Holidays...

Mine was great only at the very end. I went to KL, missed like the first two days of class. Much needed rest, I had to get away from anything remotely related to SPARC but now, the workload is piling up as I type.

My noctornal activity of sleeping at 5am during the holidays is really starting to get to me now..today I was cursing myself in class cos i was soo sleepy and the lecturer was lecturing in a language barely resembles ENGLISH it was more to TAMIL for all I care. Still, I just dont understand how MMU can employ such lecturers, can't even speak proper English.

Will post anotha message soon.....

Lazing Around...

Damn I've been called a lazy pig many many many times these last few days. It's not muh fault that I sleep alot :p I am usually wake when u people are asleep so its just fair that I sleep when you are awake! HUH~! :p

These days I have been either busy with SPARC work of just plain waiting for TV Series to finish downloading on shareaza

Either I'd be running around Melaka for SPARC or harmlessly sleeping in muh wonderful bed undisturbed.

Sigh I dread the start of this coming semester...huhuh there are still tons of things to do with Miss MMU less than 1 month away and all..that is why I am getting all the sleep I can get whilst there is not that much work to do! :p So you people who condemn me cos I sleep too much, in reality you are just plain jealous that I have the time to actually sleep! hehe yippee a few more days onlee till I am gonna be in KL..i finally get to enjoy muh holidays with friends~! usually its just with mom, dad and my bro...boring lar! always go to da same place..huhuhu

Polar Express

OK movie lar...nothing to get ur panties in a twist about. I was an average sort of movie. Awesome graphics and very hard on the Believing in Christmas story. It was pretty good not too bad. Lately been heavy with SPARC work, designing this, editing that...shit lar...work! huhuh STAD better f***king approve man.....or not all hell gonna break loose......

Insomiac's gone maniac...

*Sigh* i just dont feel like blogging lar lately...nvm I must get in the mood to talk crap and remember to post it here haha...

Gathering of childhood friends....
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If...

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

--Rudyard Kipling

Burn’s and Sharm’s Rescue Mission

It was 10.30am and it was a humid Tuesday morning as usual Burn was still sleeping. He was woken up by Sharm another fellow rescuer asking for assistance with a problem she had ; one of the International Students who happen to be her friend, had managed to lock himself inside his room.

After consulting a few different furniture shops, asking for aid in breaking down the door to her friend’s room, her efforts were in vain, thus she woke Burn up. With that Burn grabbed his trusty hammer and headed to Sharm’s friend’s house. Upon reaching the place where the distress call was made, everything seemed gloomy. Sharm cried out for her friend and in return a voice answered her call. He was indeed locked inside his room.

We were thinking on how to break into the room, the old-credit-card-slipt-it through-the-crack-of-the-door-trick didn’t work so we asked permission from the victim to break the door knob and affirmative we got our approval and broke it with the Hantam-Saja Guna-Hammer-Trick which the furniture shop-keeper suggested to use. At that Burn slammed his mighty hammer into the door knob a few times and off it came! The victim rushed to the bathroom as soon as the door opened thanking us along the way.

All in a days work.

After that little rescue mission , Burn continued his blissful slumber.

One for the Accounting Students~!

Balance Sheet of Life:

Our Birth is our Opening Balance

Our Death is our Closing Balance

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim:

Reduce liabilities to zero at the end of the day.

Keep the current account active and alive.

Increase the value of the fixed deposit

by transferring funds from the current account.

Increase the value of the current assets every day.

Distribute the dividend with open hands

Damn I find this so funny~!!!

Disorder in the American Courts

These are from a book called Disorder in the
American Courts, and are things
people actually said in court, word for word,
taken
down and now published by
court reporters who had the torment of staying
calm while these exchanges were
actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
_____________________________________
_

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the
impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_____________________________________
_

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your
memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something that you've forgotten?
_____________________________________


Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember
which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________


Q: What was the first thing your husband said
to
you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
_____________________________________
_

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been
involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
_____________________________________
_

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies
in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how
old
is he?
_____________________________________


Q: Were you present when your picture was
taken?
_____________________________________
_

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
_____________________________________
_

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
_____________________________________
_

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
_____________________________________
_

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a
beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
_____________________________________
_

Q: Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant
to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
_____________________________________
_

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead
people.
_____________________________________
_

Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
What
school did you go to?
A: Oral.
_____________________________________
_

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the
body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering
why I
was doing an autopsy
_____________________________________
_

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
_____________________________________
_

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did
you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was
alive
when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in
a
jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive
and practicing law somewhere.

Three brownies~!!
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Hands by Colour = White Hands; Joey and Alex. Brown Hands = Ravin, Shakir and I.
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Again people eating defler go and take muh picture. Having dinner at O'Jardim (Portuguese food)
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Me on da stairs of Coconut House..nice ler the place, first time going there. I've been living in Melaka for so long dunno about this place, a friend from KL, Ravin showed me..so kesian..
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Ma self and buddy Alex~! I think this pciture was taken after we all high dee, I had Tiramisu and Alex had Coconut Ice Cream or something along those lines..:D
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Muahahaha we all like jakuns/tourists, taking pictures in Coconut House, Jonker Walk, Melaka~! :D
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Da connection all to muh-self~!!

Time: 3.10am

Stomach Report: Fairly Full

Current Song listening to: Natasha Beddingfield – These Words

Waiting for: The Incredibles to download, just previewed it, not soo clear copy..so so onliee

Yeah be that as it may, I don’t know what else to download~! :D I waiting for The Incredibles to download using Shareaza.

The day before yesterday, Alex and I were going around Melaka looking for Pet Shops ; Alex wanted a bunny rabbit. Went around like 4 Pet Shops and found 4 rabbits onliee..hehe

Will post pictures soon of our rabbits: Thumper (the rabbit from da movie Bambi) and Bunny (cos its a bunny wabbit~! )! :D

Damn I need to get in shape…tomorrow’s possible plans:

Morning: Sleep

Afternoon: Still asleep

Late Afternoon: Clean da house!

Evening: Swimming~!! Yeaaahhhhhh!!* I hope the pool is gonna be clean and hopefully empty*

Evening: Afta swimming have dinner, I want Nasi Lemak…mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yahhoo!! Finals are finally over~!!

Talking about exams, during my Marketing and E-Commerce exam, which was soooo bored and my fingers were sorta numb after all the writing, then realised that what I wrote was crap, erased it, wrote a different, found out that I liked my first answer better, erased it again and trying to recall my first answer, a Chinese dude kena caught cheating! Huhuh it was fun!! For me it was ler..not for defler kena tangkap, you know ler kan, all these Chinese fellars all yellow skinned people..hehe..(no offence to muh Chinese dudes and dudettes!! *wink*), but this dude wasn’t yellow, he was purple, probably his emotions was soo mixed up ; Angry, Sad, Anxious, Worried + Embarassed = made his skin turn PURPLE! :D He looked farnee with his dyed hair which was red by the way, which made him look like a beetroot.

Dah ler the Chief Invigilator aka C.Invi, was an Iranian and was edgy like hell, lookin for a chance to f**k someone up, and boy did he get his chance, he glared at defler when the other invi told him that he was cheating by bringing in little pieces of paper with notes written on it, by this time the Chinese fellar was brought to one of the empty front desks.

I also had a mixed emotion moment ; I felt sorry for the bugger(cos he will get suspended for 1 whole academic year, all his other subjects this semester failed, and financial loans will be cancelled), I was laughing ma ass off (cos it was only 15 minutes through the examination and defler was made to stay till the end of the exam doin absolutely NAATTHHIINNGGG), after trying to stifle my laughter which made a few other Invi turn around to look at me…I felt sorry again for him.

It was like watching a CSI episode, only thing different that it was LIVE~! :D They took out a Sony Cybershot, took pictures of the notes that were brought in by defler, called for higher authority to come and made him sign a few papers. Then the higher authority came, small lady, came with a big brown envelope. She took defler’s ID, Exam paper, took the cheating notes, checked the Sony to see that the cheating notes pictures were taken properly, turned the digi cam off, took out the memory stick and took the paper defler was signing and put it all in the big envelope she carried in. WHOOOAAAA~!! I was flabbergasted!!!! I had to physically close ma mouth cos I was in such shock.. Are these really MMU LECTURERS? The ones that we can hardly understand with their extremely broken English?? It was as if the whole thing was staged, I wasted like 20minutes just enjoying this little episode of CSI: Multimedia University Season 1 Episode 1.

Damn that was an interesting exam!! Hehehe I’d never thought I would say that ever in my life…

the stooppeed bird didnt want to turn around...got the bum of this peacock osso...
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THe sun bears soooo cute!!!!!
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fuiyo...JOEY chai!! soo sexy hehehehe
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