Scared Little Ah-Moi~!!
*Note: I might not be able to type anything else cos the chances of Joey snapping all my fingers are pretty high after this blog entry is published.*
On one fine day(usually...hot and sweaty).. myself, Ravin and SPARC's secret weapon AH-MOI aka Joey, were out prowling the streets of Melaka in searching for sponsorship for Miss MMU. SPARC lets her loose when SPARC are in need of serious sponsors..beware, if you happen to stumble upon this secret weapon of us, a smile would suffice... *Events recorded are in chronological order*
We were off to Datuk Wira Gan Boon Leong's office, former Mr Asia and also bodybuilder fellar who is very old and errmmm lets just say "Switched On" hehe..
As we entered Datuk Gan Boon Leong's office of operations, a sense of ...dunno lar...see ler:
Ravin: Joey go in first...
Joey: Dont want ler...you go in first...Burn you go...
Burn: NO Joey, you go..you're a girl...
Joey: SO??...
Burn: So go ler..the room is full of guys...and not to mention that old wrinkly fellar...ooooppps thats the Datuk ar?...yeah thats him....
Ravin: No lar....thats not the datuk..he is a bodybuilder lar..*looks at sign in front of the old wrinkly fellar.."Datuk Gan Boon Leong"...* ehh its him ler...*somewhat disappointed*
Burn: hehehehehe
Joey: Eh be quiet ler....
*Enters the office....Like orang bodoh, we asked "Errmm..excuse me, can we see Datuk Wira Gan Boon Leong please"...defler rite in front there summore got name sign lagi..
Though out the whole session, we found out that he was a man of few words...didnt say much except for the few "And then?....then...and then?"..He wasnt talking to me or ravin, his sole attention was on our Secret Weapon, Joey....and *whispers*Joey's boobies*whispers*
Finally the golden question: "How much money you all want?"
Ravin: *Smiling* errrmm we are hoping for around RM10,000 lar..
Datuk pervert...i mean Datuk Wira SUDDENLY Sprang to life~! : "Whoa....cannot..I am not a business man..."
Ravin: No lar...any amount you want to give, we will accept lar..*still smilling*
*Gave him Miss MMU 2004 photo album, which for politeness sake, he flipped through for 5 secs and his attention was *whamm* back to Joey...
After the conversation we had with the seemingly interested Datuk...(i wonder why....)
We headed back to the car...hehe. :
Joey: Whoa...he is sooo scary...*I have never seen Joey aka Secret Weapon scared before*
Ravin: Why lar?
Joey: He looks sooo scary lar..the way he talks also....never smile also
Burn: Yeah...he was scared all rite..hehehe..Joey ar...he was looking at ur boobies ler...dont tell me you didnt realise?? Thats why he was listening to us....
Joey: Eh~!!! I am GOOD AT CONVINCING PEOPLE okay??? please lar..
Burn: *While Driving* - auto snapped a reply:..aha..yeah..whateva..turns to Ravin, eh where you wanted to tapau lunch ar?
Joey:*WWWHAACCCKK burn's Shoulder*...eh where got!!!
Ravin: *In fits of laughter, wanting a high 5 hehehe*
Burn: DIDN't you see the SIGNS?? All around his office, there are pictures of the wrinkled old fellar carrying one girl in each arm hahaha...believe me those girls aren't his daugthers or not they wont be smilling like they were!! and then...ONLY ONE picture o fhim with his wife..hehehe
Joey: Eh shaddap lar....*whispers*bastard*whispers*
Then Ravin HAD TO BUY Prawn Mee..and intoxicated the whole car with its WONDERFUL SMELL..BASTARD...PEOPLE PUASA!! hehehe just joking.. :p
Sigh...it was damn farnee ler...you just HAD to be there eheheh
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