Now who is the stupid one....

A young boy enters a barbershop and the barber whispers to
his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch
while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters
in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do
you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never
learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you
a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the
dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take
the dollar, the game's over!"

Food Bazaar....

Last SPARCFEST food bazaar, i helped out with Waffles...but NEVER AGAIN...oh hell no... and this time, Delifrance booth....waffles was more tiring. Delifrance week went like so:

• 9.15am: Go to Jusco, pick up fresh pastries. While waiting, got a free cup of coffee...heh heh
• 10.00am: Finally all loaded in the mighty SPARC Volkswagen Van, which smelt like a bakery...mmmmm...
• 10.15am: Arrive at Mosque Square, a ton of SPARC committe came and helped unload all pastries...mmmmm...
• 5.00pm: Sold out all pastries or selling off pastries at a steal of a price...must sell all pastries off!!
• 6.30pm: Go to Delifrance settle bill for daily supply of pastries.
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I would do this again.....i THINK...depends on certain circumstances i guess....juniors were a great help, esp with the mobile direct selling, door to door Delifrance direct selling lol

Outdoor Pee-ing......

Its 6.47am and I was browsing through www.youtube.com and I came across this video:



Embarassing much??!!

Club Registration Week...

I don't think that I have ever been this tired since Miss MMU 2005, real hardwork, and thats ONLY CLUB REGISTRAION WEEK!!

I am starting to sound like a broken tape recorder, repeating the same promotion phrase to every tom, dick, harry, molly, lucy and lulu out there. Slowly developing a sore throat which enchances my broken tape recorder status, with pauses in between to clear my throat. I went to a meeting last night, I was 20mins late, everyone was there...suprise suprise..and I was so sleepy that I didnt realise that I had my shirt on inside out *zZzZzZz*

Sigh, and the weather wasnt helping either,Oj and I were the data entry speacialist, keying in the new members into the excel spreadsheet. We didnt have our normal recruiting magnets so it was sorta slow, but picking up never the less.

2 more days to go till the end of registration and the beginning of the Recovering Through Music promotion.

Coffee Cups.....

A group of alumni, highly established in their
careers, got together to visit their old university
lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints
about stress in work and life. Offering his guests
coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned
with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups:
porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some
expensive and exquisite, telling them to help
themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the
lecturer said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking,
expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain
and cheap ones.

"While it is but normal for you to want only the best
for yourselves, that is the source of your problems
and stress".

What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup,
but you consciously went for the better cups and are
eyeing each other's cups." "Now, if Life is coffee,
then the jobs, money and position in society are the
cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life,
but the quality of Life doesn't change."

Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail
to enjoy the coffee in it." So don't let the cups
drive you...enjoy the coffee instead.

OH MAN!!!1 SOOO FUNNNYY!!! Worth the Loading TIME!!

Oh man...seriously one of the best pranks ever! and it had to be, none other than the Japanese :D

Friends.....

Friends...awww man. I miss this TV Series more than anything...My most favoritestest Tv Comedy of all time and I always watch it , even thought I've like seen every single episode for about 4,5,6,7,8...........25th time, IT'S STILL FUNNY! Always put it on when I need to sleep, my eyes will be closed, but I will still be giggling to it and then fall asleep.......favorite Character = Phoebe.

Filmore n Burn's VW Combi Van

I just had some free time.........comparison with muh VW Combi n da one in da mooovveeyyy.

Favorite Phrase from the Movie 40 Year Old Virgin...

Pakistani old dude says to da Black dude: "When you're son is born, is he ALREADY on parol?"...awesomeness paki humour man!!

ooh yeah....

oh yeah, watched Cars, as Aya clearly mentioned in her blog entry.....predictable, sorta funny..nearly falling asleep boring funny...well it was cute also la, Guido was funny n Luigi's obsession with Ferrari's and the hippy Volkswagen Combi Van , JUST LIKE MINE! :D

40 Year Old Virgin....i know it was a year ago....

Oh man....i can only say....oh man...MUST watch and its like freaking funny man, it is 6.22am on a SUNDAY, i cant sleep, well Ash is down for the weekend, OJ and I are watching it now while I am blogging about it. Oh man...must watch....i can only say...oh man....MUSTTT WWATTTCCCHHH..esp the characters are like sooo original lol...

Please to alll people who share the same view of humour as I do, you know, the sick but still funny kind of humour....... you should really really really watch it!! Dont have it? Cant download it? Worry NO MORE, come and get it from ME!!! I can burn burn it fer ya! I just cant get enough of the Indian/Pakistani workers at the workplace, their accents are like wht I just can't get enough of...oh man oh man its hilariuos, i am ACTUALLY HAVING A STOMACH ACHE for gods sake cant stop laughing!!! ok thts enough........

Football Fever........

I wonder if this is viable....? :p

Soul Plane....

Been waiting to download this movie...sigh..always keep on forgetting~~! so so so, i went to the website and decided to imagine what if I had abt USD$2.5billion to spare and i want a customised Boeing 747-400. It will then look like this:



awesomeness....i want it....as requested by lady b, you too can modify your Boeing 747 by clicking here and scrolling to the "Pimp Our Plane" moving link.

Must see movies....

1. X-Men 3: The Last Stand
2. MI3
3. Over the Hedge
4. Da Vinci Code
5. The Omen
6. The Fast n Furious: Tokyo Drift
7. Superman Returns

All i have to say is Over the Hedge is soo freaking hilarious wouldnt mind watching it again...oh and also Xmen 3 and also MI3 :p

Birthday n Final Exams,.....not exactly what i call a present...

WoW had a great birthday despite it being in Finals week with mom n dad sending a choc cake to muh hse from Secret Recipe, wasnt really expecting it though hehe. 22 years old you say? I really dont feel it, my 10yo innner child is still up and about..heh heh. I have a paper tomorrow, it sucks having my birthday during final exams...sigh..had like the bestest wishes from all loved ones around me , in different countries heh it was guuuuudd. Btw the cake is nearly finishing though :p i did send my invitations to come n get some cake, to the ones within a 2km radius of muh house hehe. Just finished my Human Machines Architecture finals, and oh my god, the questions were exactly like the ones in the tutorial!! lol man i was lucky this time. The tutor apparently told that dont bother studying only the tutorials cos its gonna be totally different, but I DIDNT KNOW THIS lol so not listening in class makes a difference huh? SO DONT LISTEN IN CLASS ANYMORE lol

the last sardar-jeee.......

The bigger the belly, the higher their ranking LOL..according to OJ..dislaimer lol....

PHOTOS of The BEstest Monday post

Big Butt dude at Iranian Councelor/Embassy place thingy...


Posing Kitty...


OJ : "Oooo in pakistan we have white vans like that also...."


mmmmmm yummmmyyy subway sandwich...


Mr. Garybaldy

Bestest Monday Ever....

I had the bestest Monday ever :p No class, no tutorials, assignments DONE, off to KL. hehe on the way we saw this cat sleeping n So we went to Cyberjaya to send Ash off for her interview and then the fun begins!!! LOL KIDDING ASH :D First had to go to the Iranian Councellor Embassy place thingy in Ampang. Cos Koosha had to settle some stuff. OJ and I were waiting outside, and it was getting boring. So we decided to go in and see what's taking Koosha so long.

So as we made thru the embassy then then then there was this door, that had a no-handphone sign glued on it so we went thru that door but it just lead us to the back garden or something, so we decided that it was not the correct door lol. After finding the correct door, instantly i saw COOKIES!! so sat down first, for like 5 mins then made my move towards da cookies, chocolate chip cookies. :p Then OJ and Koosha was talking abt spot the non-iranian, so it was me DUH, more brown and sporting the mamak nose :p . THEN BEHOLD THE GUY WITH THE AWKWARD JEANS. I tell you it made is ass looked HUGE and I just couldnt let this blog entry opportunity go so easily......i took a picture.......don't worry the guy didnt know i took a picture of him looking like a clown.

Then then we went to Subways for lunch, oh no no forgot abt OJ confirming his air plane tickets but we sent him to the wrong building, where Qatar Airways office was. Anywayyyy, went to Subways AFTER that. I was sooo hungry and by the time it came to order my food, it was all excited, all those topppings and fillings and the bread and the sauce....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....picture below of my deliciouso sandwich. Being the jakun I was, I asked for all the toppings and it looked absolutely delicious! but OJ and Koosha's sandwich was much more user-friendly, easier to handle and eat, cos theirs wasnt so fat~! Mine was overflowing and all with the topppings and sauce...

Then it was off to Low Yat where OJ bought his haddisk n Koosha bought a bunch of CDs and I bought nuthin. COFFEE BEAN n TEA LEAF was awesome and FUNNY!!! As we were drinking our drinks and all (we were sitting by the glass window, seperating inside from the outside) then suddenly this guy sat right outside the glass window. the best part it this dude was balding and his hair was like shaved into this V shape lol...again another picuture....

Then back to Cyberjaya to pick up Ash and here comes another photo taking session there was this big guy lol sardarji dont know why it was funnny, apparently only to me but hey i took his picture too :p

Killing time....

Btw, this is my cool and hip great grandma~~! :D



Ash n Burn



Burn, Ash n OJ

Mission Impossible.......

My weekend was really awesome considering that Ash, Shakir, OJ and
Kooshball n Pejman (I think thats how u spell his name) n Ali Reza
watched MI3. MAN IT WAS NOTHING SHORT OF AWESOME. The storyline was
just great.Really kept me at the edge of my seat lol. and DARN THAT
LARGE COKE, it was really going thru me which made me wanna PEE REALLY
BADLY but NO!!!! MIND OVER MATTER....MUST...WATCH...TILL...FINISH...CAN"T...AFFORD...TO...MISS...
ANYTHING~!!!! After the movie was over, oh my god!! The state of the men's toilet was just HORRIFYING, people were lining up INSIDE THE
BATHROOM to use the URINALS and CUBICLES...I just wasn't that brave
nor keen to line up.

So as we made our way down to our getaway car...my van.. (MI3) is
really getting my all hyper, several obstacles came between needing to
go to the bathroom urgently to relieve myself of the 2L coke that i
chugged down and paying the parking ticket. This STUPID GUy, with his
crapped up WIRA, windows rolled down, smoking nicely taking his own
sweet time to pass us cos we needed to get out. My window was open and
so was his, so I shouted "MOOOVEEEEE LARRRRRR~!!!!!!" My voice being
irritatingly shrill and annoying as it is travelled outta the van and
the idiot heard me and turned around. I just took this opportunity and
just dashed outta the parking space, didnt give him enough time to
think that it was actually me shouting to him to get the f*ck outta
the way. AS there was this massive line at the parking cashier counter machine
thingy, Shakir and I decided that we just needed to PEEE, so RAN OUTTA
the basement and went to the bushes outside MP - Burger King area and
then relieved ourselves....PEE OKAY(disclaimer).

What a FUN NIGHT it turned out to be lar, couldnt stop talking about
the movie as we had our supper at a mamak shop called Tiga Rose lol
somewhere near Bkt Cina. We ended up ordering quite a lotta food as
the chicken curry turned out to be great!! heheh.
oooh ooooh before the movie, we were waiting for the time to go into
the cinema at the bowling alley opposite GSC. So many people, people
bowling, people taking pictures, people taking pictures with bowling
balls, lil kids running around (1am dee still notchet sleeping sial~!)
Met Tracy and gang there with Ojen n Lil Person Yasmin and Alfian n
Andrea.

MMU AWARDS 2006

What can I say, I thought this event was going to be a flop, but it was rather "amusing". I know I had fun or what fun that was able to have. More to come with pictures. *Aya gimme pictures lar~!~!* Aya was like a cat on hot bricks, from the bus ride to Cyberjaya till the event itself. Clicking away taking photos :D

The Cat......

One night, as I was playing DOTA, as usual I was oblivious to the world and I pratically ignored anyone who would talk to me. Prem's sofa is always at an angle in his room so he was facing the door and then suddenly he shouted "EH GOT CAT LARR!!" As this was a stupid statement, I told him "Eh dont talk rubbish, we are on the second floor, no cat went pass me also "(my laptop was at the top of the stairs, if anything/anyone were to come up I would know)

Annoyed Prem came out and said that a cat just walked passs and defler went to the kitchen. I still didnt believe him..hehe...but as it turns out that a cat did SLIP BY and was hiding under Shakir's laundy basket hehe. As Prem and I were discussing on how to get it out of the house, Joey caught wind of the situation and just jerked the laundry basket and the cat just ran outta the house....haha.

Two guys were figuring out how to get rid of the cat, and all it took was a BLUR Ah-Moi called Joey to settle the quandry.

so fickle minded...

damn..i cant really get settled with a blog skin. Suddenly i realised why is my template is to the side and people tend to miss where my entries ar..(so far only OJ) lol

Our Say No to Cigarettes Campaign..

So far these are the mottos that we have:

1. You don't have enough money to eat, but you have enough to kill yourself faster?
2. By smoking you are selfishly killing your loved ones around you.
3. Somehow, getting yellow teeth, bad breath and black lips does not spell cool.

Anymore?? Please please enlighten me :D

Some Facts on Smoking....

These are only the several "Benefits" you will gain from smoking:

stained teeth, fingers, and hair;
increased frequency of colds, particularly chest colds and bronchitis;
asthma;
neuralgia;
gastrointestinal difficulties, constipation, diarrhea, and colitis;
headaches;
nausea;
convulsions;
leukoflakia (smoker's patch);
insomnia;
heart murmur;
Buerger's disease (inflammation of blood vessel linings);
shortness of breath;
arthritis;
smoker's hack;
nervousness;
wrinkles and premature aging;
tension;
gastric, duodenal, and peptic ulcers;
lung cancer;
cancer of the lip, tongue, pharynx, larynx, and bladder;
emphysema;
high blood pressure;
heart disease;
artherosclerosis & arteriosclerosis (thickening and loss of
. elasticity of the blood vessels with lessened blood flow);
inflammation of the sinus passages;
tobacco angina (nicotine angina pectoris);
pneumonia;
influenza;
pulmonary tuberculosis;
tobacco amblyopia;
impared hearing;
decreased sexual activity <---------(YOU smokers ACTUALLY PAYING FOR THIS MAN~! Where is da logic in that???);
and mental depression.

WHOOAAAA~~!!!

WHOOAAAAA~!!!!

Sparc's Non Smoking Campaign has JUST started 4 hours ago~!!with my TAG TEAM PARTNERS : The Unbeatable Aya n Unbreakable Nisha~!!!!! Awesomeness, they made three or no, four smokers BOW DOWN BEFORE THEM!!! Woohoooo will keep updating later!! :D Anyone who would like to become a committee or have ideas regarding this event PLEASE DO COME FORWARD. Any help will be absolutely appreciated.

Its 5am and I have class at 10am. hrmmm to sleep or not to sleep.....*ZZzzzZZZ*

Soup Torpedo

Papa called me just now because he was watching Anthony Bourdain on tv and the guy was eating Soup Torpedo. I assume you all know what soup torpedo contains and then he called me half screaming half laughing:


Papa: "Eh!!! you know or not what is in the soup torpedo i always like to eat????"
Bakar: "Yeah lar of course I know thats why I dont eat it!!!"
Papa: "You should have told me!!"

Everytime we go makan at places that serves soup torpedo, he will have it!! YUCKS!!!!!

Oh yeah .....

-Oh yeaa...-

After like dunno how long dee, finally I saw CK and Victor at Summer Night City Prom. Victor looks slightly thinner than last time, CK looks the same to me, then came Sean, apparently has a new nickname, who give osso I don't know, oh yeah mine is Flaming Toad....(long story)...LYDIA CAME!! wooohooo. I tell you ar Lydia, you looked really pretty and we literally had to grab her off her seat and ask her to dance. Alex Oh apa lagi, Suzan nicely sitting there also defler kecop to go dancing. HEHEH I had to dither from VIP table to friends table to VIP table.

Boring lar sitting at VIP table. Our VIP, Dr Eddy Chong was busy eating away, MAN THE GUY CAN EAT!! He had like second helpings of almost EVERYTHING, Mr Syukor on the other hand was busy talking to him about dunno whut. I had to keep Water City Resort VIPs settled.

The food on the other hand, for the normal guests, were not as promised. It was much much less than what we agreed on and some tables were practically starved of dessert.

My Date! - Bavani was my date for the night. Bestest Alpha mate since Early Entrance program and best chat buddy online also! :D This girl can move man on the dancefloor!!! haha Everytime I would escape to their table, she'll be like telling me "Eh no one attending to the VIPs lar, better go back" haha. Just read some of Thye Shin's blog entries, whoa defler really knows how to complain sial!! lol

Pocket Change, man this group was AWESOME. Exceeds expectations lar this group, though not really a Jazz Band but they can perform and their singer, awesomeness!!

Still awaiting pictures from here and there....later will write summore, supposed to be finishing my Economics assignment but suddenly felt the itch to blog and the itch to blog was bigger :p

Prom Photosss.....

At the moment this is the ONLY prom photo that I LIKE :p LOL more to come later...others are in NIsha's digital camera! NISHAAA I WANNNTTT...

Finally!!!

SPARC|FEst and Summer Night City Prom is OVER. A lot of work i tell you a LOT. We were from selling Waffles, Ice Cream, Hot Dogs and Yeos drinks at CLC concourse to decorating from 12am till 7am at Water City Resort the next day, dont really know how we managed to do it all.

I rememberd the aches and pain mixing waffle batter then buttering the waffle cooker, so the batter wont stick but it will stick anyway and then need to spread the waffle with the flavors arrrrgghhh never again i tell you!!! esp the savoury waffles. oh my god it was good business but I honestly dont think I have the energy to go through another round of waffle making from 10am to 6pm with measely 30mins breaks in between. At one time i got soo tired of making waffles, just sat down and instructed juniors on waffle making :p BUT most of the time was teasing Aya on how her waffles dont come out as nice :D

The teasing went to far, Aya came at me with hands smudged with peanut butter, chocolate and butter and just strangled me. =_=" started lar...strangling each other, kicking and punching...everyone watching President and Vpresident fighting, in front of juniors, like small kids in the middle of CLC Concourse LOL!!! Now in the middle of looking for a nice blog skin to change to...sigh soo many to choose from....

Mr Bean is not dead.....stupid OJ

I would like to announce my despair that I got blindly fooled by my fellow Pakistani friend called OSMAN!!!! He told me that Rowan Atkinson passed away! Sigh then the movie Keeping Mom came out and I was like...AIKKKSSS!!!! Keeping Mom was extremely funny. Ash, myself, Oj, Marc and Uziee went to see it, Ash and I couldnt supress the laughter anymore and started laughing like total idiots in the cinema filled with people who didnt get the jokes.... =_="

Survey for Avis Garden 2in1 Shampoo n Body Wash

1. If you saw a shampoo named AVIS garden Fruit Fusion revitalizing 2 in 1 Body & Hair Shampoo, would it entice/get the better of your curiosity to try it out?

2. Do you have a preference for a botanical/organic 2 in 1 Body & Hair Shampoo on the market?

3. What is the most important element you consider when you are trying out a new shampoo/body shampoo?

4. Does a 2 in 1 Body & Hair Shampoo with three ranges including the ingredients of the below appeal to you?

a) Normal range - Pomegranate, Grapefruit, Honey and Passion fruit
b) Sensitive range - Yogurt, Avocado Oil, Karite Butter
c) Professional range – Cocoa butter

5. How much would you pay for an organically driven 2 in 1 body & hair shampoo?

6. Would you use a 2 in 1 Body & Hair Shampoo? If not, please state why.

What is the world coming to?

Iran Focus

Tehran, Iran, Jan. 07 – An Iranian court has sentenced a teenage rape victim to death by hanging after she weepingly confessed that she had unintentionally killed a man who had tried to rape both her and her niece.

The state-run daily Etemaad reported on Saturday that 18-year-old Nazanin confessed to stabbing one of three men who had attacked the pair along with their boyfriends while they were spending some time in a park west of the Iranian capital in March 2005.

Nazanin, who was 17 years old at the time of the incident, said that after the three men started to throw stones at them, the two girls’ boyfriends quickly escaped on their motorbikes leaving the pair helpless.

She described how the three men pushed her and her 16-year-old niece Somayeh onto the ground and tried to rape them, and said that she took out a knife from her pocket and stabbed one of the men in the hand.

As the girls tried to escape, the men once again attacked them, and at this point, Nazanin said, she stabbed one of the men in the chest. The teenage girl, however, broke down in tears in court as she explained that she had no intention of killing the man but was merely defending herself and her younger niece from rape, the report said.

The court, however, issued on Tuesday a sentence for Nazanin to be hanged to death.

Last week, a court in the city of Rasht, northern Iran, sentenced Delara Darabi to death by hanging charged with murder when she was 17 years old. Darabi has denied the charges.

In August 2004, Iran’s Islamic penal system sentenced a 16-year-old girl, Atefeh Rajabi, to death after a sham trial, in which she was accused of committing “acts incompatible with chastity”.

The teenage victim had no access to a lawyer at any stage and efforts by her family to retain one were to no avail. Atefeh personally defended herself and told the religious judge that he should punish those who force women into adultery, not the victims. She was eventually hanged in public in the northern town of Neka.

It has been SOOOO....err dunno...

Life is pretty boring at the moment. Damn nice ler sitting around play games :p DOTA all the time :p stop only to watch Anime and Tv Series :p Sleep, Eat, Dota, Watch downloaded episodes :p

Downloaded Mr Bean~ yippppeee and I DIDNT KNOW tht Rowan Atkinson has passed away!! since when?? sigh...anyhow his comedy is still originally funny :p

Reuters Pictures 2005....something to ponder about..

Long it has been.....

Long it has been since I updated my blog....ok who am I kidding. LONG TIME ALREADY NO POST WOR :p so much has happened, till i dunno what to write about. My dad went away for a month, to a DIFFERENT COUNTRY! and HOW awesome is that, NO IRRITATING PAPA FOR A MONTH, but that came to an end when he came back. Mean you say I am? You need to live a month, no a week, I WILL GIVE YOU AN HOUR with my old pops and I will be in fits of laughter. OJ the Pakistani moved in since his house has no electricity so another DOTA buddy in the house, much to Shakir's dismay :D Midterms was just over for me and Shakir has turned into a nerd-wannabe. Pictures!! yeah pictures!! I will post more pictures!

Ash's 22nd Birthday at Secret Recipe....

Ash: I want everything on the menu, because its my birthday!
Vivien: ooh my gat(god)She wants everything, BCB around the corner......



Shakir : Mmmm i vant to yeat my banana split!



Joey: Oh shit...ash wants everything...i think got enuff money wor..
Shakir: pppssttt...joey how lar...not enuff money lar...how lar how???



..Pyramid photo :p

Everyone left.......

Wow....it just hit me, Joey just left....whoa...and Vivien...and soon ASH. crap....not gonna see Joey for the next 5 months...sigh...how I wish she was nearer, like KL perhaps...atleast I will be seeing Shakir, Ash and Vivien though...just a slow drive up to KL wont do me any harm....and not gonna see Sam eva again....graduated liao...gone..pooofff to UK....damn...ah well..what to do...life goes on....

-It's the little things that matter, the big things take care of themselves.....-:-Dad-(hey, he actually said that and it has been stuck in muh head eva since small....)

The "Wonder" Bra....

Well as you can see it is a normal tree in a housing area...but wait.....take a closer look.....observe....




Well...Well..Well...someone was REALLY in a hurry. Apparently to Joey, after much evaluation and study of this peculiar bra, she concluded tht this is a very expensive bra, but why would someone throw it away? :p HAHA i found it soo hilarious and decided to take a pic...tht time we were helping Uzma to shift into her new house :D...really made us "wonder" where it came from HAHAHAHA :p

Pictures that I find amusing....

Ash and OJ and I were supposed to eat all this.....at Burger King Malacca for Buka Puasa...a bit the greedy right? hehe noler...its cause we have coupons, buy one free one :p



Again and top view of what we were supposed to eat.....actually only OJ finished what he ordered, Ash and I could only eat one of our burgers each, ended up bungkus the the rest :p

Holidays again....

I HATE HOLIDAYS!!! arrrrgggghhhhh crap crap crap crap ME NO LIKEY>>>>.i have to stay at home with PARENTS!! NO NO NO~!! and NO i am NOT MEAN and ungrateful, ONE DAY in my shoes with my parents and YOU will know EXACTLY whut I mean~!

But.....the other thing is....everyone is gone~!! uhuh and I am left at my own devices again...sighs...whut to do....this is probably the best time to reminisence....and also keep muh blog up to date....my cousins keep on asking me when i am coming back to Seremban...haih didnt know they actually wanted me there hahaha....

OOh yeah the other day sent good ol' Sam to KLIA as he has graduated and now is living it up in London...lucky fellar....

ooh yeah and normal bickering between me and muh dad on the phone...normal lar..I am trying to explain something to him, he just wunt listen....i tell u at times just feel like ignoring his calls....atleast Mom sms, he calls, sms i can reply to later..haha

Incident at 637F....

If you didnt know 637F is the house address where we all reside. The absolutely blogworthy incident happened the other day.

Bob, being Bob, went to take a leak in the bathroom, but somehow he thought he was in for a quickie leak...but little did he know...Vivien was on the prowl, as she needed to use the bathroom also.....ALAS~!!!! Bob forgot to close the bathroom door properly - Vivien entered while Bob was in mid stream - She shouted "Oh my ggaatttt~!" translated to Oh my God~!

She quickly ran back into the hall and into Ash's room where Ash followed suit and shut the door behind them to discuss about what she had seen, apparently it was THAT interesting that an emergency conference was held in Ash;s room, Joey on the other hand did not want to miss out on the discussion, ran to the room, but instead of turning the door knob, she ran right into the door, which in return did not open as she failed to turn the door knob properly...I was in fits of laughter by now...

Bob came outta the bathroom all smiles, thinking that he had done Vivien a great favor, but to his suprise, she was pretty affected by the incident~! HAHAHA...

Apparently the incident happened like so:

1. Vivien didnt bother asking whether anyone was in the bathroom.
2. Bob was in mid stream
3. Vivien screamed "Ooh my gaatt" and Bob instead of shying away, gave her a full frontal of whatever he has to offer.

Poor Vivien, ooh imagine the HORROR!!!!

MOhamed Dawood Surviving in the World of IT.

I got a call at 8am in the morning from Papa. He said to me "Bakar, I forgot to sign out at the Cyber Cafe earlier on today, can you please sign out for me?".

I had to take a minute to stifle my laughter then I replied, "Yes, papa, I already logged out for you" HAHA It was too early to be technical with papa, so I just said "OK Ok I am doing it for you now." haih.... :p

Final Examination Blues.....

The well known Final Exam syndrome it back again, where last minute studying and sleepless nights appears before us again. If anyone sleeps at 12am:

"Why you sleeping so early? Dont wanna study issit?"

The Ah Soes, at the market, selling nasi lemak will be laughing in her sleep as she reels in the profit from miserable students who crawl in to the market searching for something to eat.

They'll be arguing to each other about petty little things like:

"Don't give them too much sambal, later you dont have enough for later."

"Stupid kids, we give them sambal, but never eat, wasting only."

Their husbands make an appearance at the market to help reel in the dough, though they don't look pretty happy about it, as they are probably used to sleeping at home and go Yum Cha all the time with their buddies talking abt how their wives forever nagging them to help at the pasar, for some unknown reason, they gave up fighting with their wives and decide to come and help.

Maybe nagging and bickering really works....(must ask mom and grandma, confirmation from dad).

Now its 5.12am and we just came back from Zubeidaa, MITC. Normal lar...we guys, "discuss" regarding everything that wouldn't the least affect our lives. Why do we do it then? simple....its fun. :p

Prem is watching Million Dollar Baby, when he has an exam in 10 hours, Bob is playing DOTA on my lappy because Shakir's computer's graphic just doesnt cut it and I have decided to pour my thoughts into my dearest blog (Yess I know graphics on my lappy lollita is awesome). Like my new layout? Remi if you are reading this, it is NICE and I LIKE IT :p I know u programmer, but ME NOT PROGRAMMER :p Aya u better like it osso :p

Shakir is in his towel while holding his underwear in one hand. I have told him that it is hazzardous to the surroundings, waving his underwear like tht, I kesiankan my lappy and myself. As long as it does not stray out of your hands, I am fine with ur underwear habits. More to come.......

Random Images that makes me smile~!

Willy Wonka's Amazing Creations...

Haih....brings back the good ol' memories when I was ACTUALLY reading books~!! :p Finally the movie, MODERN one mind that came out and it exceeded muh expectations~! :p

Found these on the net, take a glance~! :p :

THE ROCK-CANDY MINE - 10,000 FEET DEEP

COKERNUT-ICE SKATING RINKS

TOFFEE-APPLE TREES FOR PLANTING OUT IN YOUR GARDEN - ALL SIZES

EXPLODING SWEETS FOR YOUR ENEMIES

LUMINOUS LOLLIES FOR EATING IN BED AT NIGHT

MINT JUJUBES FOR THE BOYS NEXT DOOR - THEY'LL GIVE HIM GREEN TEETH FOR A MONTH

CAVITY-FILLING CARAMELS - NO MORE DENTISTS

STICKJAW FOR TALKATIVE PARENTS

WRIGGLE-SWEETS THAT WRIGGLE DELIGHTFULLY IN YOUR TUMMY AFTER SWALLOWING

INVISIBLE CHOCOLATE BARS FOR EATING IN CLASS

SUGAR-COATED PENCILS FOR SUCKING

FIZZY LEMONADE SWIMMING POOLS

MAGIC HAND-FUDGE - WHEN YOU HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND, YOU TASTE IT IN YOUR MOUTH

RAINBOW DROPS - SUCK THEM AND YOU CAN SPIT IN SIX DIFFERENT COLOURS


EATABLE MARSHMALLOW PILLOWS

LICKABLE WALLPAPER FOR NURSERIES

HOT ICE CREAMS FOR COLD DAYS

COW THAT GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK

FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

SQUARE SWEETS THAT LOOK ROUND

Desmond Moso;s Burfday Pictyres -2

Desmond Moso;s Burfday Pictyres

Rescued by REMI~!

Then yay, just in time when muh parents came back i CIAO! rescued by Remi again HEHE :p Cepat cepat i went in to his car :D My nephews saw Remi first:

Nazeef (youngest nephew): MAMU~!!!(uncle) your friend is here~!! Can I wave to him? please?
Me: Yeah yeah go wave~!! :p

Yay then then then went to Petrol station, realised that koh koh forgot his wallet :p

Then got movie tickets to watch Red Eye, was sorta skeptical about the movie, but then it turned out to be superb!!! awesome lar~! hehe Feel like wanna watch it again...

Then before that, we had dinner with Kin, dunno what to eat lar, suggested Peranakan Food but but but I just came from Malacca wor, got sooo many Peranakan food there, hehe, then dunno how ended up in Burger King hahah, also my favorite!! :p

Then went bowling after dinner, whoalao, skills from dunno-where all came out...Kin dengan style crouching kancil hidden tikus hehehe, me with dengan pakai baling aje, ben ben and remi were good!!! haha maybe secretly practising...:p I got last btw...sien!!! haha Kin couldnt stay fer the movie, had to go......after that online a bit...testing connection at remi's house with Dota, realised that was soooo sleepy to play DOTA, finally went to bed...:p I had TONS of fun~!

Weekend ooooohh weekend...

Wow....I think ar...I had a very good, clubbing free weekend, remi ar...asyik asyik tanyer whether I wanna go or not, macam cannot believe only when I said dont want :p When he knows the exact reason dont want to go~! still mau tanya haha..

Sigh it was damn funny lar...summore ben ben was sick, kecian ben. Arrived at PJ house around 9pm and then straight away tested the Wireless Connection and it was excellent, can nicely play dota all :D Usual DOTA sleeping time is about 4am lar, naturally I woke up around 11am :p My aunt had some guest, I was in muh Sarong Pants, excellent pants by the way, dengan muka tak malu, went to kitchen buat muke deeeekkk aje eating toast and teh tarik :p

Then I finally finished attending the wedding at Tmn Melawati (my god the briyanni was soo rich) then Remi koh koh finally replied muh message, so i made muh way to his place ler, first person gua nampak was Nick, let out a big sigh of relief when saw Remi there sitting quietly on the sofa :p THen as usual he tanya what I wanna do ;p, GO WATCH MOVIE, Charlie!! but then see full liao...sighs....decided to go B.Bintang then, had muh favorite Swensen's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm had Sticky Chocolate Sundae...soo sticky the chocolate, cannot see Charlie, i replace with Swensen's Ice Choc Ice Cream :D

Then afta tht Remi sent me back home to PJ, then what else lar, my Dad and my football frenzy cousins all went to Modesto's to watch some football match between dunno who and dunno who HAHA I was at home happily playing DOTA till 4am again :p

The next day was pretty much the same, Mom and Dad melepaskan diri, ciao somewhere, nicely left a message beside muh bed, "Bakar, we went out dee, kejap je" Their "kejap je" was 4 hours. hahaha They missed the briyanni, oooh my god mamak family and their briyanni lar!! I already nicely whallop the briyanni the day before at the wedding , then for lunch, briyanni again, sigh must be nice and sweet, I whallop again lar just to be nice :p

its been a reallly reallly long time...

its been a reallly reallly long time...until dunno what to post dee, well actually got a lot lar to say.

Yesterday, we all no work, went to the Chinese Cemetary at 1am, actually it wasnt pretty scary lar, bcos it was sooo bright, moon was shining real bright.

OOOOO then then, MMU Finance Dept got a screwing, and it was SOOOO much fun!! This arabian dude was drunk..haha and lashed out at the Senior Finance officer, whooooaaaa damn lar...i wanted to take a picture!!! shit but i think i'll kena marah osso if i did :p

Sigh finally someone shouting at Finance Dept. Defler nicely kutuk kutuk all, and all the stupid lady can do was sit and smile .


ok ok later i write summore :p

White Lies....

WOW!! I am soooo glad I DID NOT TELL MUH PARENTS tht MMU is having a ONE WEEK HOLIDAY! hahah, I am MEAN you say? HELL NO, I experienced ONLY ONE DAY with them again and WHAM it hit me, THANK GOD they dont know I am on holidays now, or not what I went through today, will be 7 TIMES WORSE.

As soon as I got home, I had to hear a lecture on the court case, DDUUUHHHHH I know all about it.

And then bicker bicker bicker, everything I do and dont do , ade aje problems.....aarrrrggghhhhhhhh. Made me a driver, go pick up this go pick up tht,go see this person and go see that person.

So I am back in heaven, NO PARENTS..YIPPPEEEE!~!

PS: I am NOT MEAN!

Court Case....

Grandad's 4th family is suing us. Wow, whats new. They have been forever trying to steal away what's rightfully ours. Our whole family was up in arms with these Indian idiots, who can't keep their hands to themselves.

Don't know what I am talking about har? Take a read:

http://www.bharian.com.my/m/BHarian/Thursday/Mukadepan/20050728014541/Article/

Anyway, I bet grandad is turning in his grave now, to see what his so called children from India is trying to do.

And guess what? At the hearing, one of the idiots had the cheek to come up to my aunt and say "Why can't we settle this outside the court?" WHAT THE FUCK? They were the ones who brought us to court and now asking why we can't resolve this matter outside? Real jackasses. All about money, iyeap, maybe they spent all what grandad left them in India and now they are just looking for another source of income to sponge from. We have been soo nice to them , accomodating them here when they come over unannounced, invited them into our homes, but they turn around and take us to court, is that a way to say thank you?

After embarassing our family by having the press coming over, why so kepoh man? I bet you they were the ones that called the press...what the hell, even that they reported things incorrectly and made us look like crooks. Grandad left these idiots a whole bunch of land in India, do you see us being "jakuns" trying to take it away from them? NO. Secrets. That is what keeping us from humiliating them, but too late now, EVERYTHING is coming out.

By the way, this case was thrown out in HIGH COURT and CIVIL COURT, and now they are bringing it into Syariah Court? They are soo dead, this case is going to get thrown out faster than they can spell MONEY!

Sigh....

It has been awhile since my blog has been updated, but doesnt mean I have forgotten abt blogging. There's sooo much to say, just need to find the proper words to represent my thoughts.

Can you raed tihs?

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Miss the Hotel and the people...

Sighs...finally the semester has started and I miss answering the phone at the hotel, "Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening, I.S.Department" miss answering the phone, miss George and Rambabu, my bosses who always scold me for chatting too much hahah.

Miss the hotel's awesome air conditioning system, esp near the Server Room, excellent, now gotta bear with MMU's lousy air cond. Miss the "free" telephone, courtesy of Royal Adelphi hehehe.

Miss seeing how Finance people work so hard.

Now back in Malacca, soo freaking hot, the house is like an oven, its in a total mess.

Now, internet connection is slow, bobbie doggie has moved in with Tun Prem. Diyanah has been posting fake messages from ME lar konon, like lar people will believe lar Kak Yan HAHA :p

Cannot wait for the Mystery Machine aka VW Combi to be ready!! yyipppeee fun fun, will take all muh buddies out for a ride it in :D

heheh diyanah, my mango stealing cousin at the salon HEHE straightening her hair wor HEHE
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new hairstyle wor !! haha gnna shy away from spikey hair for the time being hehe but its still SORTA spikey :D
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Well, time to blog again. Lately been soo layzee to blog, but after much complaints from my cousin, Diyanah, the mango stealer..hehe and I should really post more stories about bibik jahat.. :D

First things first, need to brag a little bit, Take a look at my new phone muhahahahaha, oopps I mean SMARTPHONE..yeah baby yeah!!! :D
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