Current Mood: Angry and disgusted
Why why why.....I tell you why. We were all having a nice birthday bbq at Hanis's house, Tmn Bkt Beruang Utama. We decided to liven things up by letting a few fireworks go. Once we let one off, we got a complaint from a neighbour and the we stopped. Unfortunately the stupid neighbour thought that she wasnt getting enough response from her pityful complaint, she was the ONLY one that complained by the way, she called her Taxi Driver husband.
Once the Taxi driver husband came, he was talking to Sam, (Ash's Might Boyrfriend from Ghana, who is roughly the same size as an oak tree), and he was talking ever so politely probably because Sam is 2-3 times bigger than him. :D
Desmond, myself and Joey were just listening to this conversation between Sam and stupid taxi driver husband.
STDH: Stupid Taxi Driver Husband
STDH: We should respect one another and not be so the rude to other people.Show a little manners. We are all malays here and we are respected (respected my foot!!!!). Please, we all respect you students and we do not want to not respect you.Do not make noise and disturb other people..bla bla bla...*I was trying my best not to laugh at his attempt at communicating with sam in English*
Sam: Yes, we are very sorry, it was our fault, we will not do it again.
At this time, I decided to just keep quiet and was about to tell Desmond not to say anything but tooo late....
Desmond: Tapi kita tak buat bising......
*It was as if Desmond lit up an invisible cigarette of hate....the guy became extremely loud*
STDH: APE??? tak buat bising????(this time his tone was totally different) Awak buat banyak bising kat sini, saye tak kisah kalau awak berkepit ker atau nak buat ape ape tapi jangan lar ganggu orang lain.
Desmond: Rilek la bang, kiter.....
*by this time STDH grabbed Desmond by the scruff of his neck and wanted to talk to Desmond alone. At the same time, smal little SHITS, who were STDH's sons, ran around the place looking for PLANKS to use for ...hrrm WHAT exactly??? you guessed it, these little shits were trying to pick a fight with us with planks.. Whoa....very good example you are setting to your children : solve every single problem with VIOLENCE. Very good manners lar you have there STDH. I "respect" you.....*
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION from Ash:
Conversation between Sam and the stupid wife:
Stupid wife: u should go back
Sam: what do u mean..go back where?
Stupid Wife: hey!!(raising voice)im the local here...
Sam:what do u mean?
Wife: we're the malays are respectful ...bla bla bla..*tell that to someone who cares*
Sam: so...
By this time, since she knows that she is not getting thru Sam, she turned her attention to Hanis
"You all are not good role models and not very decent. You are so called University Students." - translated to English from Malay btw, you think she knows how to speak English??? try again...
STDH: Awak datang dengan saye. saye nak cakap dengan awak...*trying to drag desmond out*
I was holding a soft drink in my hand and I had to put it down, to stop this STDH from dragging Desmond....but Sam was quick on the job, he put himself between Desmond and STDH. Now STDH's anger has transfered to Sam. BAD IDEA.
STDH: YOu want to have problem with me? You want to pick a fight with me? I can whaalaap you all, you know i can whack all of you.
This time Joey was also angered by STDH's actions and got herself involved..
Joey: F*** you lar, let go off him, let him go, F****r let him go...
STDH: Sini sumer Melayu tau, kiter 100% Melayu sini, MCL Land YOU KNOW...
*SO??? MCL? WHO CARES, it is not worth much anyway...and whut u trying to say? Your territory lar now issit? Dogs can mark their territory better lar....piiirraaaah mabuk!!* All this when he is still trying to drag Desmond out to the road while Desmond is trying to get him to clam down. The little shits were waking everyone up, trying to call for back-up la...hahaha it was hilarious..
FINALLY when Tajul came out the guy calmed down a little, but his army of little shits were trying to push Tajul out of the way. They were soo small it was like watching a huge monster swatting away flies. hehehe
*sigh* I couldnt do anything, there were bigger people dealing with the situation, but things started to settle down after Tajul managed to talk some sense into STDH. hehehe what a faun birthday bbq!!!
See why it was soo stupid?
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