hahaha Aya drew for me AGAIN :p this time with more inspiration she says hahahaha
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This one I drew for Aya! :p A lot of free time you say? YOU guessed it!!!
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Aya drew for me thru YM IMvironment Doodle! :D
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The lost poem....

Drifter....

Stare and wonder at the sun,
Thinking when i can have fun,
When all around are guns,
And bad smelt in lungs,
All i ask for are sweet buns,
To share with my loved one.

Another picture by muh friend, but I lost da poem that came with the picture..sigh...
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Bored to bits...

Sigh....I am damn bored now..even after like puffs after puffs of Desmond's sheesha, still I am damn bored..haha. Had an awesome dinner June and Indhran cooperatively cooked together while all of us just sebok sebok around :D They cooked spagetti...it was deliciouso!!

After tht, had muh favorite MINT Flavoured Sheesha! muahahaha soo nice...apparently to the others, who smokes like chimneys, it is too strong but I lurrved it! :D real good shyt man hehe...now just looking for things to do, probably might attempt to play the PS2, attempt to pry it away from Desmond's hands hehee...

DUnno whut the hell Bob is doing, well not many people knows wht the hell Bob does heheheh..
Once in a while I get to hear Desmond's and Bob's shouts at the PS2:

BOb: "Whey!!! Kill lar..!! whey...arrgghh..no dont go there...turn around..run faassterr!!"
Desmond: "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOoooooooooooooOOOooo!!"

Picture drawn by muh friend JOES from Cyberjaya Campus :D Apparently it depicts me! hehe What the picture is trying to say is that I am innocent and leading a happy care free life ..haha... I think its cool...
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Fade and I at Impressions Promnite 2005
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CUTE June and I at Impressions Promnite 2005
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New Layout!~!

Wooo hooo!! trying out this new layout and see how things go :p ooh yeah I just watched his incredibly LAME @$$ movie which I tortured myself by watching....it was ...jeng jeng jeng "Sleepover" typical chick flick movie, about 14yo's tryin' to be 30yos.

Sigh....i was basically cursing Indhran, cos he wuz da one who downloaded it...these kids were driving around in a BMW X5 for god's sake!!! hahaha crap whey..talk about bullshyt!!! hahaha

OK lar..its like 8am and I AM FINALLY gonna sleep hahaha...

BackRow:Fade, "?", Aya, Thomas - FrontRow:Eryana, June, Desmond, Asha, Ravin, Nina, Myself and Cher Aun, Nadia
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Asha and I :p asha looks sooo cuuuttteeee!! :D
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ACER Service Center is DA BOMB!!

I was actually kinda hoping for a lil quarrel at the Acer Service Center in Melaka to go something like this:

Service Center idiot: Sigh, ini benda sudah rosak liao, tak bley pakai algi wor, warrantly pula sudah tarak lagi, ini mesti beli baru punya....

So ready with my warranty card and after studying it thoroughly, my case was that components such as Optical Drives are under warranty for 3years and there should be no reason that it is not replacable.

When I got there, I just said, "Something is wrong with my DVDRW Combo Drive. I think..." The service center superman fellar stopped me in my tracks, "Laptop please..." I was like stunned, but managed to get my laptop outta muh bag in my stunned state, and what I saw was Magic...no...no..not joking..literally MAGIC baybee!!!

He took my laptop from me, turned it upside down, took out a bar code scanner, scanned the bar code beneath my laptop, poof some stuff came out on his computer monitor. Took a screwdriver out, (at this part, I was getting a lil bit nervous, wht the hell does he need a screwdriver for???)..he stared unscrewing all the screws in my laptop, by this time i was already twiddling my thumbs...he successfully took my laptop apart in less than 5minutes!!! Keyboard, monitor, battery, underside panel all where everywhere!! then he flicked one lil button and out came my DVDRW Combo Drive. whoooaaaaa....magic~~~!!! It turns out that my drive wasnt a hot swappable one. Anyhow, he scanned summore stuff and poof a lil piece of paper started to print. I was just watching the paper being printed and by the time it was fully printed, the receipt of course, my laptop was in one piece again.

whooooaaaa. I just stood there smiling at the Superman Acer Service Center Dude....excellent service man!!!!!!!! and they even said that they will clean my laptop for me, the monitor and all :D

fuh posing!!!!
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Prom King and Prom Queen
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Prom King...again....:D
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Prom King Baybeee!!!
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I couldnt Stop Laughing...too excited! hehe
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Waiting for more pictures

I am currently waiting for more pictures...now need to go to sleep! :D

Again....my hot date nina and I heheheh
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Ravin and I..... ;
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Nisha and I!
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My Hot DATE Nina and I again :D
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Another one! :D
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My Hot Date, Nina and I..soo happy! :D
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Posing my ass off trying to look good! heeh
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Promnite 2005 : My Table Group Pictures
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IMPRESSIONS PROMNITE 2005

PROM KING BAYBEEE!!! THanks goes out to all who voted for me! hehe. if you were there, you all knew how nervous I was, i was fidgeting like nobodies business. Now i am just waiting for the nicer pictures to come so that I can upload here! :p

mmmmm nnyyyaaaaaammmm!!!
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4 Sesat People...
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I dont like Friendster's PINK Layout!!

ME NO LIKEY!!! How to change it??????

Chinese New Year

Soooo hot lar! I cannot wait till it rains, it is so hot that I am actually scared to go out of the house. My aunt and cousins came down for a visit along with my adorable niece. We had a great time, talking about stuff over lunch and then later went to Jonker walk to look for antique furniture. I was dreading the trip to town, so I geared up properly, wrist band (to wipe the sweat off my head) and sun glasses and I was amazed to see Melaka was literally deserted! We passed many houses bearing the red cloth draped accross their door frames, but the wierd thing was, almost all the houses were......locked up, no one at home....I was like huh? whoa some celebration huh? hehe

My aunt and cousins just came back from the U.K. trip they just recently got back from and the usual ritual is, buy chocolates for relatives, so I had my fair share of Flake and Kit Kat. hehe. I already decided on what to wear for the Impressions PROM 2005 Sparc/MMUBC/Tourism Club. Simple but tasteful I have to say. Nothing fancy pantsy..hehe. No connection is killing me..I think I already mentioned that in my earlier blog entry. I can hear the fireworks outside my house, I guess the CNY are just beginning huh when everything is cool and nice, not duing the day when it is blazing hot. MIGHT go to PD tomorrow, but yet to tell dad, cos I have a feeling he wouldnt want to go, so basically I am throwing gems up in the air, he just hasn't caught them yet. Today had a clean up at my house, contrary to the Chinese, where cleaning is like a Taboo on CNY, but hey we aint celebrating. hehe. We had our Chinese New Year eve dinner at Secret Recipe, dad had Lamb Chops, I had Chicken Kebab and mom had this Singaporean Laksa and my lil bro had his favorite Tiramisu (he wasnt that hungry). SUPRISINGLY there was another smal elderly chinese couple having dinner there too! hehe and they had the works, Milkshakes, Slices of Cakes, Soups, Salads and a few main dishes.

Later on that night, around 10.15pm, my dad and I were sort of lazy and didnt really know what to do, so we decided to go to Tesco, just for the hell of it, since it closes at 1am on festive occasions heheh. There were not many people around that time and it was really suprising, where are all the Malaccans?? After getting bored in Tesco, my dad and I hit the mamak stall, where another favorite past time was going on, watching Wrestling on big screen tv with a teh tarik in hand. It was sort of interesting as I gave up wrestling a few years ago but we still watched it anyway...because...yes..we were bored. Went back around 12am and I was STILL bored, and glued myself to the Tv, relying on Astro to quench my boredom and it sorta worked.

Holiday Dilemma and A Wierd Dream

Here goes, my normal bitching about how boring my holidays are. Sigh, this time I think it can be considered the most boring holiday. Thank god I have my laptop to entertain me. Last night I was watching Star World on Astro for sooo long, until the shows that I have already watched are repeating themselves. That was around 1.30am and then I had a call from a friend and we talked and talked till about 2.30am hehe. So by this time I was ready to switch off, then around 7am, dad woke me up cos we had some work to do.

Yeah his work consist of things that I wouldn't even bother doing, after pretending to be asleep, I summoned enough energy to get up and go to my room door and locking it. yiippeee! Now I can't hear my mom or my dad bitching about me not getting up, so i carried on sleeping. I had the wierdest dream, I am still trying to remember what the dream is about, all I know that it was wierd, it involved a photoshoot, a some sort of a convention which a bunch of friends and I were attending, I remember a few faces, Alex Ravin, Fade, Shakir, Nisha, nisha's 4yo sister Dhurvee(Don't know why she was there hehe), Sandhya, Ash, Joey, Zamir, ok lar I remember quite a few people hehe and a few other people who I don't quite know but were on talking terms, as if we had known each other for quite some time. I know it was wierd and all, but I had a feeling that it was in some sort of Hotel. Oh yeah I remember finding a car, hehe, if i am not mistaken it was an old Toyota, one of those small ones. Don't ask HOW the car came into the dream, but it was there. You know how wierd dreams are, don't you?...Then I remember going to fill up the car with petrol cos it was running low.

I was on the way to change my clothes or have a bath, something along those lines and thats when I came accross a group of people in yellow, all staring at a person whose picture is being taken. I am not too sure who the person was but he did seem familiar and then the girls were like going all hyper when he was posing for his shots. Then after having my shower and changing clothes, the yellow people were still there gawking at the dude whose picture was being taken. sigh. A hard dream to decipher, and it doesnt stop there, then I was on the way to join Ravin and all, at this convention thingy, and I got lost. I think that was the time when I got up glanced at my watch and it was 1.30pm. So i just lay in bed listening to whether anyone was at home, i heard mom on the phone, and the tv on.

After taking my shower, my mom smiled at me and said "You better finish your breakfast AND lunch", pointing to the table, cold pancakes, orange juice, cold coffee and chicken rice. I didnt think that I could eat it all but hey, to my suprise, I managed to finsh it.

OK lar, this holiday is not that bad, considering there are no little cousins all running around making too much noise. I was so bored, I think i finished watching all the tv series in my laptop atleast twice. As usual, I never fail to mention during every holiday, I can't wait till classes start again.

Hari Raya Haji...It was as if I walked right into a nightmare.

Oh my god....you can call me an idiot or a bastard or a selfish ass, but I still stand by my opinion, the Hari Raya "Celebration" I had was a total mess and talk about a waste of time. And the amount of kids was just terrifying, all grabbing my arm and legs, wanting to so play with me. Damn it was irritating, I know its a "family" occasion and all, but then there were too many family members especially the little ones. Half the kids were spoilt rotten and were unbelievably irritating. When we arrived in Bangi around 8am, I went for prayers at this small hut which was sooo small and I was literally scratching my head and asking myself where was I to pray? My uncle, on my mother's side, brought me to this place thinking that it would interest me and I can honestly say, I wasnt the least bit excited.

After prayers, we went to a Kenduri Hari Raya Haji at my aunt's place. Well this time it was sort of interesting. I ate a lot and drank a few gallons of juice, half the time I didnt know what cake I was eating. All i knew that it tasted good...nggaaammmmmmm yummmmyyy!! hehe

I went outside thinking that I can sit down and drink peacefully with my uncles near the gazebo, but no, the Rats followed me too. One of my uncles was smoking a cigarette and was disturbed by a fellar Rat cousin.

Rats age: Between 5-7 years old.

Rat 1: Mamu (Uncle in Hindi), please lar!! Let me have a smoke! Please!!!!!!!
Mamu: Eh go away lar! Burn, panggil Mak Die (Rats 1's mother, Die = dia)
Rat 2: voluntarily shouted: MAK DIE!!! OOO MAK DIE! I panggil Papa die pon boleh?

Hahah that was soo funny, my uncle couldnt stop laughing...

As I was trying to seek refuge at my aunt's house, by going up to the 2nd floor looking for an air conditioned room. When I found it, it was heaven. Air Cond on full blast and the bed was soo comfortable. I think I managed to get like 5 minutes of sleep before I was again irritated by an army of sugar high rats. Now the blissful room is full of screaming, sticky and somewhat smelly over-grown rats who I regretfully call my cousins. They were screaming their lungs out cos someone was in the bathroom and cannot get out because the rats were holding the toilet door shut. I pretended to be asleep and they realised that I was 'asleep' so they decided to disturb me. One was playing with my hair and the other was chewing on my sleeve. huhuhuhu..why can't they just leave me alone. Finally they god bored cos I wasnt responding and left the room..(THANK GOD). After sleeping like a stuffed pig filled with Nasi Briyanni Kambing and dunno how many types of cakes, I decided that it was time for me to wake up and minggle a bit. Half way out the room, I realised that the rats were waiting to ambush me. The little rats's whispers went as follows:

Rat 1: ssshhh he is coming. I can hear him..
Rat 2: NO! I can hear him. He is in the bathroom.
Rat 3: I think he went downstairs already la..
Rat 1: No lar!! he is in the room lar you rat....



At this time, i decided to play along, so I acted sleepy and went out of the room, which made them scream and Rat 3 slipped and fell down the stairs. It was quite horrifying cos the flight of stairs had like 15 steps to it. You know like in the movies, when someone falls down the stairs. Shit I thought the fellar died or something and I rushed down to see him, he was in shock, didnt know what happened to him, and then his facial expression changed, and started to scream his lungs out in pain and I actually covered my ears. The mom(aunt) was busy entertaining people and I took the little injured rat to my other aunt and the little rat kena scolding HAHAH it was soo funnny. ALL the other rats were laughing too. "Hehehehehe he fell down the stairs and crying...such a baby." SLLLAAAAAPPPPP. The other laughing rats kena slapped by my aunt who was attending to my injured rat cousin. Now there are 3 injured, screaming and crying rats. All were screaming, "Why did you slap me? I didnt do it! i DIDNT!! He fell down by himself. I really didnt lar Khala..(Khala = Aunt in Hindi)" Now I was laughing and running out of the room before I kena slap. Then on Rat 3, I could see all the bruises appearing across his face and arms. After settling down and no longer crying, he was being interrogated by his mom, the one that was busy entertaining people "What happened? Painful or not? Who pushed you". Answer was as follows: "Abang Burn pushed me, actually not painful and I fell down from the balcony". WHACK. Kena again. All the answers were lies. All the other rats were screaming "NO! Abang Burn didnt push him!! LIAR! and he was crying lar Khala...sure painful!! and it was the stairs!! the big one!!"

I was about to defend myself, but the other rats did it for me.heheheh. I couldnt sleep that night as it was soooo damn hot and I finished watching Astro already cos they started to repeat the programmes again. Sigh, I was sooo happy when I reached Melaka, the nightmare had ended. No more rats jumping and screaming. I promised myself, never again sleep over in Bangi again cos in Bangi is where all the Rats are staying. You can call me heartless or whatever you want, I dont want to see the rats again if I can help it.

MISS SPARC-MMU 2005.

After Miss SPARC work is all done. I don't know what to do...cos usually around this time, I would be doing atleast 3-4 things but now...I am looking for things to do. *sigh* sooo bored. But on the day of the event..wwwoooooowwww the workload like trippled man. So much for being prepared especially for the music being played. The playlist changes almost every hour..even I didnt know what was going on till the very last minute.

I learnt quite a lot about people during this event, especially about those whose closets are full of skeletons. Their true colours are reallly bright man.

I had to deal with idiots during this event, not that I am saying I am a pro or anything, esp one idiot called Mr Tan from VIVO Lighting and Sound. Damn man, if i had lost my temper on that day, whoa defler sure kena dee. He kept on saying that how I am soo unprofessional , i did tell him that I dont have that much experience and he should guide me, oooh no..he resorted to belittling me. Which in return I resorted to sarcasm which he really didnt like.

Another idiot who was getting on my nerves was Malaysian Idol Vic's Manager, some botak jack ass, who didnt want to corperate at all. Shit lar...i wanted only the stupid songs, no the fellar didnt want to give me, couldnt trust me..my foot lar, wasted our RM3000 only...when the blur idiot Vic sang, it turned out to be an extremely expensive TOILET BREAK, cos everyone just started piling out the door to go to the toilet.*sigh* society money down the drain.

Time to blog again....

Whoa....finally, MISS SPARC MMU 2005 is over~! EXCELLENT event, to those who missed it and come and ask how it was, well sorry lar I malas wanna tell you~! well maybe lar I will write about Miss SPARC MMU 2005..hehe... Now it is time to get my life back in order...clean up and all that jazz..*sigh* dunno where to start....

Holidays...

Mine was great only at the very end. I went to KL, missed like the first two days of class. Much needed rest, I had to get away from anything remotely related to SPARC but now, the workload is piling up as I type.

My noctornal activity of sleeping at 5am during the holidays is really starting to get to me now..today I was cursing myself in class cos i was soo sleepy and the lecturer was lecturing in a language barely resembles ENGLISH it was more to TAMIL for all I care. Still, I just dont understand how MMU can employ such lecturers, can't even speak proper English.

Will post anotha message soon.....

Lazing Around...

Damn I've been called a lazy pig many many many times these last few days. It's not muh fault that I sleep alot :p I am usually wake when u people are asleep so its just fair that I sleep when you are awake! HUH~! :p

These days I have been either busy with SPARC work of just plain waiting for TV Series to finish downloading on shareaza

Either I'd be running around Melaka for SPARC or harmlessly sleeping in muh wonderful bed undisturbed.

Sigh I dread the start of this coming semester...huhuh there are still tons of things to do with Miss MMU less than 1 month away and all..that is why I am getting all the sleep I can get whilst there is not that much work to do! :p So you people who condemn me cos I sleep too much, in reality you are just plain jealous that I have the time to actually sleep! hehe yippee a few more days onlee till I am gonna be in KL..i finally get to enjoy muh holidays with friends~! usually its just with mom, dad and my bro...boring lar! always go to da same place..huhuhu

Polar Express

OK movie lar...nothing to get ur panties in a twist about. I was an average sort of movie. Awesome graphics and very hard on the Believing in Christmas story. It was pretty good not too bad. Lately been heavy with SPARC work, designing this, editing that...shit lar...work! huhuh STAD better f***king approve man.....or not all hell gonna break loose......

Insomiac's gone maniac...

*Sigh* i just dont feel like blogging lar lately...nvm I must get in the mood to talk crap and remember to post it here haha...

Gathering of childhood friends....
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If...

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

--Rudyard Kipling

Burn’s and Sharm’s Rescue Mission

It was 10.30am and it was a humid Tuesday morning as usual Burn was still sleeping. He was woken up by Sharm another fellow rescuer asking for assistance with a problem she had ; one of the International Students who happen to be her friend, had managed to lock himself inside his room.

After consulting a few different furniture shops, asking for aid in breaking down the door to her friend’s room, her efforts were in vain, thus she woke Burn up. With that Burn grabbed his trusty hammer and headed to Sharm’s friend’s house. Upon reaching the place where the distress call was made, everything seemed gloomy. Sharm cried out for her friend and in return a voice answered her call. He was indeed locked inside his room.

We were thinking on how to break into the room, the old-credit-card-slipt-it through-the-crack-of-the-door-trick didn’t work so we asked permission from the victim to break the door knob and affirmative we got our approval and broke it with the Hantam-Saja Guna-Hammer-Trick which the furniture shop-keeper suggested to use. At that Burn slammed his mighty hammer into the door knob a few times and off it came! The victim rushed to the bathroom as soon as the door opened thanking us along the way.

All in a days work.

After that little rescue mission , Burn continued his blissful slumber.

One for the Accounting Students~!

Balance Sheet of Life:

Our Birth is our Opening Balance

Our Death is our Closing Balance

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim:

Reduce liabilities to zero at the end of the day.

Keep the current account active and alive.

Increase the value of the fixed deposit

by transferring funds from the current account.

Increase the value of the current assets every day.

Distribute the dividend with open hands

Damn I find this so funny~!!!

Disorder in the American Courts

These are from a book called Disorder in the
American Courts, and are things
people actually said in court, word for word,
taken
down and now published by
court reporters who had the torment of staying
calm while these exchanges were
actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
_____________________________________
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the
impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_____________________________________
_

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your
memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something that you've forgotten?
_____________________________________


Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember
which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________


Q: What was the first thing your husband said
to
you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
_____________________________________
_

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been
involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
_____________________________________
_

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies
in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how
old
is he?
_____________________________________


Q: Were you present when your picture was
taken?
_____________________________________
_

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
_____________________________________
_

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
_____________________________________
_

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
_____________________________________
_

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a
beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
_____________________________________
_

Q: Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant
to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
_____________________________________
_

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead
people.
_____________________________________
_

Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
What
school did you go to?
A: Oral.
_____________________________________
_

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the
body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering
why I
was doing an autopsy
_____________________________________
_

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
_____________________________________
_

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did
you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was
alive
when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in
a
jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive
and practicing law somewhere.

Three brownies~!!
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Hands by Colour = White Hands; Joey and Alex. Brown Hands = Ravin, Shakir and I.
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Again people eating defler go and take muh picture. Having dinner at O'Jardim (Portuguese food)
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Me on da stairs of Coconut House..nice ler the place, first time going there. I've been living in Melaka for so long dunno about this place, a friend from KL, Ravin showed me..so kesian..
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Ma self and buddy Alex~! I think this pciture was taken after we all high dee, I had Tiramisu and Alex had Coconut Ice Cream or something along those lines..:D
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Muahahaha we all like jakuns/tourists, taking pictures in Coconut House, Jonker Walk, Melaka~! :D
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Da connection all to muh-self~!!

Time: 3.10am

Stomach Report: Fairly Full

Current Song listening to: Natasha Beddingfield – These Words

Waiting for: The Incredibles to download, just previewed it, not soo clear copy..so so onliee

Yeah be that as it may, I don’t know what else to download~! :D I waiting for The Incredibles to download using Shareaza.

The day before yesterday, Alex and I were going around Melaka looking for Pet Shops ; Alex wanted a bunny rabbit. Went around like 4 Pet Shops and found 4 rabbits onliee..hehe

Will post pictures soon of our rabbits: Thumper (the rabbit from da movie Bambi) and Bunny (cos its a bunny wabbit~! )! :D

Damn I need to get in shape…tomorrow’s possible plans:

Morning: Sleep

Afternoon: Still asleep

Late Afternoon: Clean da house!

Evening: Swimming~!! Yeaaahhhhhh!!* I hope the pool is gonna be clean and hopefully empty*

Evening: Afta swimming have dinner, I want Nasi Lemak…mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yahhoo!! Finals are finally over~!!

Talking about exams, during my Marketing and E-Commerce exam, which was soooo bored and my fingers were sorta numb after all the writing, then realised that what I wrote was crap, erased it, wrote a different, found out that I liked my first answer better, erased it again and trying to recall my first answer, a Chinese dude kena caught cheating! Huhuh it was fun!! For me it was ler..not for defler kena tangkap, you know ler kan, all these Chinese fellars all yellow skinned people..hehe..(no offence to muh Chinese dudes and dudettes!! *wink*), but this dude wasn’t yellow, he was purple, probably his emotions was soo mixed up ; Angry, Sad, Anxious, Worried + Embarassed = made his skin turn PURPLE! :D He looked farnee with his dyed hair which was red by the way, which made him look like a beetroot.

Dah ler the Chief Invigilator aka C.Invi, was an Iranian and was edgy like hell, lookin for a chance to f**k someone up, and boy did he get his chance, he glared at defler when the other invi told him that he was cheating by bringing in little pieces of paper with notes written on it, by this time the Chinese fellar was brought to one of the empty front desks.

I also had a mixed emotion moment ; I felt sorry for the bugger(cos he will get suspended for 1 whole academic year, all his other subjects this semester failed, and financial loans will be cancelled), I was laughing ma ass off (cos it was only 15 minutes through the examination and defler was made to stay till the end of the exam doin absolutely NAATTHHIINNGGG), after trying to stifle my laughter which made a few other Invi turn around to look at me…I felt sorry again for him.

It was like watching a CSI episode, only thing different that it was LIVE~! :D They took out a Sony Cybershot, took pictures of the notes that were brought in by defler, called for higher authority to come and made him sign a few papers. Then the higher authority came, small lady, came with a big brown envelope. She took defler’s ID, Exam paper, took the cheating notes, checked the Sony to see that the cheating notes pictures were taken properly, turned the digi cam off, took out the memory stick and took the paper defler was signing and put it all in the big envelope she carried in. WHOOOAAAA~!! I was flabbergasted!!!! I had to physically close ma mouth cos I was in such shock.. Are these really MMU LECTURERS? The ones that we can hardly understand with their extremely broken English?? It was as if the whole thing was staged, I wasted like 20minutes just enjoying this little episode of CSI: Multimedia University Season 1 Episode 1.

Damn that was an interesting exam!! Hehehe I’d never thought I would say that ever in my life…

the stooppeed bird didnt want to turn around...got the bum of this peacock osso...
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THe sun bears soooo cute!!!!!
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fuiyo...JOEY chai!! soo sexy hehehehe
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me not in the picture..! huhuh...cos I taking da picture mah!! hehehehehhe
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Zebra's BUM! hehehehehhe
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mouse deer...soo comel! hehe i want one...but it looks too much like a mouse ler...more like an overgrown RAT..i dont want!!
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HAH~!! this one is Mr Zamzuri bastard...eeee geram sial at defler....he can KMA!!!
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This fellar osso sama busuk one :p..(the miniature horse i mean) :p
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sooo dirty ler defler!!! someone needs to hose him down and kalau boleh scrub with some washing powder or something.....stinks sial!!!
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We wanted to take a picture of the tiger taking a dump hahahaha but tak sempat dee! hehehehe
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This fellar looks like an icing on a cake...heehehe :D like a marble cake liddat...hehehe
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NOt so pink flamingoes!!!...
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Alex(the one looking at the camera)...was the only one paying attention hehehe..me and shakir...errmm dunno what shakir was looking at..But i was still engrossed with the giraffes hehehe
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fuiyooo someone POSING!!! hehehehe..we all busy tengok da giraffes ..they all nicely posing...not soo tall ler the giraffes...i thought taller....
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THe HORNS WERE SOOOOOO HUGE!!!!!!
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It was ssoooooo hot ler!!! and I was a little dissapointed cos the animals were sooo dirty! atleast hose them down a little lar...we didnt get to see the lions...cos they were renovating the lion's display....
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eheheh I look soo stoopeed in this picture..I was well a little scared...ok lar!!! i was really scared..the talons on this thing were HUGE!!!! hehehehe
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Raya ooooohhh Raya!!

Man this year raya was soooo tiring and not to mention the HOT AS weather. I was literally praying for rain and when it actually rained, DAMN MAN!! Even I can piss more... soo little rain came down and it became even HOTTER! shhhyyyyttt..summore people in Baju Melayu with Sampin summore...sigh sigh..terrrible lar. The food was great, had like tons of people who came, most of them I know, actually half of them I dont know..hehe..duit raya side of things...ssshhhhh...not telling... :D

I dont remember the first day of raya was this hectic..oooohh yeah Justin, my classmate came to ma house, he couldnt stay long cos of his grandma was admitted into hospital..I asked him to come in for a drink osso defler dont want...sigh..nebber mind ler..he gave me a cookie jar full of choc eclairs..nice fellar hehe :P

After that Ash, Joey and Sharm came!! YYYAAAAAYYY finally some people that I can actually talk some sense into hehee..I made them eat and eat and eat...got Sambal Udang, with nice big prawns, Kuah Satay Ayam, Kuah Satay Lembu and Rendang Daging. Joey ar....fuiiiyyyooo reSPECT jah!!! this gurl can EAT!! eating and eating da cookies and the food..whoa i was smiling just watching her eat was entertaining hahaha..

oooh yeah ... suddenly while these people eating, got ler people kacau!! grrrr the relatives that I dont like ...THE EXTREMISTS MUSLIM side of ma family...why ler they even bother coming..usually they wont come one...nvm ler I warned Ash, Sharm and Joey abt them, just to ignore them..Joey pulak being a friendly person that she is wanted to shake hands with one of the male relative..whoa...he straight away pulled his hand away...I was like WTF??? cannot salam, just smile ler...only...this one dont wanna smile ossso...religious or not religious lar...its just bloody common courtesy...ok ok enuff of kutuking hhehe

Before all this, we were welcoming Ash, Sharm and Joey tp da house, my lil cousin asked me,

Asyraff: Abg Bakar, kena salam ke?

Me: Tak payah, shake hands aje, sebab bukan Islam, satu Cine, due India.

Asyraff: *After years and years of just auto-salam asked me*..hrmmm Abg Bakar, "shake hands" tu macam maner?

Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Haiyo sooo farneee!! yay yay finally tomorrow me going Beraya...my turn!! you all stay at home..I stayed at home for da 1st day of raya...heheh yay going to PEE DEEE aka P.D/Port Dickson! :D

Went to Seremban;overslept in the bus...

Why ler all his crazee shyt gotta happen during Puasa Month??? I had to go to Seremban one day, I woke up at 11.30am and got a call from mom,

Mom:"Eh what time u going to Seremban ar?"

Me: "Huh? Where am I going again?"

Mom: "Going SEREMBAN LAR! when are you going???"

Me:"I thot Dad was gonna pick me up and we go to Seremban together?"

Mom: "No No, yu are going to Seremban ALONE...on the bus~!"

Me: "Crap lar ma, its sooo HOT, you expect me to get on the bus?"

Mom: "Yeah....."

Me: *By now already pretty pissed off* "ok ok lar~!!!"

Had to get on the town bus which took 1 hour to get to the bloody bus station and I somehow managed to get on the 1pm bus. I slept lar the whole time on the journey to Seremban. So naturally when the bus stops at the Bus Station, YOU WAKE UP....but guess what? On the way back (on the same day) I slept in the bus again..this time I DID NOT WAKE up at the Melaka Sentral Bus Station!! When i ACTUALLY woke up, I was like no where near the Bus Station...I got up and gave the bus driver quite a shock as NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BUS at the time cos everyone was supposed to get off at the bus station...there were some Banglas sitting behind me during the journey, not one of them woke me UP!! STOOOPPEEEEDD Banglas!!!!!

I managed to get a taxi to the bus stop after the f*cking bus driver let me off the bus, and to my suprise, the taxi driver DIDNT CHARGE me a single cent cos I was rambling abt how the bus driver didnt wake me up and it was already 9pm(yeah you guessed it.. I was on the move since 11.30am!!) Reaching the bus stop, my friend picked me up (according to plans, we were supposed to go to the movies, supposed to watch TAXI or something) and we carried on with our plan: watch movie.

SOOO Embarrassing, my friend could HARDLY drive cos he was laughin his ass off afta I told him that I overslept in the bus and missed the bus station...damn lar...after that I became "blur burn" for da week..

Thrashed rented car...

We were thrashing the rented car cos we were so short on time, so I drove like mad and also wanted Ravin to be quiet so I drove with my ninpou-Kurang Ajar Driving skill no-jutsu, taught to me by one of the Three Legendary Kiasus, Paranthaman-sama~!!

(ok enough tokking cok) Only to be used under certain circumstances, so what the hell and I was sorta bored too..after not sleeping for nearly 25 hours, I was suddenly wide awake and happen to be bored. Driving like a madman was soo not worth it as the Datuk Pervert Gan Boon Leong didnt even give so much of a hint that the was interested in what he had to say. On the way back Ravin HAD TO BUY Prawn Mee and damn the bastard the Mee was sooo intoxicating. I dunno how much ajinomoto they used inside the mee, I DONT CARE, it smelt really goooood..

Something to blog about...

Scared Little Ah-Moi~!!

*Note: I might not be able to type anything else cos the chances of Joey snapping all my fingers are pretty high after this blog entry is published.*

On one fine day(usually...hot and sweaty).. myself, Ravin and SPARC's secret weapon AH-MOI aka Joey, were out prowling the streets of Melaka in searching for sponsorship for Miss MMU. SPARC lets her loose when SPARC are in need of serious sponsors..beware, if you happen to stumble upon this secret weapon of us, a smile would suffice... *Events recorded are in chronological order*

We were off to Datuk Wira Gan Boon Leong's office, former Mr Asia and also bodybuilder fellar who is very old and errmmm lets just say "Switched On" hehe..

As we entered Datuk Gan Boon Leong's office of operations, a sense of ...dunno lar...see ler:

Ravin: Joey go in first...
Joey: Dont want ler...you go in first...Burn you go...
Burn: NO Joey, you go..you're a girl...
Joey: SO??...
Burn: So go ler..the room is full of guys...and not to mention that old wrinkly fellar...ooooppps thats the Datuk ar?...yeah thats him....
Ravin: No lar....thats not the datuk..he is a bodybuilder lar..*looks at sign in front of the old wrinkly fellar.."Datuk Gan Boon Leong"...* ehh its him ler...*somewhat disappointed*
Burn: hehehehehe
Joey: Eh be quiet ler....

*Enters the office....Like orang bodoh, we asked "Errmm..excuse me, can we see Datuk Wira Gan Boon Leong please"...defler rite in front there summore got name sign lagi..

Though out the whole session, we found out that he was a man of few words...didnt say much except for the few "And then?....then...and then?"..He wasnt talking to me or ravin, his sole attention was on our Secret Weapon, Joey....and *whispers*Joey's boobies*whispers*

Finally the golden question: "How much money you all want?"

Ravin: *Smiling* errrmm we are hoping for around RM10,000 lar..
Datuk pervert...i mean Datuk Wira SUDDENLY Sprang to life~! : "Whoa....cannot..I am not a business man..."
Ravin: No lar...any amount you want to give, we will accept lar..*still smilling*

*Gave him Miss MMU 2004 photo album, which for politeness sake, he flipped through for 5 secs and his attention was *whamm* back to Joey...

After the conversation we had with the seemingly interested Datuk...(i wonder why....)

We headed back to the car...hehe. :

Joey: Whoa...he is sooo scary...*I have never seen Joey aka Secret Weapon scared before*
Ravin: Why lar?
Joey: He looks sooo scary lar..the way he talks also....never smile also
Burn: Yeah...he was scared all rite..hehehe..Joey ar...he was looking at ur boobies ler...dont tell me you didnt realise?? Thats why he was listening to us....
Joey: Eh~!!! I am GOOD AT CONVINCING PEOPLE okay??? please lar..
Burn: *While Driving* - auto snapped a reply:..aha..yeah..whateva..turns to Ravin, eh where you wanted to tapau lunch ar?
Joey:*WWWHAACCCKK burn's Shoulder*...eh where got!!!
Ravin: *In fits of laughter, wanting a high 5 hehehe*
Burn: DIDN't you see the SIGNS?? All around his office, there are pictures of the wrinkled old fellar carrying one girl in each arm hahaha...believe me those girls aren't his daugthers or not they wont be smilling like they were!! and then...ONLY ONE picture o fhim with his wife..hehehe
Joey: Eh shaddap lar....*whispers*bastard*whispers*

Then Ravin HAD TO BUY Prawn Mee..and intoxicated the whole car with its WONDERFUL SMELL..BASTARD...PEOPLE PUASA!! hehehe just joking.. :p

Sigh...it was damn farnee ler...you just HAD to be there eheheh

Becoming a Nocturnal Creature....

Can't sleep lar lately...been sleeping at wierd times..Now I am fully awake when I really should be sleeping~!.I really want to make it to my 10am class tomorrow...Just downloaded Shark Tale's Soundtrack ..not bad I have to say...mixture of slow and up beat songs...something different...

The movie on the other hand wasnt too bad..I wouldnt mind going again to the cinema again to watch it though...*need to change sleeping habit soon!!!* or not I'd be sleepy all through RAYA~! and only be awake when no one visiting... and I can't have that....

I just finished my sahur...had Mutton Dalcha with Rice and vegie...mmmmm..just what I needed..

Shankar from Cyber campus is here...sebok only..hehe no ler just kidding...

Excellent Buka Puasa~!!

As soon as I came home, I could smell DURIANS~!!! ..automatically I asked mom, "Ader santan???" she was like smiling, "YUP there is santan ~!!"...my favorite lar...Durian, mixed with Rice, Santan and Gula Melaka...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..I know ler..to some people it sounds yucky..but you HAFTA TRY IT~!! excellent whey..I had like one teh tarik, one currypuff and 2 plates of Durian with rice = MAMAK STYLE~!!! haha

It is 5.38am....I have class at 10am and I am still not asleep...I THINK i can wake up at 9.45 am or something to get ready for da class...wanted to post something but decided to add a picture to it too so edited it a lil....
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MY Ah-May-Zing Lolita the Laptop!!
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Charity Drive....SPARC

whoa...who knew that setting up a booth would be soo much WORK...we practically worked for like 6 straight hours and then to "HELP" things out in CLC, where the booth was supposed to be, the electricity went out and we were working in the dark till 3am!!!...other parts of campus had electricity..and then our burgers came....we also ate our burgers in the dark..

I thought that setting the booth up was tiring...manning the bloody thing was even WORSE..everyday we had to wake up soo early just to set the thing up and pack the booth up again and then it didnt help by being bloody humid and hot and guess what? we had to repeat that like 2 more times and when the thing was over...god was i glad...

oooh the slave drive was good..or atleast it was FOR ME...you know why? cos I did not get sold! Hah I didnt have to go through all that embarassement if no one wanted to buy me hahahaha..for the others that were up for auction..well too bad suckers!!!

Miss MMU Preliminary Round - SPARC

Talk about a boring event...haha no lar..it was ermmm ok lar..besides the delay betweeen the contestants on the catwalk and all...but hey I had fun..I just came, looked important, I didnt do anything really..just sat there and did practically nothing...you know why...HAH..my work finished before the event started!! yipppeee...So...I got to sit back and laugh/felt sorry for/looked important/felt sorry for....no no I wasnt...(on somewhat level i was lar..)..what was supposed to be a discreet event, turned out to be quite public in the end.EVERY Tom, Dick and Harry came..."ooohh dont invite anyone..dont tell anyone...NO Burn dont call anyone!" POOOOFFF what happened? TONS OF PEOPLE came haha..so much for being a discreet event...