9.12.2005

Willy Wonka's Amazing Creations...

Haih....brings back the good ol' memories when I was ACTUALLY reading books~!! :p Finally the movie, MODERN one mind that came out and it exceeded muh expectations~! :p

Found these on the net, take a glance~! :p :

THE ROCK-CANDY MINE - 10,000 FEET DEEP

COKERNUT-ICE SKATING RINKS

TOFFEE-APPLE TREES FOR PLANTING OUT IN YOUR GARDEN - ALL SIZES

EXPLODING SWEETS FOR YOUR ENEMIES

LUMINOUS LOLLIES FOR EATING IN BED AT NIGHT

MINT JUJUBES FOR THE BOYS NEXT DOOR - THEY'LL GIVE HIM GREEN TEETH FOR A MONTH

CAVITY-FILLING CARAMELS - NO MORE DENTISTS

STICKJAW FOR TALKATIVE PARENTS

WRIGGLE-SWEETS THAT WRIGGLE DELIGHTFULLY IN YOUR TUMMY AFTER SWALLOWING

INVISIBLE CHOCOLATE BARS FOR EATING IN CLASS

SUGAR-COATED PENCILS FOR SUCKING

FIZZY LEMONADE SWIMMING POOLS

MAGIC HAND-FUDGE - WHEN YOU HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND, YOU TASTE IT IN YOUR MOUTH

RAINBOW DROPS - SUCK THEM AND YOU CAN SPIT IN SIX DIFFERENT COLOURS


EATABLE MARSHMALLOW PILLOWS

LICKABLE WALLPAPER FOR NURSERIES

HOT ICE CREAMS FOR COLD DAYS

COW THAT GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK

FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

SQUARE SWEETS THAT LOOK ROUND

8.30.2005

Rescued by REMI~!

Then yay, just in time when muh parents came back i CIAO! rescued by Remi again HEHE :p Cepat cepat i went in to his car :D My nephews saw Remi first:

Nazeef (youngest nephew): MAMU~!!!(uncle) your friend is here~!! Can I wave to him? please?
Me: Yeah yeah go wave~!! :p

Yay then then then went to Petrol station, realised that koh koh forgot his wallet :p

Then got movie tickets to watch Red Eye, was sorta skeptical about the movie, but then it turned out to be superb!!! awesome lar~! hehe Feel like wanna watch it again...

Then before that, we had dinner with Kin, dunno what to eat lar, suggested Peranakan Food but but but I just came from Malacca wor, got sooo many Peranakan food there, hehe, then dunno how ended up in Burger King hahah, also my favorite!! :p

Then went bowling after dinner, whoalao, skills from dunno-where all came out...Kin dengan style crouching kancil hidden tikus hehehe, me with dengan pakai baling aje, ben ben and remi were good!!! haha maybe secretly practising...:p I got last btw...sien!!! haha Kin couldnt stay fer the movie, had to go......after that online a bit...testing connection at remi's house with Dota, realised that was soooo sleepy to play DOTA, finally went to bed...:p I had TONS of fun~!

Weekend ooooohh weekend...

Wow....I think ar...I had a very good, clubbing free weekend, remi ar...asyik asyik tanyer whether I wanna go or not, macam cannot believe only when I said dont want :p When he knows the exact reason dont want to go~! still mau tanya haha..

Sigh it was damn funny lar...summore ben ben was sick, kecian ben. Arrived at PJ house around 9pm and then straight away tested the Wireless Connection and it was excellent, can nicely play dota all :D Usual DOTA sleeping time is about 4am lar, naturally I woke up around 11am :p My aunt had some guest, I was in muh Sarong Pants, excellent pants by the way, dengan muka tak malu, went to kitchen buat muke deeeekkk aje eating toast and teh tarik :p

Then I finally finished attending the wedding at Tmn Melawati (my god the briyanni was soo rich) then Remi koh koh finally replied muh message, so i made muh way to his place ler, first person gua nampak was Nick, let out a big sigh of relief when saw Remi there sitting quietly on the sofa :p THen as usual he tanya what I wanna do ;p, GO WATCH MOVIE, Charlie!! but then see full liao...sighs....decided to go B.Bintang then, had muh favorite Swensen's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm had Sticky Chocolate Sundae...soo sticky the chocolate, cannot see Charlie, i replace with Swensen's Ice Choc Ice Cream :D

Then afta tht Remi sent me back home to PJ, then what else lar, my Dad and my football frenzy cousins all went to Modesto's to watch some football match between dunno who and dunno who HAHA I was at home happily playing DOTA till 4am again :p

The next day was pretty much the same, Mom and Dad melepaskan diri, ciao somewhere, nicely left a message beside muh bed, "Bakar, we went out dee, kejap je" Their "kejap je" was 4 hours. hahaha They missed the briyanni, oooh my god mamak family and their briyanni lar!! I already nicely whallop the briyanni the day before at the wedding , then for lunch, briyanni again, sigh must be nice and sweet, I whallop again lar just to be nice :p

8.21.2005

its been a reallly reallly long time...

its been a reallly reallly long time...until dunno what to post dee, well actually got a lot lar to say.

Yesterday, we all no work, went to the Chinese Cemetary at 1am, actually it wasnt pretty scary lar, bcos it was sooo bright, moon was shining real bright.

OOOOO then then, MMU Finance Dept got a screwing, and it was SOOOO much fun!! This arabian dude was drunk..haha and lashed out at the Senior Finance officer, whooooaaaa damn lar...i wanted to take a picture!!! shit but i think i'll kena marah osso if i did :p

Sigh finally someone shouting at Finance Dept. Defler nicely kutuk kutuk all, and all the stupid lady can do was sit and smile .


ok ok later i write summore :p

7.31.2005

White Lies....

WOW!! I am soooo glad I DID NOT TELL MUH PARENTS tht MMU is having a ONE WEEK HOLIDAY! hahah, I am MEAN you say? HELL NO, I experienced ONLY ONE DAY with them again and WHAM it hit me, THANK GOD they dont know I am on holidays now, or not what I went through today, will be 7 TIMES WORSE.

As soon as I got home, I had to hear a lecture on the court case, DDUUUHHHHH I know all about it.

And then bicker bicker bicker, everything I do and dont do , ade aje problems.....aarrrrggghhhhhhhh. Made me a driver, go pick up this go pick up tht,go see this person and go see that person.

So I am back in heaven, NO PARENTS..YIPPPEEEE!~!

PS: I am NOT MEAN!

Court Case....

Grandad's 4th family is suing us. Wow, whats new. They have been forever trying to steal away what's rightfully ours. Our whole family was up in arms with these Indian idiots, who can't keep their hands to themselves.

Don't know what I am talking about har? Take a read:

http://www.bharian.com.my/m/BHarian/Thursday/Mukadepan/20050728014541/Article/

Anyway, I bet grandad is turning in his grave now, to see what his so called children from India is trying to do.

And guess what? At the hearing, one of the idiots had the cheek to come up to my aunt and say "Why can't we settle this outside the court?" WHAT THE FUCK? They were the ones who brought us to court and now asking why we can't resolve this matter outside? Real jackasses. All about money, iyeap, maybe they spent all what grandad left them in India and now they are just looking for another source of income to sponge from. We have been soo nice to them , accomodating them here when they come over unannounced, invited them into our homes, but they turn around and take us to court, is that a way to say thank you?

After embarassing our family by having the press coming over, why so kepoh man? I bet you they were the ones that called the press...what the hell, even that they reported things incorrectly and made us look like crooks. Grandad left these idiots a whole bunch of land in India, do you see us being "jakuns" trying to take it away from them? NO. Secrets. That is what keeping us from humiliating them, but too late now, EVERYTHING is coming out.

By the way, this case was thrown out in HIGH COURT and CIVIL COURT, and now they are bringing it into Syariah Court? They are soo dead, this case is going to get thrown out faster than they can spell MONEY!

Sigh....

It has been awhile since my blog has been updated, but doesnt mean I have forgotten abt blogging. There's sooo much to say, just need to find the proper words to represent my thoughts.

6.24.2005

Can you raed tihs?

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

6.16.2005

Miss the Hotel and the people...

Sighs...finally the semester has started and I miss answering the phone at the hotel, "Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening, I.S.Department" miss answering the phone, miss George and Rambabu, my bosses who always scold me for chatting too much hahah.

Miss the hotel's awesome air conditioning system, esp near the Server Room, excellent, now gotta bear with MMU's lousy air cond. Miss the "free" telephone, courtesy of Royal Adelphi hehehe.

Miss seeing how Finance people work so hard.

Now back in Malacca, soo freaking hot, the house is like an oven, its in a total mess.

Now, internet connection is slow, bobbie doggie has moved in with Tun Prem. Diyanah has been posting fake messages from ME lar konon, like lar people will believe lar Kak Yan HAHA :p

Cannot wait for the Mystery Machine aka VW Combi to be ready!! yyipppeee fun fun, will take all muh buddies out for a ride it in :D

5.30.2005


heheh diyanah, my mango stealing cousin at the salon HEHE straightening her hair wor HEHE
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new hairstyle wor !! haha gnna shy away from spikey hair for the time being hehe but its still SORTA spikey :D
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Well, time to blog again. Lately been soo layzee to blog, but after much complaints from my cousin, Diyanah, the mango stealer..hehe and I should really post more stories about bibik jahat.. :D

First things first, need to brag a little bit, Take a look at my new phone muhahahahaha, oopps I mean SMARTPHONE..yeah baby yeah!!! :D
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4.29.2005

Bibik Kenakan ME!!!

Bibik jahat!!!! (My aunty's indonesian maid)..hehe. Today had a wonderful lunch:

chicken curry,
rice,
pacheri terung(brinjal sambal) - muh favorite,
thairu (plain yogurt eaten with rice),
fried chicken,
Stir fried vegetables - it was more like sambal jawa or something along those lines.

Typical Friday lunch after prayers ler :p ok ok so here's the thing, after lunch, the only ones left was Diyanah (my cousin) and I. So we were finishing off the Indian Mangoes lar..then there was one piece left, Diyanah quickly forked it and ate it just as I was about to go for it...then Bibik, saw us fighting over the piece, she said:

"Jangan gaduh, belakang banyak lagi"

So i was happy lar, b'cos Diyana had lost.....but....

I was about to stick muh tongue out to her, to teast her, when Bibik said...

"Kulit mangga ade lar"

*piiaaaakkkk* terkena from Bibik, Diyanah couldnt help but laugh like the crazy girl she is hahah....I too thought it was damn hilarious :p


here is another story about Bibik..

Every morning, DIyanah's younger brother, Juhaidi, will have cereal for breakfast. One day Juhaidi's breakfast was a lil funky...

Juhaidi : Bibik susu nih tak sedap lar bibik!! (with a FULL ON American ACCENT as this is how he turned out after years and years of Cartoon Network)

Then Nizam drank his coffee, some sort of instant frapuccino, (Diyanah's eldest brother)

Nizam : Bibik!!! Dah basi lar susu nih!!

Bibik : Laaahhh..bibik ingatkan kopi Nizam rasanya macam itu!!!


So with this in mind, and fully loaded with amunition i kenakan Bibik again:

As she was laughing cos I brought up the Kulit Mangga story, I fired my ammunition:

Burn: Bibik, susu basi ade tak?

She was SHOCKED!!! heheh Cos i wasnt there when the incident happened hehehehe :p

4.26.2005


This one not clear...hehe cos using diff camera phone :p not mine also hehe
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ALso after work...my aunt was actually behind me smiling hahhahah
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After work! hehehe testing camera phone!! :p
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Currently Addicted To:

Micheal Buble
Home

Another summer day
Is come and gone away
In Paris and Rome
But I wanna go home
Mmmmmmmm

Maybe surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel all alone
I just wanna go home
Oh I miss you, you know

And I’ve been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you
Each one a line or two
“I’m fine baby, how are you?”
Well I would send them but I know that it’s just not enough
My words were cold and flat
And you deserve more than that

Another aeroplane
Another sunny place
I’m lucky I know
But I wanna go home
Mmmm, I’ve got to go home

Let me go home
I’m just too far from where you are
I wanna come home

And I feel just like I’m living someone else’s life
It’s like I just stepped outside
When everything was going right
And I know just why you could not
Come along with me
But this was not your dream
But you always believe in me

Another winter day has come
And gone away
And even Paris and Rome
And I wanna go home
Let me go home

And I’m surrounded by
A million people I
Still feel alone
Oh, let go home
Oh, I miss you, you know

Let me go home
I’ve had my run
Baby, I’m done
I gotta go home
Let me go home
It will all right
I’ll be home tonight
I’m coming back home

4.24.2005

Family Day at Petronas....

OK how shall I explain this somewhat wierd experience, well thanks to Fade, my friends and I managed to get to help out at this Petronas Family day event. Whoa when I heard it was Petronas's Family Day, thinking how technologically advanced Petronas is, I would think that it would be an event to remember, but it turned out to be a 2 hour nap, poof forgot all abt it, next thing I knew I was having muh Buger RnB at Uni. Apartments....

Anyway here goes, my high expectations plumetted as soon as it turned out to be a mediocre family day, sigh...nvm ler RM50 is still money kan? :p We were assigned to look after the games booth, sigh again disspointment ...ok betta stop complainin'...immediately armies of kids came at us, wanting to have a go, ok ler...try, but their try was becoming more to a practise, then famous phrases were heard once again:

"Ala Bang, practise jer..skiiiiiitttt je lagi...?"
"Kejap jer...alah meh ler sini..."
"Tolong lar, prektise je bang, lepas ni main betul betul"

The event hasnt even started and kids were already lining up to play the games, which if you succeeded, you get second rated toys, which are either rejects or just not meant to be put on the market...hahaha just kidding they werent THAT bad :D

After millions and millions of little rats playing the games, winning prizes, the wheather didnt really help...it was BLLLARRRDDEEE HOT LER!! crap...

We saw:

1. Mothers washing their kids backsides where people wash their hand and face! ...(eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

2. Kids learning bad words, from us who else, after cursing the wheather....
3. Already memorised which kid is more trouble than the other.
4. Which kid has mastered which game, and how we need to change it.
5. Determine where we can get good lunch, amongst the various stalls that has been setup and how fast the ice cream melts even before you eat it.

6. Which of the toys that you "sayang" that you want to give away cos it looks nice and cuddly and furry and cute.

7. Which of the toys you think are just butt ugly.

Second stage, after lunch break, whooaa by this time we ACTUALLY RAN OUT OF TOYS...AMAZING i tell you :p So thanks to that we had a healthy 1hour 30mins break which we used by getting lost driving around Tangga Batu trying to get back to Malacca Town because we were told to go and pick up the new toys at Malacca Town. We all took the chance to jump in the Satria that Fade had rented, because of the Air Cond and the vehicle we came in, THE RUSA..(reminds self: need to blog abt THE RUSA) was just CRAP, air cond was non existant lar....and also THANK GOD we went into Fade's rented Satria or not we all would've experienced "THE BOB"..(reminds self AGAIN: need to blog abt THE BOB), you know why?? cos BOB TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT..huhuhuh crying....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You know whut WET DOGS smell like?? HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING BOBBY DOGGIE!! :p

Dont really blame him ler..it was tooo hot, I was sitting in the back seat with Ash and Desmond, I was in the Middle, immediately these people fell asleep...sigh..I was giving Fade directions from the back, thinking that we are nearer to Malacca Town, turned out that we are NO WHERE NEAR Malacca Town, instead we MANAGED to get BACK TO TANGGA BATU hahaha back to square one....

Sigh, after picking up the extra presents,we found out that the presents, were exactly the same as the ones earlier...more SIGH...

ok lar...once we got back, slightly recharged after the little sleep off in the car, we were at 50% battery power, entertained more KIDS. Well adults also played ler...got this one uncle, main for the daughter, defler trying to kao all the toys all for his daughter..grreeeddddyyy pig!!!

Ater that kan, what we were praying for the past 4 hours, FINALLY CAME, jeng jeng jeng it rained like COWS AND CAMELS...no more Cats and Dogs, too small dee...whooaaaaaaa sooooo nice.......NOOTT!! We had to pack up and got SOAKED BIG TIME LEH>...sigh....my shoe all habis basah, but June June and Fade got soaked majorly man, Indhran useless ass, sparked this idea, taking the banner, holding it above ourr heads and RUN, but knowing Indhran, defler tarik too fast, he was leading us back to our vehicles, June June and Fade kena tertinggal, in the rain, finished ler June June fell sick, was drenched, Bob was being lazy cos he cannot hold the banner above his head cos everyone was taller than him , so he was just walking in the middle HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :p sowwwwiiieee bobbie doggiee! :p just had to do it ler....I think can....like that leh..hahaha :p nothing great liao.....then it was cash time, RM50 to each and every one of us, 15 in total i THINK, after that spent the RM50 in one shot, makan at Simply Fish in Malacca Raya HAHAHAHAHA...:p

4.18.2005

Outing with Family at Mahkota Parade...

I thought this one going to be a harmless, family outing with mommy and daddy and lil bro Karim. Well that turned out to be *eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk* wrong wrong wrong....

As soon as we arrived at the lifts, I began to feel that SOMETHING is bound to go wrong/happen/will happen....BAM..i was write, the bumping into friends session has begun. I met Eryana and her BF at the lifts, wow, very awkward as she, for one likes to make fun of me...haha..she had to bite her tongue ALL THROUGH OUT THE ONE FLOOR ELEVATOR RIDE hahaha it was hard I suppose!! hahahaha...We arrived at our floor, "Prom King~!" she managed to whisper hehehe and with a snicker on her face, the elevator door closed hahaha.

Headed straight to STARBUCKS< cos mommy wanted to sit down and have a drink, cos the last time, daddy was rushing her and it some what upseted her :p sigh whut to do...drink drink drink, had like a few free drinks due to the voucher(THANK YOU SPARC) :D

Okay after having a few drinks, I didnt really bump into any other friends, but....*eeeeeeeekkk* again I was wrong, Subash and Marilyn appeared :D no and thats not all ladies and gentleman, Kuna and bf, King appeared...this is starting to freak me out~!!! hahaha It seems that other people too had the same idea of coming to Mahkota Parade, where else lar to go kan in Melaka hahahah...

Why am I making such a fuss you say abt bumping into friends? Well the thing is, I JUST HATE it when my dad meets muh friends, really...its like he starts commenting and starts talking abt them, bla bla bla they are not ex-convicts for god's sake, or drug dealers, or anything...MY FRIENDS LAR!! sigh sigh sigh..just irritates me sometimes how he goes on and on talking abt my friends...daddy, you need to learn to keep your opinions to yourself...shhhhhhhh

Holidays.....YAHOOO~!!

For Once, I am not bickering abt it being the holidays, heheh guess why, cos I am working baybeee!! Part time in the I.T.Dept at Royal Adelphi, runned by muh kind uncle who gave me a job there, doing whut exactly you say, even I am not too sure :D

All I know is, I wont be listening to my Dad bickering abt how useless I am and how I ma not doing enough things...yada yada yada, me is vewweeyy happpeee! :D Finally someting worthwhile doing during the holidays, not to mention this is probably the longest holiday I can actually remember being happy about :D

Looser, no life, whutever, call me wutever you like, me is veeewweeey happy me got job! :D

4.06.2005


bowwwwrrreeedddd
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me soooo booowwwwrrrdddd
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It was soo boring till muh neck started hurtin..
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Seee...bored still...
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still nothing to do....
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wa dun haf anythin do leh...
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Again I was bored....
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I was bored and here is the outcome~! :D Good Luck everybady fer yeh exams!! :D
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A picture speaks a thousand words - I am bored :D
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4.01.2005

Finally...

Got my new DVD-RW Super Combo from ACER dee!! SuperACERMAN(blur you say? read previous posts ) was there too! :D As usual, going by the name of SuperACERMAN, he again did the ritual of taking muh Ah-May-Zing Laptop apart and as an additional customer service speciality, he cleaned muh monitor fer me, yay! no more lil kids finger prints!! :D *hafta buy Empty DVD's soon....*

wooohooo gonna be playing CS soon, *probably gonna get muh @$$ kicked by AHH FAATTT!!!* :P

3.28.2005

Currently Addicted To:

Akon - Mr. Lonely........

Lonely im so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely,

Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno got to have one good girl whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the bullshit then one day she cant take it no more and decides to leave

I wont up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuz
Ever since my girl left me, my whole left life came crashin

Im so lonely (so lonely),
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Cant belive I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody to call my own)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely

So lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girrll

Never thought that id be alone, I didnt hope you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to come home, so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever
Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girll

Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely

3.24.2005

Why people think this race is stupid....

Current Mood: Angry and disgusted

Why why why.....I tell you why. We were all having a nice birthday bbq at Hanis's house, Tmn Bkt Beruang Utama. We decided to liven things up by letting a few fireworks go. Once we let one off, we got a complaint from a neighbour and the we stopped. Unfortunately the stupid neighbour thought that she wasnt getting enough response from her pityful complaint, she was the ONLY one that complained by the way, she called her Taxi Driver husband.

Once the Taxi driver husband came, he was talking to Sam, (Ash's Might Boyrfriend from Ghana, who is roughly the same size as an oak tree), and he was talking ever so politely probably because Sam is 2-3 times bigger than him. :D

Desmond, myself and Joey were just listening to this conversation between Sam and stupid taxi driver husband.

STDH: Stupid Taxi Driver Husband

STDH: We should respect one another and not be so the rude to other people.Show a little manners. We are all malays here and we are respected (respected my foot!!!!). Please, we all respect you students and we do not want to not respect you.Do not make noise and disturb other people..bla bla bla...*I was trying my best not to laugh at his attempt at communicating with sam in English*

Sam: Yes, we are very sorry, it was our fault, we will not do it again.

At this time, I decided to just keep quiet and was about to tell Desmond not to say anything but tooo late....

Desmond: Tapi kita tak buat bising......

*It was as if Desmond lit up an invisible cigarette of hate....the guy became extremely loud*

STDH: APE??? tak buat bising????(this time his tone was totally different) Awak buat banyak bising kat sini, saye tak kisah kalau awak berkepit ker atau nak buat ape ape tapi jangan lar ganggu orang lain.

Desmond: Rilek la bang, kiter.....

*by this time STDH grabbed Desmond by the scruff of his neck and wanted to talk to Desmond alone. At the same time, smal little SHITS, who were STDH's sons, ran around the place looking for PLANKS to use for ...hrrm WHAT exactly??? you guessed it, these little shits were trying to pick a fight with us with planks.. Whoa....very good example you are setting to your children : solve every single problem with VIOLENCE. Very good manners lar you have there STDH. I "respect" you.....*

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION from Ash:

Conversation between Sam and the stupid wife:

Stupid wife: u should go back
Sam: what do u mean..go back where?
Stupid Wife: hey!!(raising voice)im the local here...
Sam:what do u mean?
Wife: we're the malays are respectful ...bla bla bla..*tell that to someone who cares*
Sam: so...

By this time, since she knows that she is not getting thru Sam, she turned her attention to Hanis

"You all are not good role models and not very decent. You are so called University Students." - translated to English from Malay btw, you think she knows how to speak English??? try again...

STDH: Awak datang dengan saye. saye nak cakap dengan awak...*trying to drag desmond out*

I was holding a soft drink in my hand and I had to put it down, to stop this STDH from dragging Desmond....but Sam was quick on the job, he put himself between Desmond and STDH. Now STDH's anger has transfered to Sam. BAD IDEA.

STDH: YOu want to have problem with me? You want to pick a fight with me? I can whaalaap you all, you know i can whack all of you.

This time Joey was also angered by STDH's actions and got herself involved..

Joey: F*** you lar, let go off him, let him go, F****r let him go...

STDH: Sini sumer Melayu tau, kiter 100% Melayu sini, MCL Land YOU KNOW...

*SO??? MCL? WHO CARES, it is not worth much anyway...and whut u trying to say? Your territory lar now issit? Dogs can mark their territory better lar....piiirraaaah mabuk!!* All this when he is still trying to drag Desmond out to the road while Desmond is trying to get him to clam down. The little shits were waking everyone up, trying to call for back-up la...hahaha it was hilarious..

FINALLY when Tajul came out the guy calmed down a little, but his army of little shits were trying to push Tajul out of the way. They were soo small it was like watching a huge monster swatting away flies. hehehe

*sigh* I couldnt do anything, there were bigger people dealing with the situation, but things started to settle down after Tajul managed to talk some sense into STDH. hehehe what a faun birthday bbq!!!

See why it was soo stupid?

3.21.2005


hahaha Aya drew for me AGAIN :p this time with more inspiration she says hahahaha
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This one I drew for Aya! :p A lot of free time you say? YOU guessed it!!!
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Aya drew for me thru YM IMvironment Doodle! :D
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The lost poem....

Drifter....

Stare and wonder at the sun,
Thinking when i can have fun,
When all around are guns,
And bad smelt in lungs,
All i ask for are sweet buns,
To share with my loved one.

Another picture by muh friend, but I lost da poem that came with the picture..sigh...
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Bored to bits...

Sigh....I am damn bored now..even after like puffs after puffs of Desmond's sheesha, still I am damn bored..haha. Had an awesome dinner June and Indhran cooperatively cooked together while all of us just sebok sebok around :D They cooked spagetti...it was deliciouso!!

After tht, had muh favorite MINT Flavoured Sheesha! muahahaha soo nice...apparently to the others, who smokes like chimneys, it is too strong but I lurrved it! :D real good shyt man hehe...now just looking for things to do, probably might attempt to play the PS2, attempt to pry it away from Desmond's hands hehee...

DUnno whut the hell Bob is doing, well not many people knows wht the hell Bob does heheheh..
Once in a while I get to hear Desmond's and Bob's shouts at the PS2:

BOb: "Whey!!! Kill lar..!! whey...arrgghh..no dont go there...turn around..run faassterr!!"
Desmond: "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOoooooooooooooOOOooo!!"

Picture drawn by muh friend JOES from Cyberjaya Campus :D Apparently it depicts me! hehe What the picture is trying to say is that I am innocent and leading a happy care free life ..haha... I think its cool...
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3.20.2005


Fade and I at Impressions Promnite 2005
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3.19.2005


CUTE June and I at Impressions Promnite 2005
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New Layout!~!

Wooo hooo!! trying out this new layout and see how things go :p ooh yeah I just watched his incredibly LAME @$$ movie which I tortured myself by watching....it was ...jeng jeng jeng "Sleepover" typical chick flick movie, about 14yo's tryin' to be 30yos.

Sigh....i was basically cursing Indhran, cos he wuz da one who downloaded it...these kids were driving around in a BMW X5 for god's sake!!! hahaha crap whey..talk about bullshyt!!! hahaha

OK lar..its like 8am and I AM FINALLY gonna sleep hahaha...

3.18.2005


BackRow:Fade, "?", Aya, Thomas - FrontRow:Eryana, June, Desmond, Asha, Ravin, Nina, Myself and Cher Aun, Nadia
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Asha and I :p asha looks sooo cuuuttteeee!! :D
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3.14.2005

ACER Service Center is DA BOMB!!

I was actually kinda hoping for a lil quarrel at the Acer Service Center in Melaka to go something like this:

Service Center idiot: Sigh, ini benda sudah rosak liao, tak bley pakai algi wor, warrantly pula sudah tarak lagi, ini mesti beli baru punya....

So ready with my warranty card and after studying it thoroughly, my case was that components such as Optical Drives are under warranty for 3years and there should be no reason that it is not replacable.

When I got there, I just said, "Something is wrong with my DVDRW Combo Drive. I think..." The service center superman fellar stopped me in my tracks, "Laptop please..." I was like stunned, but managed to get my laptop outta muh bag in my stunned state, and what I saw was Magic...no...no..not joking..literally MAGIC baybee!!!

He took my laptop from me, turned it upside down, took out a bar code scanner, scanned the bar code beneath my laptop, poof some stuff came out on his computer monitor. Took a screwdriver out, (at this part, I was getting a lil bit nervous, wht the hell does he need a screwdriver for???)..he stared unscrewing all the screws in my laptop, by this time i was already twiddling my thumbs...he successfully took my laptop apart in less than 5minutes!!! Keyboard, monitor, battery, underside panel all where everywhere!! then he flicked one lil button and out came my DVDRW Combo Drive. whoooaaaaa....magic~~~!!! It turns out that my drive wasnt a hot swappable one. Anyhow, he scanned summore stuff and poof a lil piece of paper started to print. I was just watching the paper being printed and by the time it was fully printed, the receipt of course, my laptop was in one piece again.

whooooaaaa. I just stood there smiling at the Superman Acer Service Center Dude....excellent service man!!!!!!!! and they even said that they will clean my laptop for me, the monitor and all :D

3.13.2005


fuh posing!!!!
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3.12.2005


Prom King and Prom Queen
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Prom King...again....:D
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Prom King Baybeee!!!
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I couldnt Stop Laughing...too excited! hehe
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3.08.2005

Waiting for more pictures

I am currently waiting for more pictures...now need to go to sleep! :D

Again....my hot date nina and I heheheh
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Ravin and I..... ;
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Nisha and I!
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My Hot DATE Nina and I again :D
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Another one! :D
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My Hot Date, Nina and I..soo happy! :D
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Posing my ass off trying to look good! heeh
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Promnite 2005 : My Table Group Pictures
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IMPRESSIONS PROMNITE 2005

PROM KING BAYBEEE!!! THanks goes out to all who voted for me! hehe. if you were there, you all knew how nervous I was, i was fidgeting like nobodies business. Now i am just waiting for the nicer pictures to come so that I can upload here! :p

2.14.2005


mmmmm nnyyyaaaaaammmm!!!
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4 Sesat People...
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I dont like Friendster's PINK Layout!!

ME NO LIKEY!!! How to change it??????

Chinese New Year

Soooo hot lar! I cannot wait till it rains, it is so hot that I am actually scared to go out of the house. My aunt and cousins came down for a visit along with my adorable niece. We had a great time, talking about stuff over lunch and then later went to Jonker walk to look for antique furniture. I was dreading the trip to town, so I geared up properly, wrist band (to wipe the sweat off my head) and sun glasses and I was amazed to see Melaka was literally deserted! We passed many houses bearing the red cloth draped accross their door frames, but the wierd thing was, almost all the houses were......locked up, no one at home....I was like huh? whoa some celebration huh? hehe

My aunt and cousins just came back from the U.K. trip they just recently got back from and the usual ritual is, buy chocolates for relatives, so I had my fair share of Flake and Kit Kat. hehe. I already decided on what to wear for the Impressions PROM 2005 Sparc/MMUBC/Tourism Club. Simple but tasteful I have to say. Nothing fancy pantsy..hehe. No connection is killing me..I think I already mentioned that in my earlier blog entry. I can hear the fireworks outside my house, I guess the CNY are just beginning huh when everything is cool and nice, not duing the day when it is blazing hot. MIGHT go to PD tomorrow, but yet to tell dad, cos I have a feeling he wouldnt want to go, so basically I am throwing gems up in the air, he just hasn't caught them yet. Today had a clean up at my house, contrary to the Chinese, where cleaning is like a Taboo on CNY, but hey we aint celebrating. hehe. We had our Chinese New Year eve dinner at Secret Recipe, dad had Lamb Chops, I had Chicken Kebab and mom had this Singaporean Laksa and my lil bro had his favorite Tiramisu (he wasnt that hungry). SUPRISINGLY there was another smal elderly chinese couple having dinner there too! hehe and they had the works, Milkshakes, Slices of Cakes, Soups, Salads and a few main dishes.

Later on that night, around 10.15pm, my dad and I were sort of lazy and didnt really know what to do, so we decided to go to Tesco, just for the hell of it, since it closes at 1am on festive occasions heheh. There were not many people around that time and it was really suprising, where are all the Malaccans?? After getting bored in Tesco, my dad and I hit the mamak stall, where another favorite past time was going on, watching Wrestling on big screen tv with a teh tarik in hand. It was sort of interesting as I gave up wrestling a few years ago but we still watched it anyway...because...yes..we were bored. Went back around 12am and I was STILL bored, and glued myself to the Tv, relying on Astro to quench my boredom and it sorta worked.

2.13.2005

Holiday Dilemma and A Wierd Dream

Here goes, my normal bitching about how boring my holidays are. Sigh, this time I think it can be considered the most boring holiday. Thank god I have my laptop to entertain me. Last night I was watching Star World on Astro for sooo long, until the shows that I have already watched are repeating themselves. That was around 1.30am and then I had a call from a friend and we talked and talked till about 2.30am hehe. So by this time I was ready to switch off, then around 7am, dad woke me up cos we had some work to do.

Yeah his work consist of things that I wouldn't even bother doing, after pretending to be asleep, I summoned enough energy to get up and go to my room door and locking it. yiippeee! Now I can't hear my mom or my dad bitching about me not getting up, so i carried on sleeping. I had the wierdest dream, I am still trying to remember what the dream is about, all I know that it was wierd, it involved a photoshoot, a some sort of a convention which a bunch of friends and I were attending, I remember a few faces, Alex Ravin, Fade, Shakir, Nisha, nisha's 4yo sister Dhurvee(Don't know why she was there hehe), Sandhya, Ash, Joey, Zamir, ok lar I remember quite a few people hehe and a few other people who I don't quite know but were on talking terms, as if we had known each other for quite some time. I know it was wierd and all, but I had a feeling that it was in some sort of Hotel. Oh yeah I remember finding a car, hehe, if i am not mistaken it was an old Toyota, one of those small ones. Don't ask HOW the car came into the dream, but it was there. You know how wierd dreams are, don't you?...Then I remember going to fill up the car with petrol cos it was running low.

I was on the way to change my clothes or have a bath, something along those lines and thats when I came accross a group of people in yellow, all staring at a person whose picture is being taken. I am not too sure who the person was but he did seem familiar and then the girls were like going all hyper when he was posing for his shots. Then after having my shower and changing clothes, the yellow people were still there gawking at the dude whose picture was being taken. sigh. A hard dream to decipher, and it doesnt stop there, then I was on the way to join Ravin and all, at this convention thingy, and I got lost. I think that was the time when I got up glanced at my watch and it was 1.30pm. So i just lay in bed listening to whether anyone was at home, i heard mom on the phone, and the tv on.

After taking my shower, my mom smiled at me and said "You better finish your breakfast AND lunch", pointing to the table, cold pancakes, orange juice, cold coffee and chicken rice. I didnt think that I could eat it all but hey, to my suprise, I managed to finsh it.

OK lar, this holiday is not that bad, considering there are no little cousins all running around making too much noise. I was so bored, I think i finished watching all the tv series in my laptop atleast twice. As usual, I never fail to mention during every holiday, I can't wait till classes start again.