Bibik jahat!!!! (My aunty's indonesian maid)..hehe. Today had a wonderful lunch:
chicken curry,
rice,
pacheri terung(brinjal sambal) - muh favorite,
thairu (plain yogurt eaten with rice),
fried chicken,
Stir fried vegetables - it was more like sambal jawa or something along those lines.
Typical Friday lunch after prayers ler :p ok ok so here's the thing, after lunch, the only ones left was Diyanah (my cousin) and I. So we were finishing off the Indian Mangoes lar..then there was one piece left, Diyanah quickly forked it and ate it just as I was about to go for it...then Bibik, saw us fighting over the piece, she said:
"Jangan gaduh, belakang banyak lagi"
So i was happy lar, b'cos Diyana had lost.....but....
I was about to stick muh tongue out to her, to teast her, when Bibik said...
"Kulit mangga ade lar"
*piiaaaakkkk* terkena from Bibik, Diyanah couldnt help but laugh like the crazy girl she is hahah....I too thought it was damn hilarious :p
here is another story about Bibik..
Every morning, DIyanah's younger brother, Juhaidi, will have cereal for breakfast. One day Juhaidi's breakfast was a lil funky...
Juhaidi : Bibik susu nih tak sedap lar bibik!! (with a FULL ON American ACCENT as this is how he turned out after years and years of Cartoon Network)
Then Nizam drank his coffee, some sort of instant frapuccino, (Diyanah's eldest brother)
Nizam : Bibik!!! Dah basi lar susu nih!!
Bibik : Laaahhh..bibik ingatkan kopi Nizam rasanya macam itu!!!
So with this in mind, and fully loaded with amunition i kenakan Bibik again:
As she was laughing cos I brought up the Kulit Mangga story, I fired my ammunition:
Burn: Bibik, susu basi ade tak?
She was SHOCKED!!! heheh Cos i wasnt there when the incident happened hehehehe :p
4.29.2005
4.26.2005
Currently Addicted To:
Micheal Buble
Home
Another summer day
Is come and gone away
In Paris and Rome
But I wanna go home
Mmmmmmmm
Maybe surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel all alone
I just wanna go home
Oh I miss you, you know
And I’ve been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you
Each one a line or two
“I’m fine baby, how are you?”
Well I would send them but I know that it’s just not enough
My words were cold and flat
And you deserve more than that
Another aeroplane
Another sunny place
I’m lucky I know
But I wanna go home
Mmmm, I’ve got to go home
Let me go home
I’m just too far from where you are
I wanna come home
And I feel just like I’m living someone else’s life
It’s like I just stepped outside
When everything was going right
And I know just why you could not
Come along with me
But this was not your dream
But you always believe in me
Another winter day has come
And gone away
And even Paris and Rome
And I wanna go home
Let me go home
And I’m surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel alone
Oh, let go home
Oh, I miss you, you know
Let me go home
I’ve had my run
Baby, I’m done
I gotta go home
Let me go home
It will all right
I’ll be home tonight
I’m coming back home
Home
Another summer day
Is come and gone away
In Paris and Rome
But I wanna go home
Mmmmmmmm
Maybe surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel all alone
I just wanna go home
Oh I miss you, you know
And I’ve been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you
Each one a line or two
“I’m fine baby, how are you?”
Well I would send them but I know that it’s just not enough
My words were cold and flat
And you deserve more than that
Another aeroplane
Another sunny place
I’m lucky I know
But I wanna go home
Mmmm, I’ve got to go home
Let me go home
I’m just too far from where you are
I wanna come home
And I feel just like I’m living someone else’s life
It’s like I just stepped outside
When everything was going right
And I know just why you could not
Come along with me
But this was not your dream
But you always believe in me
Another winter day has come
And gone away
And even Paris and Rome
And I wanna go home
Let me go home
And I’m surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel alone
Oh, let go home
Oh, I miss you, you know
Let me go home
I’ve had my run
Baby, I’m done
I gotta go home
Let me go home
It will all right
I’ll be home tonight
I’m coming back home
4.24.2005
Family Day at Petronas....
OK how shall I explain this somewhat wierd experience, well thanks to Fade, my friends and I managed to get to help out at this Petronas Family day event. Whoa when I heard it was Petronas's Family Day, thinking how technologically advanced Petronas is, I would think that it would be an event to remember, but it turned out to be a 2 hour nap, poof forgot all abt it, next thing I knew I was having muh Buger RnB at Uni. Apartments....
Anyway here goes, my high expectations plumetted as soon as it turned out to be a mediocre family day, sigh...nvm ler RM50 is still money kan? :p We were assigned to look after the games booth, sigh again disspointment ...ok betta stop complainin'...immediately armies of kids came at us, wanting to have a go, ok ler...try, but their try was becoming more to a practise, then famous phrases were heard once again:
"Ala Bang, practise jer..skiiiiiitttt je lagi...?"
"Kejap jer...alah meh ler sini..."
"Tolong lar, prektise je bang, lepas ni main betul betul"
The event hasnt even started and kids were already lining up to play the games, which if you succeeded, you get second rated toys, which are either rejects or just not meant to be put on the market...hahaha just kidding they werent THAT bad :D
After millions and millions of little rats playing the games, winning prizes, the wheather didnt really help...it was BLLLARRRDDEEE HOT LER!! crap...
We saw:
1. Mothers washing their kids backsides where people wash their hand and face! ...(eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
2. Kids learning bad words, from us who else, after cursing the wheather....
3. Already memorised which kid is more trouble than the other.
4. Which kid has mastered which game, and how we need to change it.
5. Determine where we can get good lunch, amongst the various stalls that has been setup and how fast the ice cream melts even before you eat it.
6. Which of the toys that you "sayang" that you want to give away cos it looks nice and cuddly and furry and cute.
7. Which of the toys you think are just butt ugly.
Second stage, after lunch break, whooaa by this time we ACTUALLY RAN OUT OF TOYS...AMAZING i tell you :p So thanks to that we had a healthy 1hour 30mins break which we used by getting lost driving around Tangga Batu trying to get back to Malacca Town because we were told to go and pick up the new toys at Malacca Town. We all took the chance to jump in the Satria that Fade had rented, because of the Air Cond and the vehicle we came in, THE RUSA..(reminds self: need to blog abt THE RUSA) was just CRAP, air cond was non existant lar....and also THANK GOD we went into Fade's rented Satria or not we all would've experienced "THE BOB"..(reminds self AGAIN: need to blog abt THE BOB), you know why?? cos BOB TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT..huhuhuh crying....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You know whut WET DOGS smell like?? HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING BOBBY DOGGIE!! :p
Dont really blame him ler..it was tooo hot, I was sitting in the back seat with Ash and Desmond, I was in the Middle, immediately these people fell asleep...sigh..I was giving Fade directions from the back, thinking that we are nearer to Malacca Town, turned out that we are NO WHERE NEAR Malacca Town, instead we MANAGED to get BACK TO TANGGA BATU hahaha back to square one....
Sigh, after picking up the extra presents,we found out that the presents, were exactly the same as the ones earlier...more SIGH...
ok lar...once we got back, slightly recharged after the little sleep off in the car, we were at 50% battery power, entertained more KIDS. Well adults also played ler...got this one uncle, main for the daughter, defler trying to kao all the toys all for his daughter..grreeeddddyyy pig!!!
Ater that kan, what we were praying for the past 4 hours, FINALLY CAME, jeng jeng jeng it rained like COWS AND CAMELS...no more Cats and Dogs, too small dee...whooaaaaaaa sooooo nice.......NOOTT!! We had to pack up and got SOAKED BIG TIME LEH>...sigh....my shoe all habis basah, but June June and Fade got soaked majorly man, Indhran useless ass, sparked this idea, taking the banner, holding it above ourr heads and RUN, but knowing Indhran, defler tarik too fast, he was leading us back to our vehicles, June June and Fade kena tertinggal, in the rain, finished ler June June fell sick, was drenched, Bob was being lazy cos he cannot hold the banner above his head cos everyone was taller than him , so he was just walking in the middle HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :p sowwwwiiieee bobbie doggiee! :p just had to do it ler....I think can....like that leh..hahaha :p nothing great liao.....then it was cash time, RM50 to each and every one of us, 15 in total i THINK, after that spent the RM50 in one shot, makan at Simply Fish in Malacca Raya HAHAHAHAHA...:p
Anyway here goes, my high expectations plumetted as soon as it turned out to be a mediocre family day, sigh...nvm ler RM50 is still money kan? :p We were assigned to look after the games booth, sigh again disspointment ...ok betta stop complainin'...immediately armies of kids came at us, wanting to have a go, ok ler...try, but their try was becoming more to a practise, then famous phrases were heard once again:
"Ala Bang, practise jer..skiiiiiitttt je lagi...?"
"Kejap jer...alah meh ler sini..."
"Tolong lar, prektise je bang, lepas ni main betul betul"
The event hasnt even started and kids were already lining up to play the games, which if you succeeded, you get second rated toys, which are either rejects or just not meant to be put on the market...hahaha just kidding they werent THAT bad :D
After millions and millions of little rats playing the games, winning prizes, the wheather didnt really help...it was BLLLARRRDDEEE HOT LER!! crap...
We saw:
1. Mothers washing their kids backsides where people wash their hand and face! ...(eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
2. Kids learning bad words, from us who else, after cursing the wheather....
3. Already memorised which kid is more trouble than the other.
4. Which kid has mastered which game, and how we need to change it.
5. Determine where we can get good lunch, amongst the various stalls that has been setup and how fast the ice cream melts even before you eat it.
6. Which of the toys that you "sayang" that you want to give away cos it looks nice and cuddly and furry and cute.
7. Which of the toys you think are just butt ugly.
Second stage, after lunch break, whooaa by this time we ACTUALLY RAN OUT OF TOYS...AMAZING i tell you :p So thanks to that we had a healthy 1hour 30mins break which we used by getting lost driving around Tangga Batu trying to get back to Malacca Town because we were told to go and pick up the new toys at Malacca Town. We all took the chance to jump in the Satria that Fade had rented, because of the Air Cond and the vehicle we came in, THE RUSA..(reminds self: need to blog abt THE RUSA) was just CRAP, air cond was non existant lar....and also THANK GOD we went into Fade's rented Satria or not we all would've experienced "THE BOB"..(reminds self AGAIN: need to blog abt THE BOB), you know why?? cos BOB TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT..huhuhuh crying....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You know whut WET DOGS smell like?? HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING BOBBY DOGGIE!! :p
Dont really blame him ler..it was tooo hot, I was sitting in the back seat with Ash and Desmond, I was in the Middle, immediately these people fell asleep...sigh..I was giving Fade directions from the back, thinking that we are nearer to Malacca Town, turned out that we are NO WHERE NEAR Malacca Town, instead we MANAGED to get BACK TO TANGGA BATU hahaha back to square one....
Sigh, after picking up the extra presents,we found out that the presents, were exactly the same as the ones earlier...more SIGH...
ok lar...once we got back, slightly recharged after the little sleep off in the car, we were at 50% battery power, entertained more KIDS. Well adults also played ler...got this one uncle, main for the daughter, defler trying to kao all the toys all for his daughter..grreeeddddyyy pig!!!
Ater that kan, what we were praying for the past 4 hours, FINALLY CAME, jeng jeng jeng it rained like COWS AND CAMELS...no more Cats and Dogs, too small dee...whooaaaaaaa sooooo nice.......NOOTT!! We had to pack up and got SOAKED BIG TIME LEH>...sigh....my shoe all habis basah, but June June and Fade got soaked majorly man, Indhran useless ass, sparked this idea, taking the banner, holding it above ourr heads and RUN, but knowing Indhran, defler tarik too fast, he was leading us back to our vehicles, June June and Fade kena tertinggal, in the rain, finished ler June June fell sick, was drenched, Bob was being lazy cos he cannot hold the banner above his head cos everyone was taller than him , so he was just walking in the middle HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :p sowwwwiiieee bobbie doggiee! :p just had to do it ler....I think can....like that leh..hahaha :p nothing great liao.....then it was cash time, RM50 to each and every one of us, 15 in total i THINK, after that spent the RM50 in one shot, makan at Simply Fish in Malacca Raya HAHAHAHAHA...:p
4.18.2005
Outing with Family at Mahkota Parade...
I thought this one going to be a harmless, family outing with mommy and daddy and lil bro Karim. Well that turned out to be *eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk* wrong wrong wrong....
As soon as we arrived at the lifts, I began to feel that SOMETHING is bound to go wrong/happen/will happen....BAM..i was write, the bumping into friends session has begun. I met Eryana and her BF at the lifts, wow, very awkward as she, for one likes to make fun of me...haha..she had to bite her tongue ALL THROUGH OUT THE ONE FLOOR ELEVATOR RIDE hahaha it was hard I suppose!! hahahaha...We arrived at our floor, "Prom King~!" she managed to whisper hehehe and with a snicker on her face, the elevator door closed hahaha.
Headed straight to STARBUCKS< cos mommy wanted to sit down and have a drink, cos the last time, daddy was rushing her and it some what upseted her :p sigh whut to do...drink drink drink, had like a few free drinks due to the voucher(THANK YOU SPARC) :D
Okay after having a few drinks, I didnt really bump into any other friends, but....*eeeeeeeekkk* again I was wrong, Subash and Marilyn appeared :D no and thats not all ladies and gentleman, Kuna and bf, King appeared...this is starting to freak me out~!!! hahaha It seems that other people too had the same idea of coming to Mahkota Parade, where else lar to go kan in Melaka hahahah...
Why am I making such a fuss you say abt bumping into friends? Well the thing is, I JUST HATE it when my dad meets muh friends, really...its like he starts commenting and starts talking abt them, bla bla bla they are not ex-convicts for god's sake, or drug dealers, or anything...MY FRIENDS LAR!! sigh sigh sigh..just irritates me sometimes how he goes on and on talking abt my friends...daddy, you need to learn to keep your opinions to yourself...shhhhhhhh
As soon as we arrived at the lifts, I began to feel that SOMETHING is bound to go wrong/happen/will happen....BAM..i was write, the bumping into friends session has begun. I met Eryana and her BF at the lifts, wow, very awkward as she, for one likes to make fun of me...haha..she had to bite her tongue ALL THROUGH OUT THE ONE FLOOR ELEVATOR RIDE hahaha it was hard I suppose!! hahahaha...We arrived at our floor, "Prom King~!" she managed to whisper hehehe and with a snicker on her face, the elevator door closed hahaha.
Headed straight to STARBUCKS< cos mommy wanted to sit down and have a drink, cos the last time, daddy was rushing her and it some what upseted her :p sigh whut to do...drink drink drink, had like a few free drinks due to the voucher(THANK YOU SPARC) :D
Okay after having a few drinks, I didnt really bump into any other friends, but....*eeeeeeeekkk* again I was wrong, Subash and Marilyn appeared :D no and thats not all ladies and gentleman, Kuna and bf, King appeared...this is starting to freak me out~!!! hahaha It seems that other people too had the same idea of coming to Mahkota Parade, where else lar to go kan in Melaka hahahah...
Why am I making such a fuss you say abt bumping into friends? Well the thing is, I JUST HATE it when my dad meets muh friends, really...its like he starts commenting and starts talking abt them, bla bla bla they are not ex-convicts for god's sake, or drug dealers, or anything...MY FRIENDS LAR!! sigh sigh sigh..just irritates me sometimes how he goes on and on talking abt my friends...daddy, you need to learn to keep your opinions to yourself...shhhhhhhh
Holidays.....YAHOOO~!!
For Once, I am not bickering abt it being the holidays, heheh guess why, cos I am working baybeee!! Part time in the I.T.Dept at Royal Adelphi, runned by muh kind uncle who gave me a job there, doing whut exactly you say, even I am not too sure :D
All I know is, I wont be listening to my Dad bickering abt how useless I am and how I ma not doing enough things...yada yada yada, me is vewweeyy happpeee! :D Finally someting worthwhile doing during the holidays, not to mention this is probably the longest holiday I can actually remember being happy about :D
Looser, no life, whutever, call me wutever you like, me is veeewweeey happy me got job! :D
All I know is, I wont be listening to my Dad bickering abt how useless I am and how I ma not doing enough things...yada yada yada, me is vewweeyy happpeee! :D Finally someting worthwhile doing during the holidays, not to mention this is probably the longest holiday I can actually remember being happy about :D
Looser, no life, whutever, call me wutever you like, me is veeewweeey happy me got job! :D
4.01.2005
Finally...
Got my new DVD-RW Super Combo from ACER dee!! SuperACERMAN(blur you say? read previous posts ) was there too! :D As usual, going by the name of SuperACERMAN, he again did the ritual of taking muh Ah-May-Zing Laptop apart and as an additional customer service speciality, he cleaned muh monitor fer me, yay! no more lil kids finger prints!! :D *hafta buy Empty DVD's soon....*
wooohooo gonna be playing CS soon, *probably gonna get muh @$$ kicked by AHH FAATTT!!!* :P
wooohooo gonna be playing CS soon, *probably gonna get muh @$$ kicked by AHH FAATTT!!!* :P
3.28.2005
Currently Addicted To:
Akon - Mr. Lonely........
Lonely im so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely,
Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno got to have one good girl whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the bullshit then one day she cant take it no more and decides to leave
I wont up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuz
Ever since my girl left me, my whole left life came crashin
Im so lonely (so lonely),
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
Cant belive I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody to call my own)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely
So lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girrll
Never thought that id be alone, I didnt hope you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to come home, so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever
Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girll
Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely
Lonely im so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely,
Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno got to have one good girl whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the bullshit then one day she cant take it no more and decides to leave
I wont up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuz
Ever since my girl left me, my whole left life came crashin
Im so lonely (so lonely),
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
Cant belive I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody to call my own)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely
So lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girrll
Never thought that id be alone, I didnt hope you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to come home, so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever
Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)
Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girll
Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely
3.24.2005
Why people think this race is stupid....
Current Mood: Angry and disgusted
Why why why.....I tell you why. We were all having a nice birthday bbq at Hanis's house, Tmn Bkt Beruang Utama. We decided to liven things up by letting a few fireworks go. Once we let one off, we got a complaint from a neighbour and the we stopped. Unfortunately the stupid neighbour thought that she wasnt getting enough response from her pityful complaint, she was the ONLY one that complained by the way, she called her Taxi Driver husband.
Once the Taxi driver husband came, he was talking to Sam, (Ash's Might Boyrfriend from Ghana, who is roughly the same size as an oak tree), and he was talking ever so politely probably because Sam is 2-3 times bigger than him. :D
Desmond, myself and Joey were just listening to this conversation between Sam and stupid taxi driver husband.
STDH: Stupid Taxi Driver Husband
STDH: We should respect one another and not be so the rude to other people.Show a little manners. We are all malays here and we are respected (respected my foot!!!!). Please, we all respect you students and we do not want to not respect you.Do not make noise and disturb other people..bla bla bla...*I was trying my best not to laugh at his attempt at communicating with sam in English*
Sam: Yes, we are very sorry, it was our fault, we will not do it again.
At this time, I decided to just keep quiet and was about to tell Desmond not to say anything but tooo late....
Desmond: Tapi kita tak buat bising......
*It was as if Desmond lit up an invisible cigarette of hate....the guy became extremely loud*
STDH: APE??? tak buat bising????(this time his tone was totally different) Awak buat banyak bising kat sini, saye tak kisah kalau awak berkepit ker atau nak buat ape ape tapi jangan lar ganggu orang lain.
Desmond: Rilek la bang, kiter.....
*by this time STDH grabbed Desmond by the scruff of his neck and wanted to talk to Desmond alone. At the same time, smal little SHITS, who were STDH's sons, ran around the place looking for PLANKS to use for ...hrrm WHAT exactly??? you guessed it, these little shits were trying to pick a fight with us with planks.. Whoa....very good example you are setting to your children : solve every single problem with VIOLENCE. Very good manners lar you have there STDH. I "respect" you.....*
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION from Ash:
Conversation between Sam and the stupid wife:
Stupid wife: u should go back
Sam: what do u mean..go back where?
Stupid Wife: hey!!(raising voice)im the local here...
Sam:what do u mean?
Wife: we're the malays are respectful ...bla bla bla..*tell that to someone who cares*
Sam: so...
By this time, since she knows that she is not getting thru Sam, she turned her attention to Hanis
"You all are not good role models and not very decent. You are so called University Students." - translated to English from Malay btw, you think she knows how to speak English??? try again...
STDH: Awak datang dengan saye. saye nak cakap dengan awak...*trying to drag desmond out*
I was holding a soft drink in my hand and I had to put it down, to stop this STDH from dragging Desmond....but Sam was quick on the job, he put himself between Desmond and STDH. Now STDH's anger has transfered to Sam. BAD IDEA.
STDH: YOu want to have problem with me? You want to pick a fight with me? I can whaalaap you all, you know i can whack all of you.
This time Joey was also angered by STDH's actions and got herself involved..
Joey: F*** you lar, let go off him, let him go, F****r let him go...
STDH: Sini sumer Melayu tau, kiter 100% Melayu sini, MCL Land YOU KNOW...
*SO??? MCL? WHO CARES, it is not worth much anyway...and whut u trying to say? Your territory lar now issit? Dogs can mark their territory better lar....piiirraaaah mabuk!!* All this when he is still trying to drag Desmond out to the road while Desmond is trying to get him to clam down. The little shits were waking everyone up, trying to call for back-up la...hahaha it was hilarious..
FINALLY when Tajul came out the guy calmed down a little, but his army of little shits were trying to push Tajul out of the way. They were soo small it was like watching a huge monster swatting away flies. hehehe
*sigh* I couldnt do anything, there were bigger people dealing with the situation, but things started to settle down after Tajul managed to talk some sense into STDH. hehehe what a faun birthday bbq!!!
See why it was soo stupid?
Why why why.....I tell you why. We were all having a nice birthday bbq at Hanis's house, Tmn Bkt Beruang Utama. We decided to liven things up by letting a few fireworks go. Once we let one off, we got a complaint from a neighbour and the we stopped. Unfortunately the stupid neighbour thought that she wasnt getting enough response from her pityful complaint, she was the ONLY one that complained by the way, she called her Taxi Driver husband.
Once the Taxi driver husband came, he was talking to Sam, (Ash's Might Boyrfriend from Ghana, who is roughly the same size as an oak tree), and he was talking ever so politely probably because Sam is 2-3 times bigger than him. :D
Desmond, myself and Joey were just listening to this conversation between Sam and stupid taxi driver husband.
STDH: Stupid Taxi Driver Husband
STDH: We should respect one another and not be so the rude to other people.Show a little manners. We are all malays here and we are respected (respected my foot!!!!). Please, we all respect you students and we do not want to not respect you.Do not make noise and disturb other people..bla bla bla...*I was trying my best not to laugh at his attempt at communicating with sam in English*
Sam: Yes, we are very sorry, it was our fault, we will not do it again.
At this time, I decided to just keep quiet and was about to tell Desmond not to say anything but tooo late....
Desmond: Tapi kita tak buat bising......
*It was as if Desmond lit up an invisible cigarette of hate....the guy became extremely loud*
STDH: APE??? tak buat bising????(this time his tone was totally different) Awak buat banyak bising kat sini, saye tak kisah kalau awak berkepit ker atau nak buat ape ape tapi jangan lar ganggu orang lain.
Desmond: Rilek la bang, kiter.....
*by this time STDH grabbed Desmond by the scruff of his neck and wanted to talk to Desmond alone. At the same time, smal little SHITS, who were STDH's sons, ran around the place looking for PLANKS to use for ...hrrm WHAT exactly??? you guessed it, these little shits were trying to pick a fight with us with planks.. Whoa....very good example you are setting to your children : solve every single problem with VIOLENCE. Very good manners lar you have there STDH. I "respect" you.....*
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION from Ash:
Conversation between Sam and the stupid wife:
Stupid wife: u should go back
Sam: what do u mean..go back where?
Stupid Wife: hey!!(raising voice)im the local here...
Sam:what do u mean?
Wife: we're the malays are respectful ...bla bla bla..*tell that to someone who cares*
Sam: so...
By this time, since she knows that she is not getting thru Sam, she turned her attention to Hanis
"You all are not good role models and not very decent. You are so called University Students." - translated to English from Malay btw, you think she knows how to speak English??? try again...
STDH: Awak datang dengan saye. saye nak cakap dengan awak...*trying to drag desmond out*
I was holding a soft drink in my hand and I had to put it down, to stop this STDH from dragging Desmond....but Sam was quick on the job, he put himself between Desmond and STDH. Now STDH's anger has transfered to Sam. BAD IDEA.
STDH: YOu want to have problem with me? You want to pick a fight with me? I can whaalaap you all, you know i can whack all of you.
This time Joey was also angered by STDH's actions and got herself involved..
Joey: F*** you lar, let go off him, let him go, F****r let him go...
STDH: Sini sumer Melayu tau, kiter 100% Melayu sini, MCL Land YOU KNOW...
*SO??? MCL? WHO CARES, it is not worth much anyway...and whut u trying to say? Your territory lar now issit? Dogs can mark their territory better lar....piiirraaaah mabuk!!* All this when he is still trying to drag Desmond out to the road while Desmond is trying to get him to clam down. The little shits were waking everyone up, trying to call for back-up la...hahaha it was hilarious..
FINALLY when Tajul came out the guy calmed down a little, but his army of little shits were trying to push Tajul out of the way. They were soo small it was like watching a huge monster swatting away flies. hehehe
*sigh* I couldnt do anything, there were bigger people dealing with the situation, but things started to settle down after Tajul managed to talk some sense into STDH. hehehe what a faun birthday bbq!!!
See why it was soo stupid?
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