We wanted to take a picture of the tiger taking a dump hahahaha but tak sempat dee! hehehehe
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This fellar looks like an icing on a cake...heehehe :D like a marble cake liddat...hehehe
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NOt so pink flamingoes!!!...
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Alex(the one looking at the camera)...was the only one paying attention hehehe..me and shakir...errmm dunno what shakir was looking at..But i was still engrossed with the giraffes hehehe
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fuiyooo someone POSING!!! hehehehe..we all busy tengok da giraffes ..they all nicely posing...not soo tall ler the giraffes...i thought taller....
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THe HORNS WERE SOOOOOO HUGE!!!!!!
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It was ssoooooo hot ler!!! and I was a little dissapointed cos the animals were sooo dirty! atleast hose them down a little lar...we didnt get to see the lions...cos they were renovating the lion's display....
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eheheh I look soo stoopeed in this picture..I was well a little scared...ok lar!!! i was really scared..the talons on this thing were HUGE!!!! hehehehe
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Raya ooooohhh Raya!!

Man this year raya was soooo tiring and not to mention the HOT AS weather. I was literally praying for rain and when it actually rained, DAMN MAN!! Even I can piss more... soo little rain came down and it became even HOTTER! shhhyyyyttt..summore people in Baju Melayu with Sampin summore...sigh sigh..terrrible lar. The food was great, had like tons of people who came, most of them I know, actually half of them I dont know..hehe..duit raya side of things...ssshhhhh...not telling... :D

I dont remember the first day of raya was this hectic..oooohh yeah Justin, my classmate came to ma house, he couldnt stay long cos of his grandma was admitted into hospital..I asked him to come in for a drink osso defler dont want...sigh..nebber mind ler..he gave me a cookie jar full of choc eclairs..nice fellar hehe :P

After that Ash, Joey and Sharm came!! YYYAAAAAYYY finally some people that I can actually talk some sense into hehee..I made them eat and eat and eat...got Sambal Udang, with nice big prawns, Kuah Satay Ayam, Kuah Satay Lembu and Rendang Daging. Joey ar....fuiiiyyyooo reSPECT jah!!! this gurl can EAT!! eating and eating da cookies and the food..whoa i was smiling just watching her eat was entertaining hahaha..

oooh yeah ... suddenly while these people eating, got ler people kacau!! grrrr the relatives that I dont like ...THE EXTREMISTS MUSLIM side of ma family...why ler they even bother coming..usually they wont come one...nvm ler I warned Ash, Sharm and Joey abt them, just to ignore them..Joey pulak being a friendly person that she is wanted to shake hands with one of the male relative..whoa...he straight away pulled his hand away...I was like WTF??? cannot salam, just smile ler...only...this one dont wanna smile ossso...religious or not religious lar...its just bloody common courtesy...ok ok enuff of kutuking hhehe

Before all this, we were welcoming Ash, Sharm and Joey tp da house, my lil cousin asked me,

Asyraff: Abg Bakar, kena salam ke?

Me: Tak payah, shake hands aje, sebab bukan Islam, satu Cine, due India.

Asyraff: *After years and years of just auto-salam asked me*..hrmmm Abg Bakar, "shake hands" tu macam maner?

Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Haiyo sooo farneee!! yay yay finally tomorrow me going Beraya...my turn!! you all stay at home..I stayed at home for da 1st day of raya...heheh yay going to PEE DEEE aka P.D/Port Dickson! :D

Went to Seremban;overslept in the bus...

Why ler all his crazee shyt gotta happen during Puasa Month??? I had to go to Seremban one day, I woke up at 11.30am and got a call from mom,

Mom:"Eh what time u going to Seremban ar?"

Me: "Huh? Where am I going again?"

Mom: "Going SEREMBAN LAR! when are you going???"

Me:"I thot Dad was gonna pick me up and we go to Seremban together?"

Mom: "No No, yu are going to Seremban ALONE...on the bus~!"

Me: "Crap lar ma, its sooo HOT, you expect me to get on the bus?"

Mom: "Yeah....."

Me: *By now already pretty pissed off* "ok ok lar~!!!"

Had to get on the town bus which took 1 hour to get to the bloody bus station and I somehow managed to get on the 1pm bus. I slept lar the whole time on the journey to Seremban. So naturally when the bus stops at the Bus Station, YOU WAKE UP....but guess what? On the way back (on the same day) I slept in the bus again..this time I DID NOT WAKE up at the Melaka Sentral Bus Station!! When i ACTUALLY woke up, I was like no where near the Bus Station...I got up and gave the bus driver quite a shock as NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BUS at the time cos everyone was supposed to get off at the bus station...there were some Banglas sitting behind me during the journey, not one of them woke me UP!! STOOOPPEEEEDD Banglas!!!!!

I managed to get a taxi to the bus stop after the f*cking bus driver let me off the bus, and to my suprise, the taxi driver DIDNT CHARGE me a single cent cos I was rambling abt how the bus driver didnt wake me up and it was already 9pm(yeah you guessed it.. I was on the move since 11.30am!!) Reaching the bus stop, my friend picked me up (according to plans, we were supposed to go to the movies, supposed to watch TAXI or something) and we carried on with our plan: watch movie.

SOOO Embarrassing, my friend could HARDLY drive cos he was laughin his ass off afta I told him that I overslept in the bus and missed the bus station...damn lar...after that I became "blur burn" for da week..

Thrashed rented car...

We were thrashing the rented car cos we were so short on time, so I drove like mad and also wanted Ravin to be quiet so I drove with my ninpou-Kurang Ajar Driving skill no-jutsu, taught to me by one of the Three Legendary Kiasus, Paranthaman-sama~!!

(ok enough tokking cok) Only to be used under certain circumstances, so what the hell and I was sorta bored too..after not sleeping for nearly 25 hours, I was suddenly wide awake and happen to be bored. Driving like a madman was soo not worth it as the Datuk Pervert Gan Boon Leong didnt even give so much of a hint that the was interested in what he had to say. On the way back Ravin HAD TO BUY Prawn Mee and damn the bastard the Mee was sooo intoxicating. I dunno how much ajinomoto they used inside the mee, I DONT CARE, it smelt really goooood..

Something to blog about...

Scared Little Ah-Moi~!!

*Note: I might not be able to type anything else cos the chances of Joey snapping all my fingers are pretty high after this blog entry is published.*

On one fine day(usually...hot and sweaty).. myself, Ravin and SPARC's secret weapon AH-MOI aka Joey, were out prowling the streets of Melaka in searching for sponsorship for Miss MMU. SPARC lets her loose when SPARC are in need of serious sponsors..beware, if you happen to stumble upon this secret weapon of us, a smile would suffice... *Events recorded are in chronological order*

We were off to Datuk Wira Gan Boon Leong's office, former Mr Asia and also bodybuilder fellar who is very old and errmmm lets just say "Switched On" hehe..

As we entered Datuk Gan Boon Leong's office of operations, a sense of ...dunno lar...see ler:

Ravin: Joey go in first...
Joey: Dont want ler...you go in first...Burn you go...
Burn: NO Joey, you go..you're a girl...
Joey: SO??...
Burn: So go ler..the room is full of guys...and not to mention that old wrinkly fellar...ooooppps thats the Datuk ar?...yeah thats him....
Ravin: No lar....thats not the datuk..he is a bodybuilder lar..*looks at sign in front of the old wrinkly fellar.."Datuk Gan Boon Leong"...* ehh its him ler...*somewhat disappointed*
Burn: hehehehehe
Joey: Eh be quiet ler....

*Enters the office....Like orang bodoh, we asked "Errmm..excuse me, can we see Datuk Wira Gan Boon Leong please"...defler rite in front there summore got name sign lagi..

Though out the whole session, we found out that he was a man of few words...didnt say much except for the few "And then?....then...and then?"..He wasnt talking to me or ravin, his sole attention was on our Secret Weapon, Joey....and *whispers*Joey's boobies*whispers*

Finally the golden question: "How much money you all want?"

Ravin: *Smiling* errrmm we are hoping for around RM10,000 lar..
Datuk pervert...i mean Datuk Wira SUDDENLY Sprang to life~! : "Whoa....cannot..I am not a business man..."
Ravin: No lar...any amount you want to give, we will accept lar..*still smilling*

*Gave him Miss MMU 2004 photo album, which for politeness sake, he flipped through for 5 secs and his attention was *whamm* back to Joey...

After the conversation we had with the seemingly interested Datuk...(i wonder why....)

We headed back to the car...hehe. :

Joey: Whoa...he is sooo scary...*I have never seen Joey aka Secret Weapon scared before*
Ravin: Why lar?
Joey: He looks sooo scary lar..the way he talks also....never smile also
Burn: Yeah...he was scared all rite..hehehe..Joey ar...he was looking at ur boobies ler...dont tell me you didnt realise?? Thats why he was listening to us....
Joey: Eh~!!! I am GOOD AT CONVINCING PEOPLE okay??? please lar..
Burn: *While Driving* - auto snapped a reply:..aha..yeah..whateva..turns to Ravin, eh where you wanted to tapau lunch ar?
Joey:*WWWHAACCCKK burn's Shoulder*...eh where got!!!
Ravin: *In fits of laughter, wanting a high 5 hehehe*
Burn: DIDN't you see the SIGNS?? All around his office, there are pictures of the wrinkled old fellar carrying one girl in each arm hahaha...believe me those girls aren't his daugthers or not they wont be smilling like they were!! and then...ONLY ONE picture o fhim with his wife..hehehe
Joey: Eh shaddap lar....*whispers*bastard*whispers*

Then Ravin HAD TO BUY Prawn Mee..and intoxicated the whole car with its WONDERFUL SMELL..BASTARD...PEOPLE PUASA!! hehehe just joking.. :p

Sigh...it was damn farnee ler...you just HAD to be there eheheh

Becoming a Nocturnal Creature....

Can't sleep lar lately...been sleeping at wierd times..Now I am fully awake when I really should be sleeping~!.I really want to make it to my 10am class tomorrow...Just downloaded Shark Tale's Soundtrack ..not bad I have to say...mixture of slow and up beat songs...something different...

The movie on the other hand wasnt too bad..I wouldnt mind going again to the cinema again to watch it though...*need to change sleeping habit soon!!!* or not I'd be sleepy all through RAYA~! and only be awake when no one visiting... and I can't have that....

I just finished my sahur...had Mutton Dalcha with Rice and vegie...mmmmm..just what I needed..

Shankar from Cyber campus is here...sebok only..hehe no ler just kidding...

Excellent Buka Puasa~!!

As soon as I came home, I could smell DURIANS~!!! ..automatically I asked mom, "Ader santan???" she was like smiling, "YUP there is santan ~!!"...my favorite lar...Durian, mixed with Rice, Santan and Gula Melaka...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..I know ler..to some people it sounds yucky..but you HAFTA TRY IT~!! excellent whey..I had like one teh tarik, one currypuff and 2 plates of Durian with rice = MAMAK STYLE~!!! haha

It is 5.38am....I have class at 10am and I am still not asleep...I THINK i can wake up at 9.45 am or something to get ready for da class...wanted to post something but decided to add a picture to it too so edited it a lil....
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MY Ah-May-Zing Lolita the Laptop!!
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Charity Drive....SPARC

whoa...who knew that setting up a booth would be soo much WORK...we practically worked for like 6 straight hours and then to "HELP" things out in CLC, where the booth was supposed to be, the electricity went out and we were working in the dark till 3am!!!...other parts of campus had electricity..and then our burgers came....we also ate our burgers in the dark..

I thought that setting the booth up was tiring...manning the bloody thing was even WORSE..everyday we had to wake up soo early just to set the thing up and pack the booth up again and then it didnt help by being bloody humid and hot and guess what? we had to repeat that like 2 more times and when the thing was over...god was i glad...

oooh the slave drive was good..or atleast it was FOR ME...you know why? cos I did not get sold! Hah I didnt have to go through all that embarassement if no one wanted to buy me hahahaha..for the others that were up for auction..well too bad suckers!!!

Miss MMU Preliminary Round - SPARC

Talk about a boring event...haha no lar..it was ermmm ok lar..besides the delay betweeen the contestants on the catwalk and all...but hey I had fun..I just came, looked important, I didnt do anything really..just sat there and did practically nothing...you know why...HAH..my work finished before the event started!! yipppeee...So...I got to sit back and laugh/felt sorry for/looked important/felt sorry for....no no I wasnt...(on somewhat level i was lar..)..what was supposed to be a discreet event, turned out to be quite public in the end.EVERY Tom, Dick and Harry came..."ooohh dont invite anyone..dont tell anyone...NO Burn dont call anyone!" POOOOFFF what happened? TONS OF PEOPLE came haha..so much for being a discreet event...

A new beginning..

Well....I have tons to say since this semester started and first off, I got a brand spanking new laptop as my old faithful pc decided to die on me..I met a few wierd people and by far the wierdest is Joey's new Bandmate, yeah she joined this band and at first it sounded okay okay ler..but then after meeting this one particular bandmate, who-shall-not-be-named, cos it might..ermm..sort of embarass him a lil lar cos has a mouth, dirtier and much more disturbing than a chickens ass...bloody-hell this feller would talk crap about ANYONE including NICE PEOPLE..you dont go around bad-mouthing your friends and NICE PEOPLE that just further proves that you have no life and its just plain SAD..dude...you need to control your flytrap..or not one day you'll find a REAL fly in it...*sigh*..if that really happens, I wouldnt wanna miss it...hehehe

Finally in da same class as Ba, Lydia and Suzanna and the whole Alpha gang again...yiippeeeee...oooh yes another thing, my car...you know the one i was sooo excited about, is soo not gonna happen anymore, and I'll tell you why.

At midnight one day, Ash and Shakir and I wanted to eat somewhere lar...sort of bored with Bkt Beruang lar by this time, so we happily decided to take ma crappy-rusted car to Jikis lar..thinking that the stupid thing will get us there, whaddaya know, not even outside Bkt Beruang, it started to "sing", sing as in it gave out this sound as if it was being hammered by a HUGE HAMMER..seriously and by that time i was scared shitless and so were Ash and Shakir hahaha then we decided to just get the fuck outta the car, park it back where it was parked and just go to Cahaya Dinar and eat..oooh no..the car didnt wanna go back being parked at its usual place, it decided to just pop its front left tyre out right in the middle of the road! oooh crap..sparks where flying everywhere!! Ash was scared...I was scared..Shakir was..hrmm LAUGHING..haha idiot!!

Suddenly I was panicking.. "oooh shit!! wht the f**k am I gonna tell ma dad??"...after I was calmed down from my near heart attack experience by Ash and Shakir...I somehow left the car in the middle of the road..oooh did I say road? I meant MAIN ROAD and called dad the next day with my fully loaded bullshit story which THANK GOD he bought!!!

Creepy week...

creepy

whoa...I am alone in da house and I never thought it'll be this freaky..so my new scheme to get thru this is NOT to sleep during the night till early morning probably around 6am or so and then when there is LIGHT I will sleep hehehe..jsut reformatted ma pc and its NEKKID...nathing inside..soo dull...so I have started the downloading of da songs ritual...and other software lar...*sigh*..PC was giving soo much problem just had to reformat it...Why lar i itchy sangat to volunteer to do da interviews for SPARC? huhuhu..but none the less, I get to have the whole StreamyX to maself hahaha..

I cooked ma supper just now...and it turned out not bad..jsut fried some fries and some sausages...and guess what? couldnt finish it..cos it was too much..just put it in da fridge, later in da morning will see whether I have an appetite for cold fries....

Today mom and dad came and we went to Mahkota Parade for Merdeka Lunch haha..it was okay..Dad wanted to go to Sushi King..i was like...hrmmmm..no comments...but it turned out okay..I had something COOKED nathing raw for me thanks...I had this pan fried dory or sumthing lar..and mum had some tori chicken something Dad had tempura set...not bad lar...the family next to us was piling up on the sushi..how lar they can actually telan/swallow that raw stuff?? and they weren't just piling up on da cheap stuff, there were tons of expensive stuff too, RM4 per-plate also got.....then me and dad had our ritual kutuking session of the Malay-PUNK-wannabes.

Dad: What are they trying to prove? Dont they get any attention enough being idiots on motorbikes that scream thru the streets that they have to dress up like idiots and piercing every single available part of their body??
Me: Hrmm..yeah I suppose so..their parents probably didnt or just DONT pay them any attention..wasting time and space....hair half green, half red, socks up to the knees and not forgetting the ever so fashionable suspenders...are we supposed to be scared of them? They make me wanna laugh more like it..punks..HAH..more like clowns..hehe..The London Circus recruitment team should come here if they are short-handed for their FREAKs Display..
Mom: Yeah terrible... ---> mom doesnt say much...

After that little after-meal kutuk session, dad needed some envelopes( he doenst trust emails YET ) at Thai Kuang. Another incident took place, the lady attending the cashier had this really lousy attitude and gave what I call a muka "tahi" as in there is something bad smelling under her nose...ok getting back to da topic...lining up to pay for the envelopes while persuading dad to send more emails instead, there was a lady with her 3 kids, they had atleast bought about RM50+ worth of stuff and then their plastic bag tore apart and then lady asked the muka "tahi" cashier whether she can have another plastic bag and VERY rudely the cashier gave a hand signal to say "NO" and practically shooing the lady with 3 kids away...POOOOFFF the lady screamed at the cashier, "ONE PLASTIC BAG ALSO you cannot give??? After I spent Sooo MUCH?!!!"..she caught me by suprise that i dropped da envelopes and then as if on queue, DAD threw the envelope at the cashier and said "Terrible, ONE LOUSY PLASTIC BAG also you cant give?? There you can KEEP your bloody envelopes. Bakar come lets go!" At that moment then I realised that he wasnt listening to me ranting on about sending more emails..*sigh* instead he was watching the cashier being rude...

My mom wasnt there to experience this..cos she was checking out Channel perfumes..instead she got the whole rerun of the little episode all da way home in the car...how fun...