The well known Final Exam syndrome it back again, where last minute studying and sleepless nights appears before us again. If anyone sleeps at 12am:
"Why you sleeping so early? Dont wanna study issit?"
The Ah Soes, at the market, selling nasi lemak will be laughing in her sleep as she reels in the profit from miserable students who crawl in to the market searching for something to eat.
They'll be arguing to each other about petty little things like:
"Don't give them too much sambal, later you dont have enough for later."
"Stupid kids, we give them sambal, but never eat, wasting only."
Their husbands make an appearance at the market to help reel in the dough, though they don't look pretty happy about it, as they are probably used to sleeping at home and go Yum Cha all the time with their buddies talking abt how their wives forever nagging them to help at the pasar, for some unknown reason, they gave up fighting with their wives and decide to come and help.
Maybe nagging and bickering really works....(must ask mom and grandma, confirmation from dad).
Now its 5.12am and we just came back from Zubeidaa, MITC. Normal lar...we guys, "discuss" regarding everything that wouldn't the least affect our lives. Why do we do it then? simple....its fun. :p
Prem is watching Million Dollar Baby, when he has an exam in 10 hours, Bob is playing DOTA on my lappy because Shakir's computer's graphic just doesnt cut it and I have decided to pour my thoughts into my dearest blog (Yess I know graphics on my lappy lollita is awesome). Like my new layout? Remi if you are reading this, it is NICE and I LIKE IT :p I know u programmer, but ME NOT PROGRAMMER :p Aya u better like it osso :p
Shakir is in his towel while holding his underwear in one hand. I have told him that it is hazzardous to the surroundings, waving his underwear like tht, I kesiankan my lappy and myself. As long as it does not stray out of your hands, I am fine with ur underwear habits. More to come.......
9.30.2005
9.12.2005
Willy Wonka's Amazing Creations...
Haih....brings back the good ol' memories when I was ACTUALLY reading books~!! :p Finally the movie, MODERN one mind that came out and it exceeded muh expectations~! :p
Found these on the net, take a glance~! :p :
THE ROCK-CANDY MINE - 10,000 FEET DEEP
COKERNUT-ICE SKATING RINKS
TOFFEE-APPLE TREES FOR PLANTING OUT IN YOUR GARDEN - ALL SIZES
EXPLODING SWEETS FOR YOUR ENEMIES
LUMINOUS LOLLIES FOR EATING IN BED AT NIGHT
MINT JUJUBES FOR THE BOYS NEXT DOOR - THEY'LL GIVE HIM GREEN TEETH FOR A MONTH
CAVITY-FILLING CARAMELS - NO MORE DENTISTS
STICKJAW FOR TALKATIVE PARENTS
WRIGGLE-SWEETS THAT WRIGGLE DELIGHTFULLY IN YOUR TUMMY AFTER SWALLOWING
INVISIBLE CHOCOLATE BARS FOR EATING IN CLASS
SUGAR-COATED PENCILS FOR SUCKING
FIZZY LEMONADE SWIMMING POOLS
MAGIC HAND-FUDGE - WHEN YOU HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND, YOU TASTE IT IN YOUR MOUTH
RAINBOW DROPS - SUCK THEM AND YOU CAN SPIT IN SIX DIFFERENT COLOURS
EATABLE MARSHMALLOW PILLOWS
LICKABLE WALLPAPER FOR NURSERIES
HOT ICE CREAMS FOR COLD DAYS
COW THAT GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK
FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
SQUARE SWEETS THAT LOOK ROUND
Found these on the net, take a glance~! :p :
THE ROCK-CANDY MINE - 10,000 FEET DEEP
COKERNUT-ICE SKATING RINKS
TOFFEE-APPLE TREES FOR PLANTING OUT IN YOUR GARDEN - ALL SIZES
EXPLODING SWEETS FOR YOUR ENEMIES
LUMINOUS LOLLIES FOR EATING IN BED AT NIGHT
MINT JUJUBES FOR THE BOYS NEXT DOOR - THEY'LL GIVE HIM GREEN TEETH FOR A MONTH
CAVITY-FILLING CARAMELS - NO MORE DENTISTS
STICKJAW FOR TALKATIVE PARENTS
WRIGGLE-SWEETS THAT WRIGGLE DELIGHTFULLY IN YOUR TUMMY AFTER SWALLOWING
INVISIBLE CHOCOLATE BARS FOR EATING IN CLASS
SUGAR-COATED PENCILS FOR SUCKING
FIZZY LEMONADE SWIMMING POOLS
MAGIC HAND-FUDGE - WHEN YOU HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND, YOU TASTE IT IN YOUR MOUTH
RAINBOW DROPS - SUCK THEM AND YOU CAN SPIT IN SIX DIFFERENT COLOURS
EATABLE MARSHMALLOW PILLOWS
LICKABLE WALLPAPER FOR NURSERIES
HOT ICE CREAMS FOR COLD DAYS
COW THAT GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK
FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
SQUARE SWEETS THAT LOOK ROUND
9.06.2005
8.30.2005
Rescued by REMI~!
Then yay, just in time when muh parents came back i CIAO! rescued by Remi again HEHE :p Cepat cepat i went in to his car :D My nephews saw Remi first:
Nazeef (youngest nephew): MAMU~!!!(uncle) your friend is here~!! Can I wave to him? please?
Me: Yeah yeah go wave~!! :p
Yay then then then went to Petrol station, realised that koh koh forgot his wallet :p
Then got movie tickets to watch Red Eye, was sorta skeptical about the movie, but then it turned out to be superb!!! awesome lar~! hehe Feel like wanna watch it again...
Then before that, we had dinner with Kin, dunno what to eat lar, suggested Peranakan Food but but but I just came from Malacca wor, got sooo many Peranakan food there, hehe, then dunno how ended up in Burger King hahah, also my favorite!! :p
Then went bowling after dinner, whoalao, skills from dunno-where all came out...Kin dengan style crouching kancil hidden tikus hehehe, me with dengan pakai baling aje, ben ben and remi were good!!! haha maybe secretly practising...:p I got last btw...sien!!! haha Kin couldnt stay fer the movie, had to go......after that online a bit...testing connection at remi's house with Dota, realised that was soooo sleepy to play DOTA, finally went to bed...:p I had TONS of fun~!
Nazeef (youngest nephew): MAMU~!!!(uncle) your friend is here~!! Can I wave to him? please?
Me: Yeah yeah go wave~!! :p
Yay then then then went to Petrol station, realised that koh koh forgot his wallet :p
Then got movie tickets to watch Red Eye, was sorta skeptical about the movie, but then it turned out to be superb!!! awesome lar~! hehe Feel like wanna watch it again...
Then before that, we had dinner with Kin, dunno what to eat lar, suggested Peranakan Food but but but I just came from Malacca wor, got sooo many Peranakan food there, hehe, then dunno how ended up in Burger King hahah, also my favorite!! :p
Then went bowling after dinner, whoalao, skills from dunno-where all came out...Kin dengan style crouching kancil hidden tikus hehehe, me with dengan pakai baling aje, ben ben and remi were good!!! haha maybe secretly practising...:p I got last btw...sien!!! haha Kin couldnt stay fer the movie, had to go......after that online a bit...testing connection at remi's house with Dota, realised that was soooo sleepy to play DOTA, finally went to bed...:p I had TONS of fun~!
Weekend ooooohh weekend...
Wow....I think ar...I had a very good, clubbing free weekend, remi ar...asyik asyik tanyer whether I wanna go or not, macam cannot believe only when I said dont want :p When he knows the exact reason dont want to go~! still mau tanya haha..
Sigh it was damn funny lar...summore ben ben was sick, kecian ben. Arrived at PJ house around 9pm and then straight away tested the Wireless Connection and it was excellent, can nicely play dota all :D Usual DOTA sleeping time is about 4am lar, naturally I woke up around 11am :p My aunt had some guest, I was in muh Sarong Pants, excellent pants by the way, dengan muka tak malu, went to kitchen buat muke deeeekkk aje eating toast and teh tarik :p
Then I finally finished attending the wedding at Tmn Melawati (my god the briyanni was soo rich) then Remi koh koh finally replied muh message, so i made muh way to his place ler, first person gua nampak was Nick, let out a big sigh of relief when saw Remi there sitting quietly on the sofa :p THen as usual he tanya what I wanna do ;p, GO WATCH MOVIE, Charlie!! but then see full liao...sighs....decided to go B.Bintang then, had muh favorite Swensen's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm had Sticky Chocolate Sundae...soo sticky the chocolate, cannot see Charlie, i replace with Swensen's Ice Choc Ice Cream :D
Then afta tht Remi sent me back home to PJ, then what else lar, my Dad and my football frenzy cousins all went to Modesto's to watch some football match between dunno who and dunno who HAHA I was at home happily playing DOTA till 4am again :p
The next day was pretty much the same, Mom and Dad melepaskan diri, ciao somewhere, nicely left a message beside muh bed, "Bakar, we went out dee, kejap je" Their "kejap je" was 4 hours. hahaha They missed the briyanni, oooh my god mamak family and their briyanni lar!! I already nicely whallop the briyanni the day before at the wedding , then for lunch, briyanni again, sigh must be nice and sweet, I whallop again lar just to be nice :p
Sigh it was damn funny lar...summore ben ben was sick, kecian ben. Arrived at PJ house around 9pm and then straight away tested the Wireless Connection and it was excellent, can nicely play dota all :D Usual DOTA sleeping time is about 4am lar, naturally I woke up around 11am :p My aunt had some guest, I was in muh Sarong Pants, excellent pants by the way, dengan muka tak malu, went to kitchen buat muke deeeekkk aje eating toast and teh tarik :p
Then I finally finished attending the wedding at Tmn Melawati (my god the briyanni was soo rich) then Remi koh koh finally replied muh message, so i made muh way to his place ler, first person gua nampak was Nick, let out a big sigh of relief when saw Remi there sitting quietly on the sofa :p THen as usual he tanya what I wanna do ;p, GO WATCH MOVIE, Charlie!! but then see full liao...sighs....decided to go B.Bintang then, had muh favorite Swensen's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm had Sticky Chocolate Sundae...soo sticky the chocolate, cannot see Charlie, i replace with Swensen's Ice Choc Ice Cream :D
Then afta tht Remi sent me back home to PJ, then what else lar, my Dad and my football frenzy cousins all went to Modesto's to watch some football match between dunno who and dunno who HAHA I was at home happily playing DOTA till 4am again :p
The next day was pretty much the same, Mom and Dad melepaskan diri, ciao somewhere, nicely left a message beside muh bed, "Bakar, we went out dee, kejap je" Their "kejap je" was 4 hours. hahaha They missed the briyanni, oooh my god mamak family and their briyanni lar!! I already nicely whallop the briyanni the day before at the wedding , then for lunch, briyanni again, sigh must be nice and sweet, I whallop again lar just to be nice :p
8.21.2005
its been a reallly reallly long time...
its been a reallly reallly long time...until dunno what to post dee, well actually got a lot lar to say.
Yesterday, we all no work, went to the Chinese Cemetary at 1am, actually it wasnt pretty scary lar, bcos it was sooo bright, moon was shining real bright.
OOOOO then then, MMU Finance Dept got a screwing, and it was SOOOO much fun!! This arabian dude was drunk..haha and lashed out at the Senior Finance officer, whooooaaaa damn lar...i wanted to take a picture!!! shit but i think i'll kena marah osso if i did :p
Sigh finally someone shouting at Finance Dept. Defler nicely kutuk kutuk all, and all the stupid lady can do was sit and smile .
ok ok later i write summore :p
Yesterday, we all no work, went to the Chinese Cemetary at 1am, actually it wasnt pretty scary lar, bcos it was sooo bright, moon was shining real bright.
OOOOO then then, MMU Finance Dept got a screwing, and it was SOOOO much fun!! This arabian dude was drunk..haha and lashed out at the Senior Finance officer, whooooaaaa damn lar...i wanted to take a picture!!! shit but i think i'll kena marah osso if i did :p
Sigh finally someone shouting at Finance Dept. Defler nicely kutuk kutuk all, and all the stupid lady can do was sit and smile .
ok ok later i write summore :p
7.31.2005
White Lies....
WOW!! I am soooo glad I DID NOT TELL MUH PARENTS tht MMU is having a ONE WEEK HOLIDAY! hahah, I am MEAN you say? HELL NO, I experienced ONLY ONE DAY with them again and WHAM it hit me, THANK GOD they dont know I am on holidays now, or not what I went through today, will be 7 TIMES WORSE.
As soon as I got home, I had to hear a lecture on the court case, DDUUUHHHHH I know all about it.
And then bicker bicker bicker, everything I do and dont do , ade aje problems.....aarrrrggghhhhhhhh. Made me a driver, go pick up this go pick up tht,go see this person and go see that person.
So I am back in heaven, NO PARENTS..YIPPPEEEE!~!
PS: I am NOT MEAN!
As soon as I got home, I had to hear a lecture on the court case, DDUUUHHHHH I know all about it.
And then bicker bicker bicker, everything I do and dont do , ade aje problems.....aarrrrggghhhhhhhh. Made me a driver, go pick up this go pick up tht,go see this person and go see that person.
So I am back in heaven, NO PARENTS..YIPPPEEEE!~!
PS: I am NOT MEAN!
Court Case....
Grandad's 4th family is suing us. Wow, whats new. They have been forever trying to steal away what's rightfully ours. Our whole family was up in arms with these Indian idiots, who can't keep their hands to themselves.
Don't know what I am talking about har? Take a read:
http://www.bharian.com.my/m/BHarian/Thursday/Mukadepan/20050728014541/Article/
Anyway, I bet grandad is turning in his grave now, to see what his so called children from India is trying to do.
And guess what? At the hearing, one of the idiots had the cheek to come up to my aunt and say "Why can't we settle this outside the court?" WHAT THE FUCK? They were the ones who brought us to court and now asking why we can't resolve this matter outside? Real jackasses. All about money, iyeap, maybe they spent all what grandad left them in India and now they are just looking for another source of income to sponge from. We have been soo nice to them , accomodating them here when they come over unannounced, invited them into our homes, but they turn around and take us to court, is that a way to say thank you?
After embarassing our family by having the press coming over, why so kepoh man? I bet you they were the ones that called the press...what the hell, even that they reported things incorrectly and made us look like crooks. Grandad left these idiots a whole bunch of land in India, do you see us being "jakuns" trying to take it away from them? NO. Secrets. That is what keeping us from humiliating them, but too late now, EVERYTHING is coming out.
By the way, this case was thrown out in HIGH COURT and CIVIL COURT, and now they are bringing it into Syariah Court? They are soo dead, this case is going to get thrown out faster than they can spell MONEY!
Don't know what I am talking about har? Take a read:
http://www.bharian.com.my/m/BHarian/Thursday/Mukadepan/20050728014541/Article/
Anyway, I bet grandad is turning in his grave now, to see what his so called children from India is trying to do.
And guess what? At the hearing, one of the idiots had the cheek to come up to my aunt and say "Why can't we settle this outside the court?" WHAT THE FUCK? They were the ones who brought us to court and now asking why we can't resolve this matter outside? Real jackasses. All about money, iyeap, maybe they spent all what grandad left them in India and now they are just looking for another source of income to sponge from. We have been soo nice to them , accomodating them here when they come over unannounced, invited them into our homes, but they turn around and take us to court, is that a way to say thank you?
After embarassing our family by having the press coming over, why so kepoh man? I bet you they were the ones that called the press...what the hell, even that they reported things incorrectly and made us look like crooks. Grandad left these idiots a whole bunch of land in India, do you see us being "jakuns" trying to take it away from them? NO. Secrets. That is what keeping us from humiliating them, but too late now, EVERYTHING is coming out.
By the way, this case was thrown out in HIGH COURT and CIVIL COURT, and now they are bringing it into Syariah Court? They are soo dead, this case is going to get thrown out faster than they can spell MONEY!
Sigh....
It has been awhile since my blog has been updated, but doesnt mean I have forgotten abt blogging. There's sooo much to say, just need to find the proper words to represent my thoughts.
6.24.2005
Can you raed tihs?
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
6.16.2005
Miss the Hotel and the people...
Sighs...finally the semester has started and I miss answering the phone at the hotel, "Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening, I.S.Department" miss answering the phone, miss George and Rambabu, my bosses who always scold me for chatting too much hahah.
Miss the hotel's awesome air conditioning system, esp near the Server Room, excellent, now gotta bear with MMU's lousy air cond. Miss the "free" telephone, courtesy of Royal Adelphi hehehe.
Miss seeing how Finance people work so hard.
Now back in Malacca, soo freaking hot, the house is like an oven, its in a total mess.
Now, internet connection is slow, bobbie doggie has moved in with Tun Prem. Diyanah has been posting fake messages from ME lar konon, like lar people will believe lar Kak Yan HAHA :p
Cannot wait for the Mystery Machine aka VW Combi to be ready!! yyipppeee fun fun, will take all muh buddies out for a ride it in :D
Miss the hotel's awesome air conditioning system, esp near the Server Room, excellent, now gotta bear with MMU's lousy air cond. Miss the "free" telephone, courtesy of Royal Adelphi hehehe.
Miss seeing how Finance people work so hard.
Now back in Malacca, soo freaking hot, the house is like an oven, its in a total mess.
Now, internet connection is slow, bobbie doggie has moved in with Tun Prem. Diyanah has been posting fake messages from ME lar konon, like lar people will believe lar Kak Yan HAHA :p
Cannot wait for the Mystery Machine aka VW Combi to be ready!! yyipppeee fun fun, will take all muh buddies out for a ride it in :D
5.30.2005
heheh diyanah, my mango stealing cousin at the salon HEHE straightening her hair wor HEHE
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new hairstyle wor !! haha gnna shy away from spikey hair for the time being hehe but its still SORTA spikey :D
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Well, time to blog again. Lately been soo layzee to blog, but after much complaints from my cousin, Diyanah, the mango stealer..hehe and I should really post more stories about bibik jahat.. :D
First things first, need to brag a little bit, Take a look at my new phone muhahahahaha, oopps I mean SMARTPHONE..yeah baby yeah!!! :D
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4.29.2005
Bibik Kenakan ME!!!
Bibik jahat!!!! (My aunty's indonesian maid)..hehe. Today had a wonderful lunch:
chicken curry,
rice,
pacheri terung(brinjal sambal) - muh favorite,
thairu (plain yogurt eaten with rice),
fried chicken,
Stir fried vegetables - it was more like sambal jawa or something along those lines.
Typical Friday lunch after prayers ler :p ok ok so here's the thing, after lunch, the only ones left was Diyanah (my cousin) and I. So we were finishing off the Indian Mangoes lar..then there was one piece left, Diyanah quickly forked it and ate it just as I was about to go for it...then Bibik, saw us fighting over the piece, she said:
"Jangan gaduh, belakang banyak lagi"
So i was happy lar, b'cos Diyana had lost.....but....
I was about to stick muh tongue out to her, to teast her, when Bibik said...
"Kulit mangga ade lar"
*piiaaaakkkk* terkena from Bibik, Diyanah couldnt help but laugh like the crazy girl she is hahah....I too thought it was damn hilarious :p
here is another story about Bibik..
Every morning, DIyanah's younger brother, Juhaidi, will have cereal for breakfast. One day Juhaidi's breakfast was a lil funky...
Juhaidi : Bibik susu nih tak sedap lar bibik!! (with a FULL ON American ACCENT as this is how he turned out after years and years of Cartoon Network)
Then Nizam drank his coffee, some sort of instant frapuccino, (Diyanah's eldest brother)
Nizam : Bibik!!! Dah basi lar susu nih!!
Bibik : Laaahhh..bibik ingatkan kopi Nizam rasanya macam itu!!!
So with this in mind, and fully loaded with amunition i kenakan Bibik again:
As she was laughing cos I brought up the Kulit Mangga story, I fired my ammunition:
Burn: Bibik, susu basi ade tak?
She was SHOCKED!!! heheh Cos i wasnt there when the incident happened hehehehe :p
chicken curry,
rice,
pacheri terung(brinjal sambal) - muh favorite,
thairu (plain yogurt eaten with rice),
fried chicken,
Stir fried vegetables - it was more like sambal jawa or something along those lines.
Typical Friday lunch after prayers ler :p ok ok so here's the thing, after lunch, the only ones left was Diyanah (my cousin) and I. So we were finishing off the Indian Mangoes lar..then there was one piece left, Diyanah quickly forked it and ate it just as I was about to go for it...then Bibik, saw us fighting over the piece, she said:
"Jangan gaduh, belakang banyak lagi"
So i was happy lar, b'cos Diyana had lost.....but....
I was about to stick muh tongue out to her, to teast her, when Bibik said...
"Kulit mangga ade lar"
*piiaaaakkkk* terkena from Bibik, Diyanah couldnt help but laugh like the crazy girl she is hahah....I too thought it was damn hilarious :p
here is another story about Bibik..
Every morning, DIyanah's younger brother, Juhaidi, will have cereal for breakfast. One day Juhaidi's breakfast was a lil funky...
Juhaidi : Bibik susu nih tak sedap lar bibik!! (with a FULL ON American ACCENT as this is how he turned out after years and years of Cartoon Network)
Then Nizam drank his coffee, some sort of instant frapuccino, (Diyanah's eldest brother)
Nizam : Bibik!!! Dah basi lar susu nih!!
Bibik : Laaahhh..bibik ingatkan kopi Nizam rasanya macam itu!!!
So with this in mind, and fully loaded with amunition i kenakan Bibik again:
As she was laughing cos I brought up the Kulit Mangga story, I fired my ammunition:
Burn: Bibik, susu basi ade tak?
She was SHOCKED!!! heheh Cos i wasnt there when the incident happened hehehehe :p
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