Summary of the past 1 month and 8 days.

• Me is getting fat - comments from Friends while on CNY visit has sparked a new health and fitness plan. When does it start? I don't know.
• My Beetle needs rewiring, brake lights not working again.
  
• Drove up to KL with Merp Premo at 4am. Highway all the way. Reached KL 6.45am. Not bad for a 40year old car :)
• My CNY was spent, watching Ghost Rider, Iron Lady Chef (Don't ask why), Protege. Went Karaoke-ing at Sg Wang, most of the time out of tune anyway. Dota: total of 12 hours+/- of Dota pleasure at CC with friends.
  
• Washed my darling Beetle and waxed it summore before going up to KL, only to find out the next day, where I parked at a friends house, freaking birds crapped all over it. The rain(something MELAKA is desperately lacking) later paid a visit and washed the bird crap away.
• When reached KL, found out my sense of direction is somewhat "tak boleh guna". Need a HELL OF A LOT OF PRACTISE :p
  
• Several weeks ago, we all had an outing to town to eat or something la can't remember. THEN Bob and Desmond enthusiastically suggested that we shall "woo" some bapuks, and we decided that we really didnt have anything else to do, so off we went. BUT MUCH to Prems, NIcks and my dismay, when we reached, Desmond and Bob chickened out:
• D: wheeeeyyy what you doing lar, dont want lar, eh dont want la dont want
• B: eh guys, no need lar, dont want can or not?
• By this time i was already HIGH (note: Burn's gets high when sleepy. Symptoms: uncontrollable laughter, laugh at things that are definitely not funny and tends to mouth off whatever is on his mind). I told them to move it, I'll talk to the bapoks and it went something like this:
• Burn: "Kak!! Kawan saya ni(pointing to GIRI), belum kene tebuk dengan belum pernah tebuk. Hari ni hari jadi dia, ader DISCOUNT TAK??"
• Bapok1:"Ohhh bollleehhhhh yang maner satu ek?? Saya RM30"
• Bapok2: "Saya RM90! Umur die braper?
• Burn: "Die 21 dah!"
• Bapok1: "ooh sorry la ye, saye hanya service 19tahun dan 20tahun sahaja"
• Burn: "Amenede nyer double standard nih? yang ko tu mude sangat la ni ek"
• By that time, Prem already drove off, fearing a car bashing by the bapok clan, clanswoman, clansmen, clanspimp, clansbapoks etc. I think Giri, Bob and Desmond werent really thrilled by my outburst at the bapoks on their behalf.
• FYP is driving my up the wall, and so is my supervisor.
• Pretty sad when I passed by SPARC's bazaar and the so called vendors. Only delifrance and UPG reps were there vending stuff......sigh.....

Will add more when my memory serves me well, at the moment feeling kinda sleepy.......