALLED and said his younger brother bought it from school for RM350. YEAH talk abt BULLSHIT. He says he will give back my phone, if I pay him back his RM350. You gotta be kidding me rite?? Pay YOU to get MY PHONE BACK? Police said meet up with him, then they will suprise the guy and interrogate him. The guy didnt turn up. My darling phone is gone forever.........oh yeah SPARC's money too, which I have to pay back. :~(
9.20.2006
sleeppp...ZZzzzZZZzzzzzZZZZZZ
I have been doing a whole lotta sleepin lately, ever since bar list came out :p muhahah so here are some interesting facts about the all time favorite hobby!
The average person eats eight spiders in their sleep in their whole entire lifetime! - sure or not?
Every year, you eat approximately 4 bugs in your sleep. - i hope not cockroaches!!
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. - hrmmmm this can get interesting.....
In Alaska, it is legal to shoot bears. Waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photo is a crime? - a duuuuuuuhhh! If you wake a sleeping bear, I dont think you'll be taking any pictures!
Albatrosses can sleep while they are flighing? - apparently humans can't sleep while driving, supposedly we may end up in a ditch or longkang or something....
A grizzly bear give birth while in their winter sleep? - oh DAMMMNNN! Imagine waking up to: "Mommy, I need to go peee..." "What the....where did....who...?"
Dolphins sleep with one eye open? - grandma used to do this i guess, prevented me from stealing her cookies
Lions sleeps about 19 - 20 hours a Day? - me must be a lion!! muahaha no la kidding, the most I have slept is about 17hours ... i think.....
Seals sleep only about one and a half minutes each time? - tht's not even sleep...
Ants don't sleep at all? - they are freaking EVERYWHERE, not a suprise they dont sleep....
A snail can sleep for three years? - defler moves so slow no wonder la sleeps so long...
A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks. - crap....
There's a National Sleep Foundation also can be found here . Worth the read.
9.12.2006
All in a days work...on a Saturday
- 11.30am :Left for KL at . Took the bus from Bkt Beruang to Melaka Sentral it took OJ and I, 1 hour!! b'cos instead of taking the direct route to Melaka sentral, the stupid bus had to go la to MITC lar, make one more turn round stupid MITC, came back to Bkt beruang then FINALLY went en route to Melaka Sentral, another hour gone.
Finally on the bus to KL.
- 1.30 pm:Nearing KL, after the seremban toll, we started crawling on the highway. Accident on the OTHER SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY, going SOUTH, KL to Melaka. REASON: Accident: 13car pile up, 1 bus, one Petronas Oil Tanker. Why OUR SIDE was affected?B'cos it went like this:
On lookers: "EH look laa, accident, eh look look..ouiii the bus lar ...bla bla bla"
Messaging Kaze. He cant believe we are not in KL yet.
Oj was complaining cos he didnt get to sit near by the window seat, so as it was STILL crawling, swapped seats. OJ wouldnt let me go to sleep:
OJ: "Eh dont sleep lar, i got no one to talk to if you are sleeping"
Me: "Shut up laaa, i wanna sleep naa"
Oj: "eh dont la....potatoes bla bla chapati naan walla bla *asleep alrady*
Reached Time Square at
- 4.30pm. Bloody Hell. Waited at STARBUCKS, having this wierd new frappucino pumpkin something or rather, for another 30mins for the dude tht was selling OJ his new handphone. Cool new phone, now back to Melaka.
- 6.30pm : On the bus to Melaka. Then the bestest bus ride is about to begin. Somewhere along NILAI, the horror journey began to unfold. The bus came to a stand still. Then it rained. Guess what? its the SAME FREAKING traffic jam caused by the accident happened earlier on during the day!! PLUS efficiency at its best: 4 hours after the accident cars still on the highway.
- 8.30pm: OJ complained that he cant sleep. I continued sleeping.
- 10.30pm: OJ asleep. Its still raining. I am awake. Still on the highway. DOnt know what to do.
- 11.30pm: Reached Melaka Sentral. No town bus available to Bear Hill. Took a taxi.
What an awesome saturday, mostly spent sleeping in the bus.
9.05.2006
Finally Anti Smoking Concert is over....
Thank god the event went pretty smooth except for the minor glitch at the end of the show..(Thank GOD it was at the END...) Too Phat was just awesome and really made the crowd come alive!! All participants were very entertaining!! it all went as planned...*big grin* To all that was NEGATIVE towards this event, you can blow it out your @$$ because we made into THE STAR:METRO Section with a Full Colour Centerfold. Online version can also be found here.
Need to have a small celebration.....sooon :)
8.22.2006
Now who is the stupid one....
his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch
while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters
in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do
you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never
learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you
a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the
dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take
the dollar, the game's over!"
7.30.2006
Food Bazaar....
Last SPARCFEST food bazaar, i helped out with Waffles...but NEVER AGAIN...oh hell no... and this time, Delifrance booth....waffles was more tiring. Delifrance week went like so:
- 9.15am: Go to Jusco, pick up fresh pastries. While waiting, got a free cup of coffee...heh heh
- 10.00am: Finally all loaded in the mighty SPARC Volkswagen Van, which smelt like a bakery...mmmmm...
- 10.15am: Arrive at Mosque Square, a ton of SPARC committe came and helped unload all pastries...mmmmm...
- 5.00pm: Sold out all pastries or selling off pastries at a steal of a price...must sell all pastries off!!
- 6.30pm: Go to Delifrance settle bill for daily supply of pastries.
I would do this again.....i THINK...depends on certain circumstances i guess....juniors were a great help, esp with the mobile direct selling, door to door Delifrance direct selling lol
7.05.2006
Outdoor Pee-ing......
Embarassing much??!!
Club Registration Week...
I am starting to sound like a broken tape recorder, repeating the same promotion phrase to every tom, dick, harry, molly, lucy and lulu out there. Slowly developing a sore throat which enchances my broken tape recorder status, with pauses in between to clear my throat. I went to a meeting last night, I was 20mins late, everyone was there...suprise suprise..and I was so sleepy that I didnt realise that I had my shirt on inside out *zZzZzZz*
Sigh, and the weather wasnt helping either,Oj and I were the data entry speacialist, keying in the new members into the excel spreadsheet. We didnt have our normal recruiting magnets so it was sorta slow, but picking up never the less.
2 more days to go till the end of registration and the beginning of the Recovering Through Music promotion.
7.02.2006
Coffee Cups.....
careers, got together to visit their old university
lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints
about stress in work and life. Offering his guests
coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned
with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups:
porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some
expensive and exquisite, telling them to help
themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the
lecturer said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking,
expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain
and cheap ones.
"While it is but normal for you to want only the best
for yourselves, that is the source of your problems
and stress".
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup,
but you consciously went for the better cups and are
eyeing each other's cups." "Now, if Life is coffee,
then the jobs, money and position in society are the
cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life,
but the quality of Life doesn't change."
Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail
to enjoy the coffee in it." So don't let the cups
drive you...enjoy the coffee instead.
OH MAN!!!1 SOOO FUNNNYY!!! Worth the Loading TIME!!
Oh man...seriously one of the best pranks ever! and it had to be, none other than the Japanese :D
6.25.2006
Friends.....
Friends...awww man. I miss this TV Series more than anything...My most favoritestest Tv Comedy of all time and I always watch it , even thought I've like seen every single episode for about 4,5,6,7,8...........25th time, IT'S STILL FUNNY! Always put it on when I need to sleep, my eyes will be closed, but I will still be giggling to it and then fall asleep.......favorite Character = Phoebe.
Favorite Phrase from the Movie 40 Year Old Virgin...
ooh yeah....
40 Year Old Virgin....i know it was a year ago....
Oh man....i can only say....oh man...MUST watch and its like freaking funny man, it is 6.22am on a SUNDAY, i cant sleep, well Ash is down for the weekend, OJ and I are watching it now while I am blogging about it. Oh man...must watch....i can only say...oh man....MUSTTT WWATTTCCCHHH..esp the characters are like sooo original lol...
Please to alll people who share the same view of humour as I do, you know, the sick but still funny kind of humour....... you should really really really watch it!! Dont have it? Cant download it? Worry NO MORE, come and get it from ME!!! I can burn burn it fer ya! I just cant get enough of the Indian/Pakistani workers at the workplace, their accents are like wht I just can't get enough of...oh man oh man its hilariuos, i am ACTUALLY HAVING A STOMACH ACHE for gods sake cant stop laughing!!! ok thts enough........
6.15.2006
6.04.2006
Soul Plane....
awesomeness....i want it....as requested by lady b, you too can modify your Boeing 747 by clicking here and scrolling to the "Pimp Our Plane" moving link.
5.30.2006
Must see movies....
X-Men 3: The Last StandMI3Over the HedgeDa Vinci Code- The Omen
- The Fast n Furious: Tokyo Drift
- Superman Returns
All i have to say is Over the Hedge is soo freaking hilarious wouldnt mind watching it again...oh and also Xmen 3 and also MI3 :p
5.23.2006
Birthday n Final Exams,.....not exactly what i call a present...
5.14.2006
5.10.2006
PHOTOS of The BEstest Monday post
Bestest Monday Ever....
So as we made thru the embassy then then then there was this door, that had a no-handphone sign glued on it so we went thru that door but it just lead us to the back garden or something, so we decided that it was not the correct door lol. After finding the correct door, instantly i saw COOKIES!! so sat down first, for like 5 mins then made my move towards da cookies, chocolate chip cookies. :p Then OJ and Koosha was talking abt spot the non-iranian, so it was me DUH, more brown and sporting the mamak nose :p . THEN BEHOLD THE GUY WITH THE AWKWARD JEANS. I tell you it made is ass looked HUGE and I just couldnt let this blog entry opportunity go so easily......i took a picture.......don't worry the guy didnt know i took a picture of him looking like a clown.
Then then we went to Subways for lunch, oh no no forgot abt OJ confirming his air plane tickets but we sent him to the wrong building, where Qatar Airways office was. Anywayyyy, went to Subways AFTER that. I was sooo hungry and by the time it came to order my food, it was all excited, all those topppings and fillings and the bread and the sauce....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....picture below of my deliciouso sandwich. Being the jakun I was, I asked for all the toppings and it looked absolutely delicious! but OJ and Koosha's sandwich was much more user-friendly, easier to handle and eat, cos theirs wasnt so fat~! Mine was overflowing and all with the topppings and sauce...
Then it was off to Low Yat where OJ bought his haddisk n Koosha bought a bunch of CDs and I bought nuthin. COFFEE BEAN n TEA LEAF was awesome and FUNNY!!! As we were drinking our drinks and all (we were sitting by the glass window, seperating inside from the outside) then suddenly this guy sat right outside the glass window. the best part it this dude was balding and his hair was like shaved into this V shape lol...again another picuture....
Then back to Cyberjaya to pick up Ash and here comes another photo taking session there was this big guy lol sardarji dont know why it was funnny, apparently only to me but hey i took his picture too :p
5.07.2006
Mission Impossible.......
Kooshball n Pejman (I think thats how u spell his name) n Ali Reza
watched MI3. MAN IT WAS NOTHING SHORT OF AWESOME. The storyline was
just great.Really kept me at the edge of my seat lol. and DARN THAT
LARGE COKE, it was really going thru me which made me wanna PEE REALLY
BADLY but NO!!!! MIND OVER MATTER....MUST...WATCH...TILL...FINISH...CAN"T...AFFORD...TO...MISS...
ANYTHING~!!!! After the movie was over, oh my god!! The state of the men's toilet was just HORRIFYING, people were lining up INSIDE THE
BATHROOM to use the URINALS and CUBICLES...I just wasn't that brave
nor keen to line up.
So as we made our way down to our getaway car...my van.. (MI3) is
really getting my all hyper, several obstacles came between needing to
go to the bathroom urgently to relieve myself of the 2L coke that i
chugged down and paying the parking ticket. This STUPID GUy, with his
crapped up WIRA, windows rolled down, smoking nicely taking his own
sweet time to pass us cos we needed to get out. My window was open and
so was his, so I shouted "MOOOVEEEEE LARRRRRR~!!!!!!" My voice being
irritatingly shrill and annoying as it is travelled outta the van and
the idiot heard me and turned around. I just took this opportunity and
just dashed outta the parking space, didnt give him enough time to
think that it was actually me shouting to him to get the f*ck outta
the way. AS there was this massive line at the parking cashier counter machine
thingy, Shakir and I decided that we just needed to PEEE, so RAN OUTTA
the basement and went to the bushes outside MP - Burger King area and
then relieved ourselves....PEE OKAY(disclaimer).
What a FUN NIGHT it turned out to be lar, couldnt stop talking about
the movie as we had our supper at a mamak shop called Tiga Rose lol
somewhere near Bkt Cina. We ended up ordering quite a lotta food as
the chicken curry turned out to be great!! heheh.
oooh ooooh before the movie, we were waiting for the time to go into
the cinema at the bowling alley opposite GSC. So many people, people
bowling, people taking pictures, people taking pictures with bowling
balls, lil kids running around (1am dee still notchet sleeping sial~!)
Met Tracy and gang there with Ojen n Lil Person Yasmin and Alfian n
Andrea.
5.02.2006
MMU AWARDS 2006
4.20.2006
The Cat......
Annoyed Prem came out and said that a cat just walked passs and defler went to the kitchen. I still didnt believe him..hehe...but as it turns out that a cat did SLIP BY and was hiding under Shakir's laundy basket hehe. As Prem and I were discussing on how to get it out of the house, Joey caught wind of the situation and just jerked the laundry basket and the cat just ran outta the house....haha.
Two guys were figuring out how to get rid of the cat, and all it took was a BLUR Ah-Moi called Joey to settle the quandry.
4.09.2006
so fickle minded...
4.07.2006
Our Say No to Cigarettes Campaign..
1. You don't have enough money to eat, but you have enough to kill yourself faster?
2. By smoking you are selfishly killing your loved ones around you.
3. Somehow, getting yellow teeth, bad breath and black lips does not spell cool.
Anymore?? Please please enlighten me :D
Some Facts on Smoking....
stained teeth, fingers, and hair;
increased frequency of colds, particularly chest colds and bronchitis;
asthma;
neuralgia;
gastrointestinal difficulties, constipation, diarrhea, and colitis;
headaches;
nausea;
convulsions;
leukoflakia (smoker's patch);
insomnia;
heart murmur;
Buerger's disease (inflammation of blood vessel linings);
shortness of breath;
arthritis;
smoker's hack;
nervousness;
wrinkles and premature aging;
tension;
gastric, duodenal, and peptic ulcers;
lung cancer;
cancer of the lip, tongue, pharynx, larynx, and bladder;
emphysema;
high blood pressure;
heart disease;
artherosclerosis & arteriosclerosis (thickening and loss of
. elasticity of the blood vessels with lessened blood flow);
inflammation of the sinus passages;
tobacco angina (nicotine angina pectoris);
pneumonia;
influenza;
pulmonary tuberculosis;
tobacco amblyopia;
impared hearing;
decreased sexual activity <---------(YOU smokers ACTUALLY PAYING FOR THIS MAN~! Where is da logic in that???);
and mental depression.
WHOOAAAA~~!!!
Sparc's Non Smoking Campaign has JUST started 4 hours ago~!!with my TAG TEAM PARTNERS : The Unbeatable Aya n Unbreakable Nisha~!!!!! Awesomeness, they made three or no, four smokers BOW DOWN BEFORE THEM!!! Woohoooo will keep updating later!! :D Anyone who would like to become a committee or have ideas regarding this event PLEASE DO COME FORWARD. Any help will be absolutely appreciated.
Its 5am and I have class at 10am. hrmmm to sleep or not to sleep.....*ZZzzzZZZ*
4.06.2006
Soup Torpedo
Papa: "Eh!!! you know or not what is in the soup torpedo i always like to eat????"
Bakar: "Yeah lar of course I know thats why I dont eat it!!!"
Papa: "You should have told me!!"
Everytime we go makan at places that serves soup torpedo, he will have it!! YUCKS!!!!!
4.03.2006
Oh yeah .....
After like dunno how long dee, finally I saw CK and Victor at Summer Night City Prom. Victor looks slightly thinner than last time, CK looks the same to me, then came Sean, apparently has a new nickname, who give osso I don't know, oh yeah mine is Flaming Toad....(long story)...LYDIA CAME!! wooohooo. I tell you ar Lydia, you looked really pretty and we literally had to grab her off her seat and ask her to dance. Alex Oh apa lagi, Suzan nicely sitting there also defler kecop to go dancing. HEHEH I had to dither from VIP table to friends table to VIP table.
Boring lar sitting at VIP table. Our VIP, Dr Eddy Chong was busy eating away, MAN THE GUY CAN EAT!! He had like second helpings of almost EVERYTHING, Mr Syukor on the other hand was busy talking to him about dunno whut. I had to keep Water City Resort VIPs settled.
The food on the other hand, for the normal guests, were not as promised. It was much much less than what we agreed on and some tables were practically starved of dessert.
My Date! - Bavani was my date for the night. Bestest Alpha mate since Early Entrance program and best chat buddy online also! :D This girl can move man on the dancefloor!!! haha Everytime I would escape to their table, she'll be like telling me "Eh no one attending to the VIPs lar, better go back" haha. Just read some of Thye Shin's blog entries, whoa defler really knows how to complain sial!! lol
Pocket Change, man this group was AWESOME. Exceeds expectations lar this group, though not really a Jazz Band but they can perform and their singer, awesomeness!!
Still awaiting pictures from here and there....later will write summore, supposed to be finishing my Economics assignment but suddenly felt the itch to blog and the itch to blog was bigger :p
4.02.2006
Prom Photosss.....
Finally!!!
I rememberd the aches and pain mixing waffle batter then buttering the waffle cooker, so the batter wont stick but it will stick anyway and then need to spread the waffle with the flavors arrrrgghhh never again i tell you!!! esp the savoury waffles. oh my god it was good business but I honestly dont think I have the energy to go through another round of waffle making from 10am to 6pm with measely 30mins breaks in between. At one time i got soo tired of making waffles, just sat down and instructed juniors on waffle making :p BUT most of the time was teasing Aya on how her waffles dont come out as nice :D
The teasing went to far, Aya came at me with hands smudged with peanut butter, chocolate and butter and just strangled me. =_=" started lar...strangling each other, kicking and punching...everyone watching President and Vpresident fighting, in front of juniors, like small kids in the middle of CLC Concourse LOL!!! Now in the middle of looking for a nice blog skin to change to...sigh soo many to choose from....
Mr Bean is not dead.....stupid OJ
2.21.2006
Survey for Avis Garden 2in1 Shampoo n Body Wash
2. Do you have a preference for a botanical/organic 2 in 1 Body & Hair Shampoo on the market?
3. What is the most important element you consider when you are trying out a new shampoo/body shampoo?
4. Does a 2 in 1 Body & Hair Shampoo with three ranges including the ingredients of the below appeal to you?
a) Normal range - Pomegranate, Grapefruit, Honey and Passion fruit
b) Sensitive range - Yogurt, Avocado Oil, Karite Butter
c) Professional range – Cocoa butter
5. How much would you pay for an organically driven 2 in 1 body & hair shampoo?
6. Would you use a 2 in 1 Body & Hair Shampoo? If not, please state why.
2.13.2006
What is the world coming to?
Tehran, Iran, Jan. 07 – An Iranian court has sentenced a teenage rape victim to death by hanging after she weepingly confessed that she had unintentionally killed a man who had tried to rape both her and her niece.
The state-run daily Etemaad reported on Saturday that 18-year-old Nazanin confessed to stabbing one of three men who had attacked the pair along with their boyfriends while they were spending some time in a park west of the Iranian capital in March 2005.
Nazanin, who was 17 years old at the time of the incident, said that after the three men started to throw stones at them, the two girls’ boyfriends quickly escaped on their motorbikes leaving the pair helpless.
She described how the three men pushed her and her 16-year-old niece Somayeh onto the ground and tried to rape them, and said that she took out a knife from her pocket and stabbed one of the men in the hand.
As the girls tried to escape, the men once again attacked them, and at this point, Nazanin said, she stabbed one of the men in the chest. The teenage girl, however, broke down in tears in court as she explained that she had no intention of killing the man but was merely defending herself and her younger niece from rape, the report said.
The court, however, issued on Tuesday a sentence for Nazanin to be hanged to death.
Last week, a court in the city of Rasht, northern Iran, sentenced Delara Darabi to death by hanging charged with murder when she was 17 years old. Darabi has denied the charges.
In August 2004, Iran’s Islamic penal system sentenced a 16-year-old girl, Atefeh Rajabi, to death after a sham trial, in which she was accused of committing “acts incompatible with chastity”.
The teenage victim had no access to a lawyer at any stage and efforts by her family to retain one were to no avail. Atefeh personally defended herself and told the religious judge that he should punish those who force women into adultery, not the victims. She was eventually hanged in public in the northern town of Neka.
1.19.2006
It has been SOOOO....err dunno...
Downloaded Mr Bean~ yippppeee and I DIDNT KNOW tht Rowan Atkinson has passed away!! since when?? sigh...anyhow his comedy is still originally funny :p